Children of the Gods (part 1)

More than a year after the Abydos mission several guards are in the gateroom about to play Poker. A female guard was all :unsure: about doing it and then suddenley... : gate : and : bluejaffa :'s come through with Apophis. They take the female guard and then Hammond's all :angry: because of it.

At Jack O'Neill's house his stargazing is interrupted by Samuels knocking on the door and being all :) and getting him to go to the SGC and meet Hammond. Whe Jack gets there Kawalsky and Ferretti are eing questioned but are all -_- until Jack says that theyblew the ship with Ra on up but not the entire planet. Tehn they send a Tissue box to Danny on Abydos and later it comes back covered in sand with 'Thanks. Send more.' Written on it and Jack's all :rolleyes:

Jack gets recommissioned and meets Captain Sam Carter adn when she comes and challenges him to an arm wrestle he's all :huh: but then he's all B) adn they all go through the gate to abydos and find Daniel and Sha're and Skaara and talk. While they're off looking at a Cartouche(sp?) Apophis comes through and takes a bunch of poeple, killing some more and so Jack's all :angry: and Daniel's all :angry: and :( and Sam's all :o so they go back to earth to get Ferretti better so's they can find them all...

:D Megan <-- who can't remember when one episode ends and the next one starts...what, its 12.20 am... :D

Who's next?

Part 2!! (Sorta...)

Daniel goes to Jack's house and haves a beer and he gets a little :lol: and talks of partys!

Ferretti's all like :wacko: cuz he's all sick. he points out the symbols and they're all :D yay ferretti!!! they have a briefing and hammond says SG-1 is now formed, and we all go :) so kawalski, jack, sam, and daniel : gate : with their FRED! while sha're's all :wacko: cuz apophis wants her. kawalski's all like "its cold" hehe, and Sam asks what Sha're was.... a gift!

jack, sam, and daniel find a priest dude who talks about "arush"s and they get captured and they're all like <_< maaaan! in the meantime, kawalski's still like "it's freaking cold on Planet Kawalski" :rolleyes: Anyway, 'SG-1' goes -_- becuase they were knocked out. they find Skaara and jack's all like :D then sha're comes and daniel's like :angry:

so teal'c comes with his : bluejaffa :'s and they kill a bunch of people but jack tells telc to join them and kill his buddies, he does and jack's like ^_^ they escape and kawalski shoots a glider and they're all :D B) they all get thru the : gate : , but kawalski's gotta gould! oh no...

for next time, The Enemy Within

The Enemy Within

Jack and Kawalksy are in the briefing room being all B) about who gets to take 575 and then Hammonds all :rolleyes: :angry: 'You'll go where i tell you'!! and then the 'gate activates and Davis closes the iris and they're all 'i think we pissed them off'...and Carter's all B) they'll give up when they keep getting splatted agains the iris. Kawalksy was goes all <_< but says he's just got a headache and he gets 575
Later, Jack's talking to Hammond and Hammonds all <_< Nope, you're not getting teal'c on your team. and Jack's like :angry: but why not?! ANd Hammonds all :rolleyes: because he's got a Goa'uld in his belly!!

Doctor's doing a pre-mission check on Kawalksy and finds a lump on his neck that Kawalsky knows nothing about but then the doc prods it a bit and Kawalksy goes :wacko: adn kills him and then does a runner t the Gateroom where he asks Jack what he's doing there and is all :unsure:

Kawalksy is coming out of the CT scanner thingmy and then his eyes glow and Warner hits the alarm but Kawalksy knocks him out and heads for the Gate room where Sam's all :blink: and then he kidnaps sam and she ends up all -_- because he throws her against he wall in the lift.

They eventually catcfh Kawalksy-Goa'uld and strap him to a thingmy and try to take the larvae out and then they're all :D we did it and Kawalksy is all B) im fine! Can i talk to teal'c? ANd then he goes :wacko: on teal'c and legs it again, to the : gate : but Tealc gets there and fights him, managing to hold Kawalksy's head in hte wormhole and tells Jack to turn it off and then some of Kawalsy's brains fall out all icky like and Jack's all :(

At the very end Jack, Sam and Daniel are stood in the Gateroom and then the door opens and Teal'cs all B) Reporting as ordered but he's secretly :D cause they he talked to some important dudes who decided they trsuted him so he gets to go kick so Goa'uld butt!

And then they all go : gate :

The Broca Divide

Okay...

I normally only watch certain bits of this, so bear with me!

SG1 find out the address they need to go to for some reason. When they find out it's dark there, Daniel's all :blink: and Jack's all <_< .

Then they get Makepeace's team (SG3) and go : gate :

Makepeace men are very : p90 : happy. But SG1 are like :angry: .

Then they get attack by scary people (I'll get a smiley later) before attacking some :ph43r: people before going to a big temple.

There, they meet :D with his silly hat and Sam talks about decorating. Daniel talks a load of Bull

Pt 2

Then they go : gate : !

When they get home, Johnson goes all :angry: to teal'c. Then makepeace goes :angry: .

Finally, two dudes die, and Sam gets her act together by jumping Jack...but she's a bit too :) when she does so, leaving Jack a bit :huh: in turn making Daniel and Janet go :o and Teal'c go ;) .

Then everyone else goes :blink: and :) and :angry: and teal'c goes :rolleyes: and gets some blood from a hat man.

Part Three

Jack goes crazy and tries to ship with Janet, but she just goes :blink: .

Finally though...they all get cured and SG1 all go :) except Sam who goes :unsure: , :blink: , :( when Jack goes ;) :P B) and goes through the : gate : .

And that was a crappy version of The Broca Divide!

that wasnt bad!!! i liked it!

Not even remotely bad! ANyone up for doing The First COmmandment? I've never erally liked that one much...