As the title suggest put in any reason


you know your getting old when....



the phrase " i just can't drink like I use to." replaces the phrase

"Im never drinking that much again" :P

your house plants are alive and you can't smoke any of them

time is measured in years not days

you feed your pet proper food instead of left over pizza, Macca's and KFC.

people start posts with the line " you know your getting old when"

yeah very funny im laughing so hard my wrinkles are showing.


you go to chemist for medicine and creams instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.

yeah bad sign

when you start waiting for your kids muck up days not yours

the police officer who has just pulled you over looks like he should still be in school.

when your kids start making jokes about nursing homes

a hotdog or kebab at 3am will severly upset rather than settle your stomach.

life after death is a good thing not a insane idea

you the one calling the police because "those damn kids next door" wont turn the music down.

you remember back in the day

your joints are a far more reliable at predicting the weather than the weather forcaster's on the nightly news

you talk about the best plans for a will with your friends

your health insurance is starting to finally pay off

the person your playing this game with is nearly 20 years younger

people call you at 9pm and ask "did i wake you"

your nearly so old that youve granduated high school

you can live without sex but not your glasses

your kids are playing the feild not you

your relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you

its not akward for sex scenes to be in the movies you watch

your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

its grandkids not grandperants

people no longer think your a hypochondriac

music you grew up with is the awesome 80's and coming out as ancient compelations

you go from having 150 days off a year down to 20 days.

perfect attendance is easy

you realise school was the best years of your life

you've graduated

jeans and a T-shirt no longer qualify as "dressed up"

You listen to the oldies station and think your really jamming it up.

(you use the phrase jamming it up)

the music you worshipped as a teenager now gets played as elevator music.

you think jazz is cool

you remeber using 1 & 2 dollar notes, not coins.

you remember 1 & 2 cent peices

you still have 1 & 2 cent pieces and 1 & 2 dollar notes

you remember the war

you remeber being able to buy your own fireworks and light them yourself in your own backyard