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Title: ROUND 1: SNAKE VS PRINCE OF PERSIA


retrohelix - February 15, 2007 05:17 AM (GMT)
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Hellstorm - February 15, 2007 04:35 PM (GMT)
Need I say anymore? This is the motherfuckin' Solid Snake we're talking about. The one and only, the legendary one.

Legendary mercenary, known from Zanzibar Land, Outer Heaven, Shadow Moses, Washington, DC in both 2007 and 2009, and of course even the Middle East.

He has fought down people like Vulcan Raven, the Gray Fox, his own brother Liquid Snake, even his spiritual father, the one who gave him his DNA, the one and only Big Boss.

Where the Prince's voice sounds like a ghey boi, Snake voice is about as badass as you can get. Plus, Raiden is his fucking bitch.

Snake is your fucking daddy and you know it.

Sythe - February 15, 2007 06:04 PM (GMT)
If I vote for Snake will you stop bitching? XD

I vote for Snake.

Thus Spoke Tim - February 15, 2007 09:21 PM (GMT)
I vote for the prince of Persia.

Niggas play The Sands of Time? <3

Wizard - February 15, 2007 09:58 PM (GMT)
My vote goes to the Prince of Persia.

turbonegro - February 15, 2007 11:11 PM (GMT)
Snake! Snake!

ElBatto - February 16, 2007 02:04 AM (GMT)
Sif you would vote snake. So Snake killed mere mortals with some guns yeah he is one hell of a guy.

The prince of persia has killed giant sand demons and corrupt sand people with nothing but a simple dagger.

He has more acrobatic prowess than 1,000 circus actors put together.

He is superior to the Snake.

Twilight - February 16, 2007 02:54 AM (GMT)
The Prince.

retrohelix - February 16, 2007 03:59 AM (GMT)
Snake

lusvell - February 16, 2007 06:46 AM (GMT)
Prince :D

Hellstorm - February 16, 2007 07:04 AM (GMT)
The Prince uses his mere magic to defeat the creatures. Remember, the dagger is enchanted. And can control time. That's cheating, basically. You cannot alter time. Nobody can.

Snake, however, defeats a fucking ninja. With his bare fucking hands. Now who's the better?

ElBatto - February 16, 2007 09:46 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Hellstorm @ Feb 16 2007, 02:04 AM)
The Prince uses his mere magic to defeat the creatures. Remember, the dagger is enchanted. And can control time. That's cheating, basically. You cannot alter time. Nobody can.

Snake, however, defeats a fucking ninja. With his bare fucking hands. Now who's the better?

umm the prince you just said it....He has a magic dagger

How cool is that!!!! :waa

Besides if Snake shoots him he alters time and then dodges it.

The Prince will know Snakes every move

ZL-X - February 16, 2007 06:31 PM (GMT)
After much thought, I vote for the Prince.

dray - February 16, 2007 06:46 PM (GMT)
Prince.

retrohelix - February 17, 2007 04:38 PM (GMT)
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Besides if Snake shoots him he alters time and then dodges it.

not if he's shot in the head :P

ElBatto - February 17, 2007 05:46 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (retrohelix @ Feb 17 2007, 11:38 AM)
not if he's shot in the head :P

This is the prince we are talking about retro

Thus Spoke Tim - February 17, 2007 06:54 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (retrohelix @ Feb 17 2007, 11:38 AM)
not if he's shot in the head :P

By himself like an emo bastard! D:<

Gambitmo - February 17, 2007 07:07 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (retrohelix)
not if he's shot in the head :P

Slow time.

This seems like the most heated battle, but I, too, sadly, am voting for the Prince after quite some consideration.

QUOTE (Thus Spoke Tim)
Niggas play The Sands of Time? <3


<3 indeed :luv

Hellstorm - February 18, 2007 07:24 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (retrohelix @ Feb 17 2007, 11:38 AM)
not if he's shot in the head :P

This is the motherfucking Solid Snake here.

Snake doesn't miss.

Gambitmo - February 18, 2007 11:17 PM (GMT)
Dude. It's been said over and over, the Prince has the power of time, so he could always avoid the bullet. Sorry, but it is true.

retrohelix - February 18, 2007 11:56 PM (GMT)
Yes, he can dodge a bullet IF he knows he was shot at, we're talking about motherfucking Snake here, he can use a silencer/suppressor and the prince will never know he was even shot at......

ElBatto - February 19, 2007 12:35 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (retrohelix @ Feb 18 2007, 06:56 PM)
Yes, he can dodge a bullet IF he knows he was shot at, we're talking about motherfucking Snake here, he can use a silencer/suppressor and the prince will never know he was even shot at......

He would when he gets shot.

We have all played the game we all know that you can reverse time 'after' he dies. I mean he is dead on the ground yet he still manages to press that button. So even if he were shot in the head he could just you know reverse time as he usually does.

Besides in a one on one match they both know the opponent is around so Snake would have to find the right time to use a silencer on the Prince. Which would be hard considering the Prince would be on guard.

retrohelix - February 19, 2007 02:00 AM (GMT)
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We have all played the game we all know that you can reverse time 'after' he dies

That pretty much depends on how much sand you have, if you have none he won't revive, besides in a hand to hand combat they would be pretty much even, but if the prince loses his dagger he's pretty much screwed, no dagger means no sands of time ;)

ElBatto - February 19, 2007 02:56 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (retrohelix @ Feb 18 2007, 09:00 PM)
That pretty much depends on how much sand you have, if you have none he won't revive, besides in a hand to hand combat they would be pretty much even, but if the prince loses his dagger he's pretty much screwed, no dagger means no sands of time ;)

Not if he super glues it to his hand.

Thus Spoke Tim - February 19, 2007 05:17 AM (GMT)
Or if he goes all Kratos up in here. Oh no I di'n't!

Hellstorm - February 19, 2007 02:22 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (retrohelix @ Feb 18 2007, 06:56 PM)
Yes, he can dodge a bullet IF he knows he was shot at, we're talking about motherfucking Snake here, he can use a silencer/suppressor and the prince will never know he was even shot at......

Amen to that.

Plus, there´s no guaranteeing that the Prince will have a reserve of sand. What if there is no sand. Then he´s screwed. Snake can just go CQC on his ass or just shoot him.

Even if the Prince has sand, and he is shot dead to the ground, there is no way of pressing the button to rewind time. There is no live player to press it.

Thus Spoke Tim - February 19, 2007 04:11 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Hellstorm @ Feb 19 2007, 09:22 AM)
Even if the Prince has sand, and he is shot dead to the ground, there is no way of pressing the button to rewind time. There is no live player to press it.

No live player to command Snake to shoot, lolololololololol.

Gambitmo - February 19, 2007 08:45 PM (GMT)
Owned right there :P

Also, I'm kind of starting to agree that Snake would win, since the Prince''s sand would run out...

But I can't change my vote :(

Hellstorm - February 19, 2007 09:39 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Gambitmo @ Feb 19 2007, 03:45 PM)
Owned right there :P

Also, I'm kind of starting to agree that Snake would win, since the Prince''s sand would run out...

But I can't change my vote :(

Knowing you, you'd change your mind.

Why the fuck vote for the Prince wtf is up with your brains?

ElBatto - February 20, 2007 12:33 AM (GMT)
Saying the Prince will run out of sand is just like saying Snake will run out of ammunition.
It's finding small things to bitch about to make your character seem more worthy.

Snake is all about Stealth. He needs stealth on his side to be in his element and when it comes to hand to hand the Prince definetly has it over Snake.

I mean if you really want to get fucking picky about sands and ammo and all that shit then I could turn around and say The Prince has a huge freaking health bar which he can fill again simply by drinking water.

Hellstorm - February 20, 2007 05:43 PM (GMT)
Sorry, no water around either.

Plus, one fucking word. Maybe two.

Stealth Camo.

And Snake doesn't need endless ammunition either. Snake could also rely on CQC.

And your point was a bad one. Where Snake carries about 45 rounds, the Prince can carry 6 sand clouds, maximum.

Thus Spoke Tim - February 20, 2007 08:37 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Hellstorm @ Feb 20 2007, 12:43 PM)
Sorry, no water around either.

When did we decide the setting of this battle anyway? You need to construct additional pylons. As it is now, your statements are weak, and I find myself unable to believe them.

Here's how it goes down: The prince is banging this really hot chick when Snake comes out from the bathroom and he starts screaming "Hey, who said you could start without me?"

The prince slows down time as he leaps toward Snake, but Snake back-flips his way back into the bathroom. The prince goes in after him but between his legs sneaks a totally unsuspicious moving garbage bin. I mean, totally.

The prince starts tearing up the bathroom with his blades looking for Snake, only to look back out at the bedroom and see Snake riding the woman; violently, I might add.

It's at this time that a strong gust of wind starts coming in through the open window. The prince turns his gaze outward where Peppy is floating in his Arwing saying "Do a barrel roll!"

The prince looks back toward Snake and is faced with a gun pointed at his face. Snake meanwhile is still riding the woman, to her great delight. The prince once again slows down time and does a barrel roll, but a bit late. The bullet still grazes his arm.

He grabs a nearby vase and drinks the water within it. His wound heals itself instantly, almost magically. He dives toward Snake and lands a critical blow through his head.

Snake's dead. The prince throws his body onto the floor. He returns to banging the woman. They both come simultaneously. They get married. She gets pregnant. He sneaks off back to Persia. The end.

lusvell - February 20, 2007 11:06 PM (GMT)
or...snake can just...sneak around in his stealth suit, unseen, since thats his fuckin job. Shoot the prince in the head, falls dead instantly. The End.


...


Then Snake bangs the dead body till sunrise @_@

Thus Spoke Tim - February 21, 2007 01:18 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (lusvell @ Feb 20 2007, 06:06 PM)
Shoot the prince in the head

Time travel. We've been over this.

I mean, hell, my penis is huge.

lusvell - February 21, 2007 03:21 AM (GMT)
dude, you get shot smack in the fucking head, you are dead in an instant. He has to be alive and conscious to reverse time.

ElBatto - February 21, 2007 06:25 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (lusvell @ Feb 20 2007, 10:21 PM)
dude, you get shot smack in the fucking head, you are dead in an instant. He has to be alive and conscious to reverse time.

You have played PoP before you know as well of the rest of us you were able to reverse time after he died.

That is so cool :waa

lusvell - February 21, 2007 07:12 AM (GMT)
alright, though thats completly insane and imposible, lets say he does that. Now, remember, Snake was trained to be a freaking ghost. The prince may know how to fight, but Snake is still invisible, AND he has the stealth suit. How long till the prince runs out of sands?

Also, there's a flaw on the use of the sands. You can only go back to a certain point. What if he goes back to a certain point and he still has the bullets coming straight to him.

More importantly, how many ways can he get killed.

Hellstorm - February 21, 2007 04:10 PM (GMT)
Damn right, lusvell.

Seems like people still have the ability to think straight :|

And the Prince may be able to fucking reverse time after he's fucking dead, but that doesn't matter.

ZL-X - February 22, 2007 01:07 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (lusvell @ Feb 21 2007, 02:12 AM)
alright, though thats completly insane and imposible, lets say he does that. Now, remember, Snake was trained to be a freaking ghost. The prince may know how to fight, but Snake is still invisible, AND he has the stealth suit. How long till the prince runs out of sands?

Also, there's a flaw on the use of the sands. You can only go back to a certain point. What if he goes back to a certain point and he still has the bullets coming straight to him.

More importantly, how many ways can he get killed.

Actual;ly in the game, you only get a set amount of uses with the sands. ALso, you can only get more sands, if you kill enemieis made of sand.

On another note, Prince could remember where the bullets were, so when time revreses he could just dodge in a different way....

retrohelix - February 22, 2007 03:55 AM (GMT)
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On another note, Prince could remember where the bullets were, so when time revreses he could just dodge in a different way....

Remember also that there are times in the game when you fall into a trap and even if you reverse time you fall right back in, remember that we're talking about bullets, the prince can only do one thing or the other, he either reverses time or slows down time, he will have to be too damn lucky to revive and then slow down time to see the bullet, though snake might shoot more than one :P




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