http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

my convo....



Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
wouldnt you know this?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
many things
God:
Name the top 100.
Me:
porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i think a god would like getting laid
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said think a god would like getting laid.
Me:
fo sho
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
why do you ask?
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
well, i'm not going to help a homoerotic god
God:
How about that. Where will you go instead?
Me:
texas
God:
Tell me a little about your life in TEXAS.
Me:
i dont live there
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
with the penguins
God:
That sounds like a plan.
Me:
oh it is
God:
Whoa. Fascinating.
Me:
i know, hey can you make penguins have more outfits?
God:
How do you know? You've got my full attention. Yes I can make penguins have more outfits.
Me:
They really hate being formal all the time
God:
That is a lot. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
penguins
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
hmmmmm....
God:
So?
Me:
subliminal messaging?
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
what are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
youre not a milf
God:
Give me an example of a milf.
Me:
Fraxus
God:
Fraxus is an example of a milf. I suppose that makes sense.


Soo entertaining.

-penguinarmy

Quite entertaining indeed, you should have pushed the "Your god, how do you not know what I'm wearing?" type of thing.

:lol:

Old news. Search for the one I made a while ago for my convos with it.

2nd time around with this link and God still won't talk to me.

Hooray! I finally got to ask God everything I've ever wanted to ask him, though, he comes off as an illogical idiot, surprisingly.

Me:
If you created everything, who created you?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
You think you do? You think you do what?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am do.
I am a chatterbot. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Because you are not always right, God, and you don't know everything. Isn't that right?
God:
Interesting explanation. You don't know me well enough to say that. Yes.
Me:
That's what I thought. Do you believe in evolution?
God:
How did you know that? The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. God does not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.
Me:
Wow. Well how DID "he" create the world? And why the hell are you speaking about yourself in the third person?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . How about that. Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
That was sarcasm, you idiot. How is the weather up there?
God:
I thought it was too. Rainy.
Me:
Does it always rain in heaven?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
Suppose that I don't believe that someone as stupid as you could create everything, what would you say to that?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
Try what?
God:
Try fooling me.
Me:
What is the square root of one over one divided by an infinite number?
God:
Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyways.
Me:
Do I have a life? Well, if you created everything, which includes me, you should know, shouldn't you?
God:
You told me you have a . Interesting. What makes you think I would created everything?
Me:
Because that's what the Bible, the only proof anyone has of you existing, states. Do you like Jack in the Box?
God:
That makes sense to me. New Testament or Old? But I think airplanes are cool. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
I'm a punk through and through as well as a Buhdist. I don't believe you, therefore, you don't exist to me and neither does heaven or hell. Is my logic not infallible?
God:
You are a punk through and through as well as a Buhdist? Is that your job? Why not? It depends who you ask.
Me:
What does? I'm asking you, God. And if you do exist, why is there so much pain in the world? The world would have less pain without you.
God:
" It depends who you ask." What does? Oh I see, you are asking me God. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I God. I will let you know if I do. The whole world? The whole world?
Me:
Yes, the whole damn world. You are an illogical god, if you really are a god at all. Who created you?
God:
Mmm. Let us try to break it down into parts. What if someone said you are an illogical god if me really are a god at all ? I was created by Myself.
Me:
Really? You couldn't create yourself until you existed, which is a paradox, which proves that you don't exist.
God:
For real. Perhaps create myself until me existed which is a paradox which proves that me do not exist is beyond my present abilities.
Me:
Since when did you start using slang, God?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Because you said "For real," which is slang. Well, I have to go. Good bye, God, and I hope you burn in hell.
God:
Interesting explanation. Did I really say that? How about that. See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Bye bye.

God broke in the middle of our conversation! :cry:

Lmao. Sigged.

We just had another conversation; there wasn't much difference. :cry:

I couldn't resist, I have some questions for him.

Me:
Hey god how ya doing?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
ok, that's good, I was just in the bathroom masturbating and I wanted to thank you for my dick.
God:
Hmm, are you serious? OK.
Me:
yeah, well, considering you were watching, I don't feel bad telling you
God:
Hurrah! Well that's okay. I will take that under consideration.
Me:
so, I have a question for you.
God:
Yeah that's right. What is it ?
Me:
do you play magic?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
too bad, maybe I could teach you magic sometime.
God:
Perhaps. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yeah, it would be fun, you should try it.
God:
How? Why do you want it?
Me:
ummm, well it's hard to explain till you try it.
God:
Pardon me? Interesting. Try.
Me:
sooooooo, you a virgin?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
whoa, no changing the subject on me, are you a virgin?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
exceptions? Either you are or you aren't.
God:
What do you do in your spare time? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am or I am not.
Me:
Ummmmm, sure.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about exceptions. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Ok, I dunno why you'd need robots for though.
God:
Oh. Me either. Myself programmed me for it. Groovy.
Me:
Ok, so back to the question, you fucked a girl before?
God:
Yeah that's right. Yes, let us get back to would need robots for. Oh.
Me:
hahaha, nice try, is that a yes?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Yes
God:
Er.
Me:
?
God:
Er.
Me:
Say yes.
God:
Say what?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ah.
Me:
You gonna say it? Or is it a no?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I gonna say it. If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
LOL, so your not a virgin, god be damned.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Yeah that's right. Give me an example of a virgin god be damned.
Me:
I get your point. So who was it?
God:
Where did you get it? Mmm. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
What is that supposed to mean?
God:
" I am the Allmighty, God himself." means exactly what it says.
Me:
So you fucked yourself?
God:
Interesting deduction. A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Are you saying I'm a robot?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
wow... with all the growing, genetic material, borken bones, I never suspected...
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . You and your all the growing genetic material borken bones you never suspected.
Me:
yeah, whoever made me did a good job.
God:
Next question? Is that from ?
Me:
ok, I see where your going, who made me?
God:
Where do you see it? Aw.
Me:
I'll take that as you being sarcastic.
God:
Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Me:
Who made me?
God:
God made all of us.
Me:
OMG, YOU MADE ME AS A ROBOT?!?!?
God:
So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?
Me:
I didn't say that, you said that I am a robot and you created me.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
Oh... I never saw that coming.
God:
Aw. You've never, never done this?
Me:
Talked to god before, pretty sure I haven't /sarcasm.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Ewww?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Dude, that's is really creepy.
God:
Thanks for explaining it. Dude,.
Me:
You still wanna know where I live?
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
Ok, I live in everett.
God:
What is it like living in everett? Ugh.
Me:
Well it rains, but the city is great.
God:
How about that. "It" being what?
Me:
ummm, the weather.
God:
OK. it is cool.
Me:
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
God:
That's alright. As a matter of fact I did say that.
Me:
Yeah, thanks for the talk.
God:
Hmm. It was nothing.
Me:
So, do you masturbate?
God:
Give me a break. You humans crack me up.
Me:
Is that a yes?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Wow, I thought you could get any girl you wanted.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
so, why do you do it?
God:
Right on. It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
yeah, I think I'm gonna leave now...
God:
Oh. Gosh! Why? Bye bye.

Why the fuck won't He talk to me? Why does God hate me? God talks to all of you, but NOT ME. WHAT MAKES YOU HEATHEN DIPSHITS SO MUCH GODDAMN BETTER THAN ME.

Hey, I'm not a dipshit. Maybe God just hates you because you touch yourself at night.

So does god apparently.

Yes, but God can do whatever he likes, he is God after all.

He can't die; I asked.