Title: You-Know-Where - A Limerick
Description: (for Tomper)
Little Jazz Bird - March 17, 2006 07:21 PM (GMT)
(inspired by Tomper's comment on my fragment...)
You-Know-Where
by Little Jazz Bird (aka Nikki)
A young boy with a bladder quite full
In the woods gave his zipper a pull.
Later a rash did appear
Somewhere near to the rear.
Mother Nature can be so cruel!
Little Jazz Bird - March 17, 2006 08:43 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Little Jazz Bird @ Mar 17 2006, 02:21 PM) |
(inspired by Tomper's comment on my fragment...)
You-Know-Where
by Little Jazz Bird (aka Nikki)
A young boy with a bladder quite full
In the woods gave his zipper a pull.
Later a rash did appear
Somewhere near to the rear.
Mother Nature can be so cruel! |
(and because one always leads to another...)
Limerick #2
by You-Know-Who
A reserved and prosperous bloke
Traipsed right into poisonous oak
Unbearable was the itch
Indescribable the twitch
That he soon found himself quite ba-roque.
Little Jazz Bird - March 17, 2006 09:13 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Little Jazz Bird @ Mar 17 2006, 03:43 PM) |
| QUOTE (Little Jazz Bird @ Mar 17 2006, 02:21 PM) | (inspired by Tomper's comment on my fragment...)
You-Know-Where
by Little Jazz Bird (aka Nikki)
A young boy with a bladder quite full
In the woods gave his zipper a pull.
Later a rash did appear
Somewhere near to the rear.
Mother Nature can be so cruel! |
(and because one always leads to another...)
Limerick #2
by You-Know-Who
A reserved and prosperous bloke
Traipsed right into poisonous oak
Unbearable was the itch
Indescribable the twitch
That he soon found himself quite ba-roque.
|
(often said...things come in three's)
Limerick #3
Off into the woods he did go
Poison oak how was he to know.
A rash did develop
Which did quite envelope
The region known as Down-Below.
Marva - March 17, 2006 10:19 PM (GMT)
Too funny, LJB. I could never get the last line scansion down. Nice job.
:D
Killian - March 17, 2006 11:24 PM (GMT)
That was very funny, Little Jazz Bird.
I'm going to let my son read it—I think he'll get a kick out of it too.
Tomper - March 18, 2006 06:10 PM (GMT)
Aw common LJB. I'm always dosed up with poison oak, it's bad enough to have to scratch all the time, and then have to read about it too. Right now my ear is about swollen shut from it, my legs are scaly, and my down below is on fire! Scratch scratch.