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Pip - April 23, 2005 03:17 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (grim_lightning)
ok well at least i dont sound like a moron


Phantom Ogre - April 23, 2005 03:45 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pip @ Apr 23 2005, 03:17 PM)
QUOTE (grim_lightning)
ok well at least i dont sound like a moron

Wow, that was posted less than an hour ago. You're pretty fast!

One question though, why haven't you started pwning the guy yet?

Pip - April 23, 2005 03:59 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Phantom Ogre @ Apr 23 2005, 07:45 AM)
QUOTE (Pip @ Apr 23 2005, 03:17 PM)
QUOTE (grim_lightning)
ok well at least i dont sound like a moron

Wow, that was posted less than an hour ago. You're pretty fast!

One question though, why haven't you started pwning the guy yet?

warnings

Phantom Ogre - April 23, 2005 05:25 PM (GMT)
Figures.

People around here have developed a bit more self-control over spamming/flaming now that Skankhair go banned for no good reason.

I could probably get away with pwning him if I wanted to. Having 0 warnings from WizOs = tech!

force_of_will - April 23, 2005 09:26 PM (GMT)
what and where was this.. link me

im warning free, and i am extreemly pissed off from a bad day of bowling!!!11!!

Phantom Ogre - April 23, 2005 09:30 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (force_of_will @ Apr 23 2005, 09:26 PM)
what and where was this.. link me

im warning free, and i am extreemly pissed off from a bad day of bowling!!!11!!

Here is the link (click on "here").

Veru - April 23, 2005 09:42 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Lyle H @ Apr 23 2005, 06:06 PM)
I am also warning free..

Pussy.

Say, anyone have GL's "gammer" quote?

Pip - April 24, 2005 03:22 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (grim_lightning)
wow. i never new of that card( great now every ones going to laugh at me) that will b going in


PLUSt - April 24, 2005 05:59 AM (GMT)
QUOTE
I think the problem is is that alot of christian "activists" link mtg to satanism and it really isn't at all.

I'm a satanist myself, but all my other friends who share my religion don't play mtg or would even link it to it.

Thats probably why the boards ban talk of religion. Because christian activists think only satanists like me play.

BobMcbob - April 25, 2005 04:28 AM (GMT)

Pip - April 25, 2005 04:29 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (BobMcbob @ Apr 24 2005, 08:28 PM)
http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=418338

Please pwn.

he;s in the casual forum, he has n00b protection

supa_tim - April 25, 2005 04:32 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (BobMcbob @ Apr 25 2005, 04:28 AM)
http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=418338

Please pwn.

ACH! DAS N00BENDECK! MEINE AUGEN BRENNEN!!!

I don't know where to begin, therefore, I will not touch.

ShadyPhoenix - April 25, 2005 04:34 AM (GMT)
Responded.

supa_tim - April 25, 2005 04:36 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (BobMcbob @ Apr 25 2005, 04:34 AM)
I see. Casual's off limits. That only leaves 63,345,242 decks left...

Its just that casual is expected to have noobs (doesn't mean it doesn't burn the eyes, its just expected), so its not necessary to pwn (if you're into that sort of thing).

supa_tim - April 25, 2005 04:41 AM (GMT)
sorry to double post, but just spotted this one:

http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=418926

I'm still trying to figure out what it does, and why there are so many 1 ofs.

BobMcbob - April 25, 2005 04:46 AM (GMT)
lol, the topics are both made by the same guy.

EDIT: Responded.

Phantom Ogre - April 26, 2005 03:12 AM (GMT)
I just reported Lord Platinum for a really obnoxious post in this thread.

I'm pretty sure he at least got a waring for the post I reported. It was bad enough that Fraxus actually had to edit the whole thing out! :ph43r:

supa_tim - April 26, 2005 04:04 AM (GMT)
what did he actually say? I got there too late to see what got edited out. Now its locked, so it had to be pretty bad.

Phantom Ogre - April 26, 2005 04:09 AM (GMT)
He posted a 3 lines of :censored: smilies, told everyone to go f*ck themselves and then posted 2 more lines of :censored: smilies.

It was actually pretty amusing.

Too bad Fraxus locked it so fast! :(

supa_tim - April 26, 2005 04:12 AM (GMT)
Lord Platinum hopefully received the banhammer for that one. What a jerk.

Thank you for reporting that, and not flaming back.

Phantom Ogre - April 26, 2005 04:14 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (supa_tim @ Apr 25 2005, 09:12 PM)
Lord Platinum hopefully received the banhammer for that one. What a jerk.

Thank you for reporting that, and not flaming back.

I hadn't posted in the thread previous to that, so I had no real reason to flame him.

Plus, I don't want to recieve the same fate as Skankhair, even if I am warning free!

ShadyPhoenix - April 26, 2005 04:15 AM (GMT)
Actually, no, that didn't get him banned. It took a whole 'nother post that Frax vaulted.

It was basically the same thing.

I got a post in. :ph43r:

Phantom Ogre - April 26, 2005 04:19 AM (GMT)
Well, as long as he was banned in the end!

ShadyPhoenix - April 27, 2005 06:07 PM (GMT)
Not really n00b, but hilarious nonetheless.

I'm a tough bastard, apparently.

Veru - April 27, 2005 08:29 PM (GMT)
QUOTE
Not really n00b, but hilarious nonetheless.

I'm a tough bastard, apparently.


user posted image'D

Phantom Ogre - April 28, 2005 03:01 AM (GMT)
Here is another thread that I just reported. Look to the end for the reason.

It's funny how reactive some of these posters can be when someone points out that their deck sucks!

PariahKing - April 29, 2005 04:36 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Tapatim @ Apr 27 2005, 05:57 PM)
Any post by RHF is hilarious as hell as PluST pointed out.

And actually Jesus Hates Pepsi is NOT the same person as RHF.

I found out because they posted at identical times.

I was really curious...

No. He really is.

If you check to see if you can send him a PM or not, you can't. That means he's banned or doesn't have PMs.


Oddly, JHP and RHF both lost the ability to send or receive PMs on the same day!

supa_tim - April 29, 2005 04:44 AM (GMT)
Is it just me, or have the n00bs been getting more gracious lately? At first they are all defensive, but then they turn around and accept our advice.

Anyone else notice?

Law - April 29, 2005 05:07 AM (GMT)
Tim its bound to happen sometime. I happened to me over a year ago (ok I always took what people where saying as something).

It was a pain untile people started noticing that I could not always get the cards I should use.

Since then its been uphill as you know.



Some times it take a kinda word to get them seeing the light. Otherwise they need a firm kicking. I always try the kind word unless they tick me off. Which has happened once so far.

Veru - April 29, 2005 06:41 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (supa_tim @ Apr 29 2005, 04:44 AM)
Is it just me, or have the n00bs been getting more gracious lately? At first they are all defensive, but then they turn around and accept our advice.

Anyone else notice?

Some of them are, yes. But that can happen a lot with noobs with potential. If I remember correctly, you were like the people you're describing now. However, people like lord platinum still pop up far too often, and aren't dealt with quick enough.

Law - April 29, 2005 07:21 PM (GMT)
The ones that have potential are the ones that also try and read (when they find out about) as much as they cam about the format.


Then there are those like lord platinum that might not even read a stop since if was leadin him off a cliff. These are the people that we need to wake up so they see the cliff before they drive off.

EnialisLiadon - April 29, 2005 11:10 PM (GMT)
When I was at the wizo's boards, I was a huge newb. But I had a different mentality than the current residing ones. I revered Pip, Veru and Shady as gods...so everything I did was an attempt to not shame myself and anything they said to me was taken with close to no questions asked. I read every piece of magic information I could get my hands on and I retained it like no other. I grew exponentially in skill and was better for it. Many are simply not willing to admit they suck, listen to others and try and learn something.

EDIT: Typos fixed, mayhem.

Law - April 30, 2005 05:26 AM (GMT)
When I was (and in many cases still am) a newb. I did take what they do say I just think it over first. Its best to think as everything as an posible thing and not as the truth. But they are vary right almost all the time in anycase ;) . I just like to think on what they say first.

Not many people are willing to do even that which is sad.

Horos - May 1, 2005 02:48 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (supa_tim @ Apr 24 2005, 11:32 PM)
QUOTE (BobMcbob @ Apr 25 2005, 04:28 AM)
http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=418338

Please pwn.

ACH! DAS N00BENDECK! MEINE AUGEN BRENNEN!!!

I don't know where to begin, therefore, I will not touch.

*Random
Why do you love German so much?

Horos - May 1, 2005 03:08 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (ShadyPhoenix @ Apr 27 2005, 01:07 PM)
Not really n00b, but hilarious nonetheless.

I'm a tough bastard, apparently.

You are. But you are a hillarious tough bastard!

supa_tim - May 1, 2005 03:08 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Horos @ May 1 2005, 02:48 AM)
*Random
Why do you love German so much?

:huh:

That was the first time I used German. Its just something my friend Chris and I say when we see newbie decks.

ShadyPhoenix - May 1, 2005 03:57 AM (GMT)
:lol:

I'm stealing that, Tim.

supa_tim - May 1, 2005 04:37 AM (GMT)
Well, its simple, and it works. It also sounds funny off the toungue, which is what counts.

@Shady
You can steal it, go for it. You can even make it part of the team's slogan if you want.

Pip - May 1, 2005 05:04 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (FIRE REIGN 2)
Nah, too... How shall I say Knights of the Round Tableish.

have an idea, though. Has to do with the battle going on at that time between the Humans and Vampires. Humans being the primary White Race. And Vampires being the primary Black Race. Dragons and Dwarves would be the Red tribes in the deck.

I'm still not that sure about the Green and Blue, since this is a plane of cities. We could make something happen. Blue would probably have to be Wizards and Birds, since it doesn't seem as Ravnica has very many ponds or lakes.

I'm still having a lot of trouble with Green. [card]Birds of Paradise[/card] are supposed to make a return in the set. But other than that, I really don't see an area that would be suitable for green creatures.  :(



this is soooooooooo racist

supa_tim - May 1, 2005 05:23 AM (GMT)
my god!

Why the hate...




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