Breakfast Blues

Season: 1-5?

Pairing: None

Genre: Humor

Parts: 1

Spoilers: None
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Colonel Harry Maybourne stared at his breakfast. Actually, his cereal. It was utterly confusing him.

He looked down at it again. Here he was, in the SGC’s café staring at cereal. Pathetic. But, he’d ordered the alphabet cereal, he liked making words and phrases like: ‘I dont like ONeill’ and such.

Now… now, there were no words. Still confused, he brought his problems to General Hammond.

He stepped in and knocked. “Hello colonel,” the general rumbled. “What can I do for you?”

“Ah sir? My alphabet cereal says “OOoooOOOooooooOOOOOOoo.” Hammond looked at him disbelievingly.

“Maybourne, those are Cheerios.”