found this on the CDP Fourms... and ferg got it from the bebop fourms
:ph43r: :ph43r:


" 'ello there, I'm Steve Irwin, and today we're searching for the elusive Spedballa! Remember, these creatures are easily frightened by camouflage and quick to anger, so we must be verrrry careful.


Crikey! There's one! We're hidden by this bush, so he can't see us. Look at those colors! The wild speedballa is known for his colorful plumage and flashy displays. However, we don't really know what it's for, since speedballa's seem to have a distinct lack of mates of the opposite sex.

Wow, would you look at that? In a display of dominance, the creature has decided to pick a fight with another speedballa. In their primitive habitat, currency often determines who becomes the Alpha male. Sssshhhh! If we listen very carefully, we can hear them..."

Player 1: "What do you mean I'm out?! This paint is old, dry paint!"
Player 2: "Then what is wet paint doing on your hands?!"
P1: "You pickin' a fight?! MY SPONSOR WILL KICK YOUR SPONSOR'S ***!"
P2: "Oh yeah?! WELL YOUR MARKER SUCKS!"
*Lots of assorted yelling, swearing, and girly punches*

"Crikey! They're sure going at it!
Wait a sec...I think they've spotted us. You can always tell when a speedballa is frightened. He stands real still, his eyes dart around, and his bright plumage gets a sudden yellow, watery stain down their leg area."

Player 3: "Dude...do you hear that?!"

"Folks, I think we're about to witness something spectacular: A woodsballer ambush! These elusive enemies of the speedballa often compete for the same territories, and when the meet, things can get ugly very fast! Sssshhh...we need complete silence"

......
......
*Pfft*
Player 1: "Owww, ****! Where the hades did that come from?!"
*Pfft*
Player 2: "What the...right on my goggles! Who actually gets one kill with one shot?! You need at least a case per enem-"
*pop pop pop pop pop*
*lots of running around and screaming by speedballea's*

"Wow...that was incredible. The entire speedballa herd was taken out by an unseen group of woodsballers. Mike, did you see anything?"
*Camera shakes in a "no" fashion*
"Well..let's see if we can find one of these elusive little guys..."

*Nearby 'bush' stands up*
"SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! That, that...BUSH just stood up next to us. It's a woodsballer, alright. His highly evolved pattern of coverage, called 'ghillie', has proven very effective."

Mike, whispering: "Steve...he's looking at us..."

Woodsballer: "...Who the hades are you?"

"Careful, Mike...I think he may be challenging us."

Woodsballer: "Dude, do you mind getting out of my kill zone? I saw one run off that into the sticker bushes."

"Right you are..I think it's best we get out of here. We are obviously in hostile territory. Until next time, folks, I'm steve Irwin, and I'll see y-OWW! OW OW OW! ****er!"

:lol: :lol: That was funny!

that was gay. everyone knows i play hopperball speedball.

Funny.

its only funny to you players who arent good enough to play speedball. :D

its funny if ur an angel using scenario player

or just gay.

Or you think its cool to put $400 worth of scopes and stocks on a tippmannn.

yea i agree. but i disagree about the stock. stocks on them improve balance and that helps with accuracy. my bro has an a-5.

that and it looks badass.

Its called using your tank for balance instead of using a hose that runs into a tank you have in a pack on your back

i actually prefer that tank on my back that way if i lay down i have a better chance of getting shot.. and so i can have an offbalance gun... and cause im agg.. and... jersey

JERSEY!?