Here it is the first story of World of OTTScraft. The other thread that is open try throwing in some ideas and such for episode 2 so I can start working on it and get some of the things you want into the stories. So here it is.

World of OTTScraft

Our story is about a group of adventurers. Adventurers that no, no bounds, no fear and no judgment. Our heroes will be trekking across the world to find the sacred blade of Frostmourne and steal it from the mighty Lich King Arthas. But they have a long journey ahead of them and it is only just beginning.
Let’s introduce you to our heroes.

Retrohelix- A powerful Trollish Mage he controls the elements in his favor. He is powerful and once turned a man into a sheep for disagreeing with him about the metaphysics of elements in the quadrants of far off space. He has a nice flowing robe and wears a turban with a feather. People ask him why the Turban? He just says it makes him look more like wizard. Retro is also a skilled engineer making a small robot he walks around in blasting spells from it’s cannons.

Tim- Is a Human hunter of sorts. Hunting down all types of horrible creatures. Sometimes he will choose a likely candidate to accompany him as he’s pet. Unfortunately for the pet he gets bored of them far too quickly and they usually become dinner. Tim is a tall male with strong arms from use of a bow. However he wears a blonde wig and skirt and insists that the group need be more feminine to explain why he wears such items. It’s all quite convincing. Except for the moustache.

ElBatto-Is an Blood Elf Warlock. Conjurer of demons. He curses his enemies and drains there life as his demon bites into them. As powerful as he is he is not so good with the summoning. Sure he can summon any demon to do his bidding but when you summon a bunny instead of an 8-foot tall axe wielding killing machine you know something has gone wrong. ElBatto wears a dark robe that has swirling dark clouds around it. He wears a helmet that looks like an ordinary cowl except for the face where there should be someone peering out there is just a blue smoky veil with 2 eyes looking from it.

ZL- Is the groups Night Elf assassin skilled with the blade he hides in shadow and jumps forth when the enemy isn’t looking…..well sometimes when the enemy is looking. When in the shadows he is completely invisible to the naked eye. Making him a good scout. He dons 2-Blades each with poison dripping from it’s tips. He is dressed in all black armor and wears a pair of sunglasses.

Lusvell-A demon from the otherworld. Having a range of attacks from spells, to just plain punching through someone’s skull. Lusvell is not to be trifled with and scares a lot of the other group members. He is the tallest member of the group with long horns sprouting from his forehead.

Hellstorm-Is a Human Archer/Mage. Skilled with the bow and magic he is a force to be reckoned with. What he has in skill he also has in arrogance. Thinking himself the group leader he likes to put himself in charge. Hellstorm is proud and looks like a confident hero.

Finally there is Gambitmo- The teams moronic human Paladin. What he has in stupidity he makes up for in skill. Being a strong defender of light he can heal the group and even bring them back to life. That’s if he casts the spell on the right corpse. Gambitmo wears heavy armor to give off his radiance of light.

So there is our group I am sure we will meet others along our journey. But for now let’s start our story. It begins in the otherworld with our demon friend Lusvell who is on a hot date with a succubus.
The air is filled with screams. There is a dead gnome divided between 2 plates a bottle of the finest Humans blood wine and scent of romance in the air. Lusvell is busy telling the Succubus about his latest killing. Lusvell isn’t actually a horrible demon that goes on a killing spree like most demons. In fact he doesn’t even like eating gnomes. But so long as the Succubus doesn’t know that everything is fine.
“So I shot a fireball that tore through 3 peasants and set fire to there town hall. Oh you should of seem them running out of there screaming…did I mention they were all on fire?” Lusvell boasted to his date. “Relax” replied the demon lady “You had me at fire ball.” Both demons leant in for the kiss. Lus had done it he had gotten the most beautiful demon in all of the realm. A mere cm from her lips then POP. He was gone traveling through darkness before arriving in a sunny village.
“NOW ATTACK MY DEMON---Lusvell?” Said ElBatto utterly Bewildred. “Wait you’re not a Felhound. Aren’t you supposed to be on a date?”
Lusvell now fuming “Yes I was on a damn date. WHAT THE FUCK? Am I doing here? I had her I finally had her then…..YOU. You summoned me didn’t you! You fucked up AGAIN!”
“When did you pick that up when I said you’re not a felhound?” Replied ElBatto Sarcastically.
“I’LL KILL YOU” yelled Lusvell.
“No I don’t think you will be”
“Don’t get smart with me bitch your in for a world of pain.”
Lusvell pulls back his fist to strike down ElBatto
“I wouldn’t do that if I was you” Warned Batto
“OH SHUT UP” Yelled Lus. Throwing his fist down into Batto’s head. Lusvell flew back several meters landing on his back from the force of his punch. Collecting himself he looks up utterly shocked at what just happned.
“Well I did warn you” laughs batto “I summoned you. If by mistake or not. That means you have to protect me and you can’t hurt me”
“Dismiss me NOW” replied Lusvell angrily
“What so you can kill me? Do I look stupid? No no I think you will do fine.”
Lusvell Glares at ElBatto with contempt. “So what were you summoning a demon for anyway?”
“Oh for the dragon” replies Batto
“Dragon?”
A fierce raw comes from behind them as a dragon swoops towards the pair of them.
Lusvell smiles wickedly “Lets see you get out of this one then.” The dragon opens it’s mouth ready to breathe fire Lusvell is pulled in front of ElBatto blocking him from the dragon.
“You do remember me saying you have to protect me right?” Said ElBatto
“OH I fucking hate you” Replied Lusvell with fear and contempt in his voice.
The Dragon breathes fire hitting Lusvell as he defends ElBatto from harm. The dragon swoops in ready to bite up it’s new meal. When it’s head is suddenly jerked backwards and it is thrown back into the air. On it’s back is ZL stabbing his long blades into it’s Neck.
“Hey Batto that was a close one…Hey isn’t that Lusvell? I thought he was on a date”
Lusvell glares at ElBatto and they run out to help slay the beast. Lusvell runs into a nearby alley. Jumping from wall to wall he reaches the roof and starts throwing bolts of lightening at the dragon. Next to him is Hellstorm who is enchanting his arrows with ice and firing them towards the dragon. “Lusvell what are you doing here?”asks Hellstorm “Aren’t you supposed to be……Batto summoned you didn’t he?”
“Yep” Replied Lusvell
“Wow I thought it would happen one of these days. So much for the date then haha”
“Just because I can’t harm Batto doesn’t mean I can’t eviscerate you” Lusvell replies to Hellstorm glaring at him.
Retrohelix comes running up behind them.
”Ok quit your bitching” Retro says to the pair “We have a dragon to kill. Lusvell…what’s it like being Batto’s bitch?” Lusvell raises his fist to hit Retrohelix but Retrohelix teleports onto the dragons back laughing causing Lusvells punch to miss and making his fist collide with Hellstorm who is thrown into the air.
“Whoops” exclaims Lusvell.
Hellstorm flying into the air turns his bow down towards Lusvell chanting some words starts shooting fiery arrows down towards him. As each bow hits the roofs they blow holes through them. Lusvell is jumping from roof to roof trying to dodge the explosions. Hellstorm lines up his next hit he is on target when he hears a roar to his left. Looking around he sees he is now level with the dragon. “Oh shi-“ he exclaims as the dragon bites into him and throws his body to the ground.
ZL and Retrohelix watch as Hellstorms body falls to the ground in shock.
“Did not see that coming” says ZL in surprise.
“…no. Well we better get this dragon down to the ground.” Says Retrohelix. Starting to chant Retrohelix hands become enveloped with Ice. His eyes gloss over as if freezing. He chants the final words and unleashes the collected magic. The ice flies onto the dragons wings freezing them bringing it towards the ground. As it hits the ground Retrohelix flies off it landing face first in dirt. ZL does a back flip and lands gently next to him.
“Show off” Retrohelix says to ZL angrily as he gets up spitting dirt out of his mouth. ZL just smiles and runs back to the fight.
Tim who was in the tavern talking to some girls came running out from the noise and throws a net over the dragon. “You see that ladies. I just captured a dragon. Wanna come to the bedroom and see my other dragon” Tim says leading the 2 girls back into the tavern with him.
“Ok time to finish this thing off “ Yells Gambitmo. “Devine power of the Gods of Light give me the power to slay this ermm…Dragon.” At these words Gambitmo’s Warhammer glows with light and he brings it down onto the dragons skull. Killing it.
“Well now that that’s over with how about we get our payment” Says ElBatto.
The group Approaches the mayor. “We have slain your dragon” Proclaims ElBatto “Now give us our payment and we will be on our way.” The mayor hands them 10 gold pieces. “Thank you kinds sirs for slaying the---“ starts the mayor but is quickly cut off by Lusvell.
“Whoa whoa that’s it? 10gold? We just killed a giant fire breathing lizard? And all you give us is 10 gold pieces?”
“Well if you are going to be like that you can have none” Replies the mayor angrily snatching the bag back from ElBatto and heading back inside.
“Great just fucking great. Now we have nothing.” Yells ElBatto.
“Well considerate pay back for ruining my date” Yells Lusvell.

As the 2 argue Retro says to Gambitmo “You better resurrect Hellstorm”
”Right” replies Gambitmo.
Calling upon the light once again Gambitmo is surrounded by light and an angel made up of light flies from his body and disappears.
Looking down Hellstorm is still dead.
“I don’t think it worked.” Says Retrohelix in disbelief. “Maybe try again?”
Casting the spell again Gambitmo is successful and raises Hellstorm from the dead.
“What did I miss?” says Hellstorm.
Retro and Gambitmo fill him in as ZL walks into the Tavern. “Come on Tim we’re leaving”
“Oh but-“ Starts Tim
“No buts come on.” ZL grabs Tim by the collar and starts dragging him out of the tavern.
“Whenever your in town next look us up honey” The girls shout out.
Meeting up at the entrance to town the group head out towards there next goal.
“I wonder what happned with that first resurrection spell?” Said Retrohelix.

Back at the town a peasent comes running back into the office. “MAYOR the town is on fire the dragon has somehow come back to life!” The Peasent yells in fear.
“Oh Shi—“ Says the mayor as the dragon bursts through the wall of the town hall.

“I guess we will never know” Replies Gambitmo.

End Episode 1

That was fucking epic. Tim's role was small but very Tim-like, and everyone else had great fitting parts as well. I don't know why I had to be the first one to die (:(), but I guess I'll never know :P.

Fucking good shit, I can't wait until the next one.

XD! Fucking epic, I loved my role in it too, loved everything!

Let's see some more of this shit! :D:D

You were the first to die because of your hatred of WoW and our debates over it.
It was personal :angry :ups The next one Tim will have a bigger role just for this story the smaller role seemed quite fitting.
Glad you guys liked it. I will be working on episode 2 sometime in the next week. So get those ideas brewing :P

Damn I'm such a dick, I like it 8)

It's great man!

Love the story and characters!

Fair enough, seems reasonably. I still hate WoW, mostly because of the people that play it but also because it's just not fun to play. That won't change, but I hope you won't make me die permanently :/

That's what we have me for :D:D
Also, there's not too much WoW stuff. It's actually just more basic WarCraft stuff

You were resurrected and no it won't be a regular thing.

actually when we talked before....it doesn't have to be the next episode, but an episode or two where we flashback at how the group met might be fun.

Sounds like a good idea for a later episode.
If only I could animate and make a tv show.

And then a movie, set in Mexico, with horrible actors, an idea that doesn't work, and emo haircuts :D

that would be very cool if we could do it.

although, I would have to insist I voice act for it ;)

if we could do that..... :D