What is the worst/a bad thing that has happened to you? Why was it bad?

Ma goeses teh firstest!

Once, I went over to my girlfirends's house while we were going through some patchy times. We made up, and had a smarty party (dirtier than the name implies, I know). Whilst performing this act upon her, SHE walked into the room.

Turns out that she has a twin.

...damn, TWINS! It could have been so much fun...

I was hit by a broad sword in the face, and was bleeding everywhere. Note it was a 'stage' sword, but it was still made of metal, it was sharp, it was big, and it hurt....alot.

There has probably been worse things to happen to me, but off the top of my head, that's what I can think of.

Although....almost going to jail would have to go on that list as well...

well miscarrying 2 kids in 3 months kind of sucked.

My father died.

I'm very sorry to hear that, Twilight. And I'm sorry to hear that aswell Lilbit. This thread is a real downer.

My story is slightly humorous and very embarassing.

When I was 5 and I just began riding a bike with no training wheels, I rode down my neighbor's driveway really fast and I lost control, and well, I flew over the handlebar and I hit into their mailbox pole with my nuts. My legs went right between the pole and my berries were open to attack.
Then that came to bite me in the ass (or balls) again when I was seven and the doctor related that accident to something else and I had to get immediate surgery on my balls. But they're good now.

That's something that happened to me, kinda similar. Excpet I knew how to ride a bike.

My problem was that I was going down hill, and friend informed me as I couldn't stop that the bike had no breaks. I too flipped off the back, landing on my ass. <_<

At least it was your ass and not your balls.

here goes mine, an embarasing and funny one:

Back when I was in highschool like 2 years ago, I used to have dental braces. One day at recess I was playing basketball with my friends. Turns out that while playing everyone missed the ball trying to catch it, and bounced over the volleyball field. I was trying to be the "smart guy" so I ran after the ball to keep playing. Another friend notices Im after the ball and he sprinted too. I was pretty close to get the ball, and suddenly I bounce against the volleyball net, landing to the ground with my face. When I got up, almost "drunk" by the hard hit, I realize my lips were stuk in my bracers. I had to literally rip them apart from the braces, which made my mouth bleed like hell.
I was wearing a sport jacket so, trying to clean the blood from my mouth, my jacket got stuck in the braces....for half an hour... :sigh

The next day I woke up and the first thing I notice: MY LIPS WHERE BIGGER THAN A COW'S ASS! I had to go to school anyway, but I wore a scarf to hide it. I showed it to my friends and they took pictures with their cellphones. They posted it in my highschools webpage and newspaper. Since then everyone remembers me as "Steven Tyler" the lead singer of Aerosmith because he has a big ass mouth. x_x

Eh, probably not the worst, but back a year or two ago, I had my first car. Pretty small and crappy (Geo Metro).

So one night, going home on the highway, one of the tires literally exploded. O_o

At first I thought it was just something that had gotten stuck under the car, but no...I was driving with the rims @_@!!

So It gets worst, I loose a bit of control and hit the side of a big truck, which I dont even think it felt anything at all. As a last resort, I slam myself into the shoulder walls to stop. I come out, and there's sparks coming out from where I hit the wall. So I pull a Jack Bauer and run far from fear of the car exploding >_>...

After I got home, my mother bitched at me, and I ended up sleeping outside that day :/ It was a sad day...:(

That'll teach you to drink and drive.

damn lus..thats bad.

my gm dies..my girl and i split...i get a kidney stone and iget a hernia..and thats all last year..

Hmm...don't really know what's the worst thing that's happened to me.

The only thing on the top of my head is getting electricuited when I was 8.

The worst thing happened to me, it could happen to any fighter....I got civilized.........@_@