This is not really a game as such, but quite fun...
Story

Here's what I got... :lol:
The Battle For The Carrot

In the bathroom, Henry drove his carrot. He had been busy with the carrot for hours and now wanted nothing more than a furry cuddle or a bitey massage from his lover Max.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his naughty Max appeared at the door, grinning fluently.

"Put down the carrot," Max said darkly. "Unless you want me to drive that carrot on your pinkie toe."

Henry put down the carrot. He was shiney. He had never seen Max so sharp before and it made him dark.

Max picked up the carrot, then withdrew a scone from her eyebrow. "Don't be so shiney," Max said with a sharp grimace. "A mouse bit my tooth this morning, and everything became lovely. Now with this carrot and this scone I can darkly rule the world!"

Henry clutched his cold tooth happily. This was his lover, his naughty Max, now staring at him with a sharp eyebrow.

"Fight it!" Henry shouted. "The mouse just wants the carrot for his own naughty devices! He doesn't love you, not the furry way I do!"

Henry could see Max trembling happily. Henry reached out his pinkie toe and touched Max's eyebrow darkly. He was naughty, so naughty, but he knew only his cold love for Max would break the mouse's spell.

Sure enough, Max dropped the carrot with a thunk. "Oh, Henry," she squealed. "I'm so furry, can you ever forgive me?"

But Henry had already moved in the bathroom. Like a thorn in the foot of an angry lion, he pressed his pinkie toe into Max's eyebrow. And as they fell together in a lovely fit of love, the carrot lay on the floor, dark and forgotten.

LoL here's what I got:

The Battle For The Door

On a tree, Sue punched her Door. She had been busy with the Door for hours and now wanted nothing more than a Loud cuddle or a Blue massage from her lover Fred.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her hungry Fred appeared at the door, grinning pastorly.

"Put down the Door," Fred said happily. "Unless you want me to hit that Door on your Eye."

Sue put down the Door. She was Gross. She had never seen Fred so Bubbley before and it made her ugly.

Fred picked up the Door, then withdrew a Bunny from his Elbow. "Don't be so Gross," Fred said with a Bubbley grimace. "A cat bit my Toe this morning, and everything became happy. Now with this Door and this Bunny I can happily rule the world!"

Sue clutched her Fluffy Toe boringly. This was her lover, her hungry Fred, now staring at her with a Bubbley Elbow.

"Fight it!" Sue shouted. "The cat just wants the Door for his own hungry devices! He doesn't love you, not the Loud way I do!"

Sue could see Fred trembling boringly. Sue reached out her Eye and touched Fred's Elbow happily. She was hungry, so hungry, but she knew only her Fluffy love for Fred would break the cat's spell.

Sure enough, Fred dropped the Door with a thunk. "Oh, Sue," he squealed. "I'm so Loud, can you ever forgive me?"

But Sue had already moved on a tree. Like a candle that is very hot., she pressed her Eye into Fred's Elbow. And as they fell together in a happy fit of love, the Door lay on the floor, ugly and forgotten.

LOL These stories are just gobbledegook! I love doing them!
A friend of mine once did a love story with Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, it was hilarious!

Lol they're so cool :lol: . I made a mistake with the genders though.
Here's mine:
The Battle For The Belly Button

On a leaf, Nepo licked her belly button. She had been busy with the belly button for hours and now wanted nothing more than a rough cuddle or a big massage from her lover Lola.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her tiny Lola appeared at the door, grinning happily.

"Put down the belly button," Lola said quckly. "Unless you want me to lick that belly button on your tongue."

Nepo put down the belly button. She was yellow. She had never seen Lola so loud before and it made her squishy.

Lola picked up the belly button, then withdrew a tree from her knee. "Don't be so yellow," Lola said with a loud grimace. "A hog bit my nail this morning, and everything became sparkly. Now with this belly button and this tree I can quckly rule the world!"

Nepo clutched her pretty nail darkly. This was her lover, her tiny Lola, now staring at her with a loud knee.

"Fight it!" Nepo shouted. "The hog just wants the belly button for his own tiny devices! He doesn't love you, not the rough way I do!"

Nepo could see Lola trembling darkly. Nepo reached out her tongue and touched Lola's knee quckly. She was tiny, so tiny, but she knew only her pretty love for Lola would break the hog's spell.

Sure enough, Lola dropped the belly button with a thunk. "Oh, Nepo," she squealed. "I'm so rough, can you ever forgive me?"

But Nepo had already moved on a leaf. Like an eyelash flying over the sea, she pressed her tongue into Lola's knee. And as they fell together in a sparkly fit of love, the belly button lay on the floor, squishy and forgotten.

LOL Yours sounds rude Nepo!! :lol:

Lol I came across even ruder ones when I tried the same names and stuff. :P

Lol I love this one :P :
A Piggy In Time

On a squeaky and loud morning, Nepo sat on a boat. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her knee ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Agor to love someone with a squishy hair?

Quickly, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a pink tough bed, all on a summer's day. I wish my Agor would smell me, in his own small way..."

"Do you?" Agor sat down beside Nepo and put his hand on Nepo's eye. "I think that could be arranged."

Nepo gasped tiredly. "But what about my squishy hair?"

"I like it," Agor said happily. "I think it's green."

They came together and their kiss was like a bunny that hops.

"I love you," Nepo said confidently.

"I love you too," Agor replied and smelled her.

They bought an antelope, moved in together, and lived hungrily ever after.

:lol: These stories are cute!

This is mine and I laughed so hard...JJ asked what was funny. :bag:

The Miracle Of The Kitten

Jacob hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a frog that hops from lilypad to lilypad.. He loathed it.

Every December, Jacob would feel himself getting all stinky inside. He refused to put up a Christmas sock, he snapped at anyone fast enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Jacob had to go to the mall to buy a bright envelope. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing sadly around and so much Christmas music blaring lazily, he thought his lips would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a dank woman collecting for charity. Jacob never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the dank woman dropped his bells and ran in a tree. There was a hinky Kitten right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the dank woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Jacob rushed out and regrettably pushed them both out of the way. There was a slimy bang and then everything went dark.

When Jacob woke up, he was in a ripe room. There was a Christmas sock in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Jacob's Toes hurt. A lot.

The dank woman came into the room. "I'm so smelly!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Zoey. You saved me from the truck. But your Toes is broken."

Jacob hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas sock up and his Toes was broken, he felt quite slow, especially when he looked at Zoey.

"Your Toes must hurt pointedly," Zoey said. "I think this will help." And she punched Jacob several times.

Now Jacob felt very slow indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Zoey. "I love you," he said, and kissed Zoey happily.

"I love you too," said Zoey. Just then, the Kitten ran into the room and nuzzled Jacob's knee. "I brought him home with us," Zoey said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Jacob said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

:lol: Those are so funny! I'm going to go and try some more!!

I'm crying with laughter reading this... especially the spider biting his bum bit!! :lol:

The Battle For The Wall

At the seaside, Rolo humped his wall. He had been busy with the wall for hours and now wanted nothing more than a purple cuddle or a red massage from his lover Carrie.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his humungous Carrie appeared at the door, grinning happily.

"Put down the wall," Carrie said laughably. "Unless you want me to hump that wall on your tail."

Rolo put down the wall. He was awful. He had never seen Carrie so large before and it made him lumpy.

Carrie picked up the wall, then withdrew a hedge from her paw. "Don't be so awful," Carrie said with a large grimace. "A spider bit my bum this morning, and everything became jiggling. Now with this wall and this hedge I can laughably rule the world!"

Rolo clutched his matted bum grimily. This was his lover, his humungous Carrie, now staring at him with a large paw.

"Fight it!" Rolo shouted. "The spider just wants the wall for his own humungous devices! He doesn't love you, not the purple way I do!"

Rolo could see Carrie trembling grimily. Rolo reached out his tail and touched Carrie's paw laughably. He was humungous, so humungous, but he knew only his matted love for Carrie would break the spider's spell.

Sure enough, Carrie dropped the wall with a thunk. "Oh, Rolo," she squealed. "I'm so purple, can you ever forgive me?"

But Rolo had already moved at the seaside. Like a thorn in your side that just keeps jabbing, he pressed his tail into Carrie's paw. And as they fell together in a jiggling fit of love, the wall lay on the floor, lumpy and forgotten.

Lol :lol:


They're so pointless :P :

The Slow Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Agor and Nepo went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Agor hit Nepo in her wrist with a big Happy iceball. It hurt a lot, but Agor kissed it quickly and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really slimy snow man!" Agor said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Nepo said. "That would be more weird and politically correct."

"I know," Agor said. "We can make a snow ogre. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up sadly and made a dark snow ogre. Agor put on a cane for the ankle. The ogre was almost as big as Nepo.

"It looks squishy," Agor said rarely. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Nepo said and held up a scary razor. "I found this on rainbow." She put the razor onto the ogre's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the ogre, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a bunny munches on hay.

Nepo screamed rudely and ran but the snow ogre chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow ogre pushed her slowly.

"Nobody does that to my little Very Bright Button," Agor screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow ogre through the bellybutton. It fell down and Agor kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Nepo said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The razor lay in the yard until a funny child picked it up and took it home.

LoL I made one again it some parts sound kind of weird... lol
To Huskily Hop

Nelly and Joe were celebrating a Fuzzy Valentine's Day together. Nelly had cooked a Spotted dinner and they ate in the hutch by candlelight.

"My darling," Joe said, stroking Nelly's Tail, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Nelly. "It is but a happy token of my goofy love."

Nelly opened the box. Inside was an irresistable rabbit! She gazed at it gentaly. Then she gazed at Joe gentaly. "It's huggable," Nelly said. "Come here and let me Hop you."

Just then, a fat crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a cuddley ball of fur. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a Blue voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Joe read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other stupidly as the crone cackled some more. Nelly's Nose began to tremble. Then Joe shrugged, pulled out a Pizza, and hit the crone on her Foot. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Nelly said and kissed Joe musclely. "This is a cute Valentine's Day!"

They hoppily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they Hopped each other all night long.

:lol: Now that's just weird!

Lol It's kinda mean :P Have you ever seen the Shakespeare ones? Those are impossible to understand!! lol