this is a game were you make a wish and some one here grants you it but it has terrible side effects e.g


i wish i had the new forge world avatar


then some one would reply


granted you get the new forge world avatar but when you take it to games workshop you stumble and it falls into the middle of the road and gets crushed.

then the person who grants you wish makes his and so on etc.


my wish is:

i wish i had two phantom titans by armorcast

But when you recieved the models you find that they are actually forged together in a horrible mush.


I wish that I had a faster computer.

granted but when you grt your faster computer it acctully is faster cause it is straped to a rocket!!.....and flys away

i wish i was supreamruler of the world!!!!
*insurte evil laugh*

granted but then you will die in the nuclear war that has been caused

I wish i could join the circus

But you get fired out of a cannon into a brick wall.




I wish that I didn't hvae so many damn books piling up that I have to read.

Granted, but you have to read them all!

haha! I granted a real wish! I am magical!


I wish there was no more freaking homework!

But then you get so bored that you are forced to go for a walk.



I wish that I Aussie's had better access to forgeworld.

But it wold cost a hell of a lot more because of the shipping costs to Games Workshop and Forge World!

I wish that I hadn't smashed my dice jar.

Granted but you smashed the dice instead

I wish Dark Elf Harpies didn't look so cr*p

Your wish could not be connected please leave a message after the beep... *after 10 minutes there still is no beep and you hang up*

i wish Melbourne was more like Adelaide =P

wish granted but a hurricane drops the one city on the other one

(its the only hope for the English crikcet team) :lol:


I wish that GW would make some plastic wraithguard

granted, but GW cast it using an experimental plastic that melts on contact with any kind of bonding agent (AKA. glue )

I wish that my necrons werent so fragile

granted but you find necrons are now caste from an incredably dense metal you now need to go to the gym before you can lift your figure case

I wish the English werent so poor at sports they invented

Granted, but they will still suck at all other games. (Last World Cup, I mean come on!!)

I wish my Eldar would strip themselves of their paint.

granted but they also strip themseleves of clothes and become.............
Dark Eldar :D


(by the way the british invented football too)

I wish this forum becomes the most successful eldar one on the net

Granted, but it becomes overcrowded and crashes!! (:o)

(I checked on wikipedia, and they said the Chinese invented football :?)

I wish that starcannons were still Heavy 3!!

Granted, but they become strength 1 ap -...

I wish there were some new Dark Eldar models <_< .

granted but they are forgeworld and you need a mortage to buy them


I wish I was poor

Ummm... o...k... :blink: Granted, but then everything becomes cheaper? Dunno if its a bad thing... but its all i could come up with... :unsure:

I wish i had a real fully functional Baneblade... :lol:

Granted, but it comes in a giant cardboard box from Forgeworld, and is made of huge pieces of resin which you have to glue together.

I wish I had a huge vertical jump.

Granted, you can now jump 4 times your height. Unfortunately you are now only 28mm tall.

I wish that there was a new Daemonhost post everyday! (Instead of in a few months :( )

granted but its a spam post advertising a viagra sellign web site


I wish GW staff had a brain :blink:

Granted but they all suffer from multiple and extremely severe mental disorders

I wish that GW would bring an Ewok-like race to 40k

granted but they are yet another Tau ally race and work like ratlings

I wish GW would bring back squats

granted but they are yet another Tau ally and work like miniture Ogryns

I wish Tau would stop getting more allies

granted but instead they get more tanks and crisis suits

i wish the new forge world fighter game was cheaper

Granted but you get less for your money

I wish i had some Pavlova

Granted, but someone tried to make it healthy and used egg substitute and splenda... (HA! Can't confuse the cook... you and your traditional Australian desserts!)

I wish i had more Dark Eldars.

granted but they are now an ally of the Tau without their own codex

I wish to have a copy of sadams execution video

Granted, but the Iraqi government executes you for possessing it.

I wish I had a new video card.

granted but you find it incompatable with windows

I wish americans would learn they dont rule the world

I second that Rain... which is bad because i a States person... <_<

Anyways... Granted, but then they decided to rule the world and go to war with everyone... <_<

Anyways... I wish that I had the ambiton to paint something... :ph43r:

Granted, but you don't have anything to paint! :o

I wish that I had better luck with dice.

granted but they are big pink fluffy ones which hang in your car

I wish for more wishes

Granted, but for each wish you most sacrifice one of your models, and then roll a d6. The only time it doesn't get currupted is on a 7... :blink:

I wish i had a sandwich.

granted but its the Earl of Sandwich the english aristocratic who invented the food

i wish that all those who field cheesy armies loose

granted but you always feel the need to field cheesy armies

i wish i had more time off work (6 weeks leave isnt enough)

granted your fired

I wish cashew nuts had no calories

Granted, but then they are loaded with sugar, perservatives, and nuclear waste.

I wish the Earl of Sandwich would stop staring at me... <_<

:blink: 6 weeks? Sweet Emperor... be lucky your not in the states... you'd be lucky to 4, after like 10 years or so... :blink:

granted but he starts staring at your girlfriend instead


I wish that wishes were fishes so we'd all be fat


(6 weeks is standard in europe rising to 8 weeks after 10 years in most firms, ) :D