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Pip - September 9, 2005 01:56 AM (GMT)

PLUSt - September 9, 2005 02:02 AM (GMT)
Seen it.

tidal kraken - September 9, 2005 03:11 AM (GMT)
Okay. Wasn't funny in the slightest to me.

TraptUnderIce - September 9, 2005 03:12 AM (GMT)
so close to being funny but I couldn't laugh.

On Topic: If you had to eat a fetus would you want it grilled or rotisserie?

Pip - September 9, 2005 03:29 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (TraptUnderIce @ Sep 8 2005, 07:12 PM)
On Topic: If you had to eat a fetus would you want it grilled or rotisserie?

can I have saurkraut with it?

EnialisLiadon - September 9, 2005 03:30 AM (GMT)
Seen it. Thought it was hilarious when I first saw it a few years ago...

DPoC - September 9, 2005 03:31 AM (GMT)
I thought it was humurous, but apparently Snip thought it warraneted a block :-/

I really need to remember what offends people and stuff.

TraptUnderIce - September 9, 2005 03:40 AM (GMT)
No sauces but sauerkraut would be fine. Any other takers?

ChocoCid - September 9, 2005 05:13 AM (GMT)
all i have to say is "wtf" at that.

Adam - September 9, 2005 07:13 AM (GMT)
meh

I saw this a couple years after I saw landoverbaptist.

I still like landoverbaptist more.

Skankhair - September 9, 2005 11:43 AM (GMT)
That link is older than Stew.

lordmayhem - September 9, 2005 02:24 PM (GMT)
Old news.

TraptUnderIce - September 9, 2005 02:32 PM (GMT)
We all know this link is gay and old.

On topic: Rotisserie or Grilled?

Lyle H - September 9, 2005 03:47 PM (GMT)
neither.

george foreman grill.
keeps the juices in, so very succulent.

Veru - September 9, 2005 06:40 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Lyle H @ Sep 9 2005, 03:47 PM)
neither.

george foreman grill.
keeps the juices in, so very succulent.

And they now come in pretty colors.

Adam - September 9, 2005 07:55 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Veru @ Sep 9 2005, 06:40 PM)
QUOTE (Lyle H @ Sep 9 2005, 03:47 PM)
neither.

george foreman grill.
keeps the juices in, so very succulent.

And they now come in pretty colors.

Yeah but the silver ones with the removable top are best. That way you can do regular grilling with both irons simultaneously.

Veru - September 9, 2005 08:04 PM (GMT)
But dude. The COLORS!

PLUSt - September 9, 2005 08:18 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Adam @ Sep 9 2005, 07:13 AM)
meh

I saw this a couple years after I saw landoverbaptist.

I still like landoverbaptist more.

meh.

godhatesfags.com is the better of the two hi-llarious Christian Websites.

Even though Phelps believes what he says.

tidal kraken - September 9, 2005 09:41 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (TraptUnderIce @ Sep 8 2005, 10:12 PM)
so close to being funny but I couldn't laugh.

On Topic: If you had to eat a fetus would you want it grilled or rotisserie?

Write in for flamebey (I have no idea how you spell that, it's where your pour wine over it and light it on fire for a few seconds).

Pip - September 9, 2005 10:13 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (PLUSt @ Sep 9 2005, 12:18 PM)
godhatesfags.com is the better of the two hi-llarious Christian Websites.

Even though Phelps believes what he says.

godhatesfags is dead[/nihilism]

oddfish - September 10, 2005 12:26 AM (GMT)
No love for deep frying???

Veru - September 10, 2005 02:00 AM (GMT)
The more I think of it, why not microwave it? After blowing it up when you leave it in there for an hour, you can scrape it out with a spatula and use it as a garnish. That way, you can add a cannibalistic "zing" to all your dishes!

TraptUnderIce - September 10, 2005 03:52 AM (GMT)
I don't know. The microwavign would make it a gorefest I'm not sure if that would make it easier or harder to handle eating.

I still say the rotisserie would keep it so tender and all that flavor still in it. The good thing about fetuses is they don't have the horrible diet that we have so they probably wouldn't be as stringy. And with the rotisserie action you get the impaling action. I want to spear a fetus.

EnialisLiadon - September 10, 2005 03:57 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (TraptUnderIce @ Sep 9 2005, 10:52 PM)
I don't know. The microwavign would make it a gorefest I'm not sure if that would make it easier or harder to handle eating.

I still say the rotisserie would keep it so tender and all that flavor still in it. The good thing about fetuses is they don't have the horrible diet that we have so they probably wouldn't be as stringy. And with the rotisserie action you get the impaling action. I want to spear a fetus.

*shuddershuddershudder*

But yes, I agree.

Veru - September 10, 2005 07:06 AM (GMT)
Best idea yet:

Install a spit INSIDE a microwave and cook it via nuclear rotisserie.

As for flavor, George Forman's grills really do win out. They cook food so well that I am determined that he must be a witch.

imopen2 - September 10, 2005 02:09 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Veru @ Sep 10 2005, 02:06 AM)
I am determined that he must be a witch.

lets weigh him. SOMEONE GET THE DUCK!. :lol:

TraptUnderIce - September 11, 2005 03:33 PM (GMT)
How exactly does a rotisserie cook things? Nuclear rotisserie sounds like massive overkill though. I like it.




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