Title: Mormons, God's greatest gift.
Pip - November 14, 2005 04:24 AM (GMT)
supa_tim - November 14, 2005 04:37 AM (GMT)
Not to sound uncharacteristic, but its probably better for the gene pool...
Pip - November 14, 2005 04:56 AM (GMT)
This is a message from God, telling Kansas to fuck themselves and that evolution is real.
EnialisLiadon - November 14, 2005 06:42 AM (GMT)
I hate Mormons.
Yes, I say that knowing full well the repurcussions.
Horos - November 14, 2005 07:10 AM (GMT)
I don't really have a problem with people of just about any religion. Nonetheless, this guy, genius. He deserves a Darwin.
supa_tim - November 14, 2005 02:22 PM (GMT)
I hate mormon THEOLOGY, but I find mormons to be very nice people.
If anyone has seen the mormon southpark episode, the origin is just about as far fetched as they portray it.
kedi - November 14, 2005 06:46 PM (GMT)
I guess I'd already killed tons of Mormons by now.
Hell, I might have caused a genocide.
tidal kraken - November 15, 2005 12:02 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (kedi @ Nov 14 2005, 01:46 PM) |
I guess I'd already killed tons of Mormons by now.
Hell, I might have caused a genocide. |
Hell, I could be considered the Hitler/Stalin of Mormons by this point....
:lol: :lol:
Good riddance. Like tim said, better for the gene pool.
kedi - November 15, 2005 06:19 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (tidal kraken @ Nov 14 2005, 07:02 PM) |
| QUOTE (kedi @ Nov 14 2005, 01:46 PM) | I guess I'd already killed tons of Mormons by now.
Hell, I might have caused a genocide. |
Hell, I could be considered the Hitler/Stalin of Mormons by this point....
:lol: :lol:
Good riddance. Like tim said, better for the gene pool.
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I'm sure that 'tar killed tons of millions.
"Everytime you swear, think of the mormons and death. They deserve it."
EnialisLiadon - November 16, 2005 05:37 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (kedi @ Nov 15 2005, 01:19 PM) |
| "Everytime you swear, think of the mormons and death. They deserve it." |
The opposite is true for me. Whenever I think of Mormons, I swear.
SnK-Arcbound - November 16, 2005 05:47 AM (GMT)
We have soooooo many mormons in band, they just came out of nowhere too!!
Satsujin-ken - November 16, 2005 10:24 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (supa_tim @ Nov 14 2005, 09:22 AM) |
I hate mormon THEOLOGY, but I find mormons to be very nice people.
If anyone has seen the mormon southpark episode, the origin is just about as far fetched as they portray it. |
Scientologist are worst.
Seriously, it doesn't get much more retarded than scientology.
I can't stress it enough, there is completely fucktarded, and then there is scientology.
:nono:
Pip - November 16, 2005 11:38 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Satsujin-ken @ Nov 16 2005, 02:24 PM) |
Scientologist are worst.
Seriously, it doesn't get much more retarded than scientology.
I can't stress it enough, there is completely fucktarded, and then there is scientology.
:nono: |
Does Tom Cruise rape brides on their wedding day?
Satsujin-ken - November 17, 2005 02:17 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Pip @ Nov 16 2005, 06:38 PM) |
Does Tom Cruise rape brides on their wedding day? |
From Wikipedia.com:
| QUOTE |
| the story of Xenu, the galactic tyrant who first kidnapped certain individuals who were deemed "excess population" and loaded these individuals into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). These space planes were supposedly exact copies of Douglas DC-8s. He then stacked hundreds of billions of these frozen victims around Earth's volcanoes 75 million years ago before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs and brainwashing them with a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for 36 days. The traumatized thetans subsequently clustered around human bodies, in effect acting as invisible spiritual parasites known as "body thetans" that can only be removed using advanced Scientology |
I don't care who Tom Cruise rapes, if he believes this shit, he has already qaulified himself as batshit insane.
supa_tim - November 17, 2005 02:21 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Satsujin-ken @ Nov 16 2005, 10:24 PM) |
Scientologist are worst.
Seriously, it doesn't get much more retarded than scientology.
I can't stress it enough, there is completely fucktarded, and then there is scientology.
:nono: |
This man speaks the truth.
TraptUnderIce - November 17, 2005 03:28 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (supa_tim @ Nov 16 2005, 08:21 PM) |
| QUOTE (Satsujin-ken @ Nov 16 2005, 10:24 PM) | Scientologist are worst.
Seriously, it doesn't get much more retarded than scientology.
I can't stress it enough, there is completely fucktarded, and then there is scientology.
:nono: |
This man speaks the truth.
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This man speaks common sense.
Was it hear that I read the founder claims to have started the religion to make money off donations?
Satsujin-ken - November 17, 2005 10:03 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (TraptUnderIce @ Nov 16 2005, 10:28 PM) |
| Was it hear that I read the founder claims to have started the religion to make money off donations? |
He was quoted as saying something along the lines of:
"If you want to make alot of money, start a religion."
HarborMastr - November 18, 2005 02:08 AM (GMT)
I just read about scientologists and conclude they are severly more fucked up than even me.
FAKE EDIT: Well, maybe not...
GO FSM!!!!
DeathCaster - November 18, 2005 02:14 AM (GMT)
Praise!
HarborMaster has discovered the One, True God™!
May His Noodly Appendage touch your life.
HarborMastr - November 18, 2005 03:08 PM (GMT)
I have...
His Noodly Appendage touched me last nigh and I am enlightened by His Pastaness.
Loyal Pastafarians Unite!!!