A little game I was thinking about while playing the original Donkey Kong on SNES. While playing it I realised how funny some of the concepts where and so I started to think, what have I learned.

From Donkey Kong:
Frogs can kill bees
Bananas appear every where in the world
Monkeys can swim and breathe under water
Monkeys DO have adventures
Jumping on things is the soultion to all problems

So more general ones:
Save before anything big happens
Eating food heals you
Red drink in vile also heal you
If something has really big teeth STAY AWAY!!

Now I wanna hear some other ones

That Hedghogs are realy fast and can become gold
That scientists with big heads/bodies moslty cannot be trusted.

Shoot your enemy before he can shoot you, do not ask questions, do not attempt to surrender!
A black Market will spring up for alien reproductive organs.
If ever you see a little girl wandering alone in a dark corridor - SHE IS NOT ALONE!
That cats and lizards really are intellegent after all...
When you crouch in the shadows nobody can see you, even if they are less than two feet away

All your base are belong to us!

when aliens invade the planet the move from left to right and back again getting lower and lower untill they land.

That jumping from walls is completely harmless for yourself.

if you die you can always go back to the last checkpoint

if you see a ghost and it changes colour to blue, you can eat it.

when dinner's ready you can pause saving the world from a sure and horrible doom

you can only use certain gear if your alignment is the same.

there is always the retro, vintage and original version of everything

That it is perfectly safe to leap off a fifty foot high ledge, and land in a small pile of straw.

What is that from Cal?

Assassin's Creed, most over rated release of 07. ;)

That it is perfectly safe to inject yourself with unknown serums from a seringe you found in a broken vending machine.

when you gain enough experiance you can gain in strength without having to go to the gym.

That fire can be effective against water.

That getting shot in the head repeatedly won't kill you if you still have health left.

when it all gets too hard you can save and come back to it later