well it was going to happen eventually, basically the idea here is to stab, shoot, maim, cover with explosives, nuke, ignite, freeze, base, slash, chop and send other members of the board to hell as brutally as possilbe, could be a quick one or a long post eventually youll end up with 2 players continually bashing each other, whilst these two players are doing so feel free to stab someone else, i remember a time when i was fighting mecanicus for several pages worth of posts none else did anything

ok to start things of ill make a simple post

*I pull out a gun aim and Cal and pull the trigger, with a loud pop a small bang flag comes out, Cal starts to laugh*
"damn its jammed!"
*pulling the trigger again the flag flies out and impales Cal in the eye, who falls over forcing it though the back of his head*
"excellent"

Eulezes sees Meaphet Ran, and sets up a head shot with his sniper rifle.

BOOM! HEADSHOT! :lol:

Meaphet Ran is gone

Arrowen witness Euleze's murder Meaphet and stabs Euleze through the lungs leaving him drown in his own blood. There corpses piling. Arrowen leaves the scene to hide waiting for a new target

*Appears beside Arrowen.*
Hello.
*Shoots Euleze, Meaphet Ran and Calaith when they get up.*
Fun, isn't it?

*mephet staggers to his feet behind Cro, ripping about 3 feet of Cal's small intestine out, the proceeds to stangle Cro with it, her body going limp and slumping before meaphet lets go.*

*Unfortunately, Meaphet doesn't realise that Cro slumped as a ruse, and the instant he releases the pressure, she whips around, grabs the intestine and proceeds to shove it bodily down his throat.*

Kill ME?! I think not!

It takes more than a shot to kill me Cro!

*Euleze grabs his standard army knife and slits her thoart, then stabs Meaphet in the stomach, and hits him in the back on the head with his pistol*

Now Arrowen where are you

Also try and theme it to the 40K universe. It makes the game rather fun, but feel free to add take offs of Star Wars, Star Trek, and any video game you know of.

*Cal leaps out of the warp behind Arrowen, gracefully slicing her left arm off before dashing at Euleze and impaling him in the stomach with his power sword. Pulling the blade from Euleze with very little resistance he whips around and decapitates Meaphet who tried to charge him from behind.*

"Whats wrong with you?"

*Cal asks as he turns to Cro, who his holding her neck as blood spills through her fingers.*


To keep in theme and have a continual flow, don't backtrack on another members post. So don't say: Nah nah nah, that didn't happen because I'm invincable. If you die, don't worry you'll respawn in a few posts. ;)

arrowen looks at her bleeding arm then swiftly embeds a knife in calaiths neck

" Hi cro," she says before hiding again

*The holographic Calaith fades away as Arrowen's blade passes through it, but she doesn't realise.*


"Hello there,"

*Calaith says as he apears behind Arrowen, punching her through the back with his Harlequins Kiss. The razor wires inside file out and slash out in every direction causing Arrowen's mid section to practicaly explode in red gore. When Calaith withdraws Arrowen immediately collapses.*

*Calaith then backflips through a warp portal.*

Come back Cal

*Euleze follows Cal through the warp not caring where it leads ,pulling out his Splinter Rifle with posion tipped bullets*

Ohh Cal your gonna die!

*Being a Harlequin, Calaith has even greater knowledge of the warp than Euleze. He leads the dark Eldar on a wild goose chase through the mryads of the webway, making Euleze chase shadows and enemys that don't exist.*

"Where are you!?"

*Euleze screams in frustration, but the only answer he gets is the faint echo of hysterical laughter. Euleze suddenly realises that he is totaly alone, and has no idea where he is.*

*Euleze looks around and finds another person, but it isn't really another person but another copy or reality of himself*

"Oh cool, partners"

"Partners"

*Still lost the Eulezes are still wondering around the portal until they reach Commorragh*

"Arr home sweet home"

"Something followed us"

"Cal"

*meaphet, slowly coughs up the intestines jammed down his throat, and staggers to his feet, suffering nemerous wounds, blood pumping from his body into a slick on the floor, meaphet stops to rest against a wall nearby, Cro, seeing that he is still alove, starts to walk over,

"well, weeelll!" screams Cro as she slips on the blood on the floor, baning her head against a table and falling unconsious, she comes to in several minutes to see Meaphet Standing before her,

"where am i?

Cro asks holding the back of her head,

"and who are you?"

Meaphet smiles

"where we are is not important, as for me, What did Obi-two tell you about your father?"

"He told me enough! He said you killed him,"

"no lu... i mean Cro i am your father!"

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!"

---Meanwhile---

*Euleze and Euleze strole into Commorragh casual as anything, meeting and greeting old friends, attacking old enemies, and generally being happy to be home.*

*Suddenly a mysterious Dark Eldar walks up towards them.*

"Euleze, Euleze."

"Mysterious stranger."

*They then pass each other, but before the Euleze's turn the corner Cal's holosuit drops it disguise, and the Harlequin turns firing a single shot from his concealed Shuriken Pistol killing one of the Euleze's. The second Euleze jumps aside just in time as Cal fires a shot at him as well.*

*Euleze then jumps at Cal with whatever nasty Dark Eldar CC weapon he'd most probably carry, but all his attacks are blocked by Calaith's Power Sword and Power Blade. The two are locked in a deadly duel, but suddenly...*

*As Dark Eldar have a fedish for killing and torturing each other and themselves, Cal relize that all of the Dark Eldar around them are watching him ready to strike*

"Bye, bye Cal"

*Euleze, is free since Cal is more occupied with protecting himself against is most current threat, Dark Eldars*

*Meanwhile Euleze has found an armory and picks up his favorite weapon, Dark Lance*
*Euleze makes his way back to were he left Cal, all the Dark Eldar run from the sight of the Dark Lance. Euleze looks at Cal's decapitated body, and sees that his vital organs are gone and so is his head*

"Now to finish you off"

*Euleze aims the dark lance at Cal and fires at his body. The shot leaves Cal's body burnt and defferently destroyed*

*Eulezes runs back through the warp to...*

*Morphs into her daemon form, wings sprouting from her back, nails elongating into razor-sharp claws and her teeth sharpening into fangs.*

I have no father, fool... I am a Goddess of Chaos!

*She drives her clawed fist through Meaphet's chest, warp energy crackling around her hand.*

Time to die, foolish one.

" goddess of chaos or not leave him "

* arrowen standing behind crovexius ready to fight *

" every reign has its end " she says before leaping towards cro, arrow's blades raised ready to strike.

*Whirling around to face Arrowen, Cro raises Meaphet's body as a shield, causing her new opponent to strike him instead.*

What is this? A challange? I applaud your courage to announce your intentions, Brave One, unlike these dishonourable b******s. But even that will not stop me from destroying you. If anything, it will just make your death even more satisfying...

*Evil monolouge taken care of, Cro lashed out at Arrowen with her wing, attempting to unbalance her opponent.*

"dont i have a say in this" screams meaphet as hes being held by Cro, watching Arrowen get slapped around.

Meaphet phases out and appears infront of Cro with is apparent minion Arrowen

"now you die"

meaphet loks evily at Cro...

"what are you waiting for, attack already Arrowen"

Whilst Arrowen and Cro fight meaphets body seems to unfold...

---Meanwhile---

*Euleze runs back through the warp to find himself once again lost.*

"Wasn't that corridor over there last time I was here?"

*Looking around confused, Euleze turns the next into a huge warp corridor, finding himself face to face with a Harlequin Wraith Lord. Calaith's Wraith Lord to be precise.*

"Hey Cal...now I know your mad about me killing you and all...but...can't we...can't we just all get along?"

*Euleze stumbles over his words as he backs away slowly, Cal's Bright Lance pointed right at the Dark Eldar's mid section. Suddenly the end of the lance bursts out in a brilliant beam of light. The beam pases through Euleze leaving nothing behind but cinders.*

*But as soon as he had fired the shot, a dark and silent figure drops from the underside of the wraithlord, after planting two incredibly dangerous mines..*

*Grabbing whats left of Euleze's body, Brak'hir dives through a web way portal to his beloved commoragh while hitting the detonater on his remote....*

*He then chuckled something in an Arcane language, which would roughly translate to* "Hehe, stupid Harlequine..."

What followed was an insane explosion, in which cal's wraithlord (and half the planet) exploded in a brilliant flash of white light....

*After giving Euleze to the local heamonculi, to fix up, Brak'hir Jumps back into the shadows where hopefully no one will see him.......*

then out of no were farser concerta leeps to the add of arrowen chain axe ready and lighting claw powered up redy to strike and saying in a manly voice "were do you want me"

*Meaphets body continues to unfold, doubling in height, and arms stretching...

and then concerta sat down and had a spot of brunch"would you like to join me meaphet there is plenty to go around"

meaphet finishes transforming, into some giant Entity of Nurgle (my new army) puss pouring from his earlier wounds, meaphet walks over the concerta who is struck down by nurgles rot, meaphet eats his food...

"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my brunch" screemed concerta and grabed his chain axe and started hacking into meaphet while driping roting flesh all over the floor.

*meaphet looks at Concerta*
"down minion, down... thats better, now attack Cro, shes not worth my time (ill wait until she gets angrier)"

farser concerta traped in a zombie like trance attacks "cro" in a bloody banquet of horrer :blink:

arrowen slashes fately at Crovexius then at Concerta

then turns to watch meaphet scoffing down his meal

" dont even try to order me around meaphet"

then the little mouth(all that is left of concerta)says "you go girl"

meaphet looks up, then stadnds up, then pulls his manreaper out,and walks over to Arrow,Cro and Concerta

"what,what is going on,please tell me i got no eyes"said the mouth.

*Cro SCREAMS in anger, wings unfurling to their full span. Her wounds close over and her body reforms as she grows taller, red and black armour forming over her body and a saw-edged glaive appearing in her hand.*

You little rat!

*Her claws lengthen and her eyes begin to glow blood red.*

DIE!!!

*She leaps at Meaphet, glaive slashing at the Entity of Nurgle.*

'come on tell me what is going on"said the mouth

Cro leads at meaphet, who promptly ducks and swings up under Cro's guard his blow richoching off her armour, meaphet spins and kicks Cro,in her back right between the wings, Cro falls over crushing Arrowen...

"did some one die becuase I am only a mouth and can n.........."said the mouth before meaphet ran steped on it

'oh... my head" said arrowen her eyes rolling around in her after a while she crawls to a safe distance to see concerta's mouth be squashed. " i'll get revenge," she swears before she passes out

then the spirit apered I arrowen's mind while she was passed out and said "you must avenge my death and one day Iwill come again in the form of the shint one death~king,but only if you avange my death women"

arrowen swiftly and silently leaps up behind mepheat her blade drawn cleaving him in half then decapitating the remanders of his body.
"anyone else?" said Arrowen looking around. not a person in sight she sheathed her weapon and ran for cover