° GOOD EVENING , ladies & gentle-men;
leah alice strader is tonight's entertainment .



L ocked inside your head. Do you realize the things you said never made sense? We can sit here and laugh. But we don't know the half of it, in your defense. We've been talking a while. And it seems to me each time you smile. Lights are coming on. But they don't burn too strong. And they won't stay for long. And then they're gone again. Funnyman, gotta try to be something wonderful. Funnyman, listening to the world turning on its sail. Turn it into a brand new universe. Funnyman could never be anything else. Do you remember that night when I had to play your angel saving your soul Even though you were holding on tight. A part of you was taken by the demons below. When no one to lose said you feel like a bruise on a beautiful body. And all the damage you do is so honest and true. I don't want to feel sorry for you. Funnyman, gotta try to be something wonderful. Funnyman, listening to the world turning on its sail. Turn it into a brand new universe. Funnyman could never be anything else .

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" well , HELLO , beautiful !

final • i get the feeling that you and i are destined to do this forever .
Tetsu Nakata
current • you see, i'm a guy of simple taste .
Tetsu Nakata
on and off • in their last moments , people show you who they really are .
fling • there's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have try-outs .
lust • this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object .
sexual tension • all it needs is a little push .
crushin' on you • i just wanted to see her smile again, to let her know that I didn't care about the scars .
crushin' on me • ooh, you wanna play ? come on . come on .
crush mutual • see, to them you're just a freak... like me !
enemies w/ benefits • i don't want to kill you. what would I do without you ?
friends w/ benefits • do i really look like a guy with a plan ?
kiss & keep quiet • you've changed things- forever .
future • there's no going back .
past • let's wind the clock back a year .

hatred • when the chips are down, these, uh- civilized people, they'll eat each other .
one-sided dislike • i mean, what happened ?did your balls drop off, hm ?
mutual dislike • it's simple, we uh…kill the batman .
rivalry • ah-ah . let's not blow this out of proportion .
friendly rivalry • this town deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to 'em .
scared of • you were a schemer . you had plans . and uhh- look where that got ya .
envy you • you really are incorruptible , aren't you ?
envy me • i just did what i do best . i took your little plan and i turned it on itself .
annoyance • and i won't kill you because you're just too much fun .
revenge • if coleman reese isn't dead in the next sixty minutes, i'm going to blow up a hospital .

" you choose between one life or the other .

just like family • mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that .
Tetsu Nakata
best friends • you complete me .
partners in crime • you know, madness is a lot like gravity .
Tetsu Nakata
inseperable • did you think I would risk the battle for the soul of gotham in a fist fight with you ?!
average friends • oh , everyday he doesn't , people will die . starting tonight. i'm a man of my word .
confidant • well, depending on the time, he could be in one place, or several .
Tetsu Nakata
by association • ah , the "good cop , bad cop" routine ?
secret-keeper • ya look nervous . is it my scars ? you wanna know how I got 'em ?
false friend • let's put a smile on that face !
new friend • i believe... whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger .
acquaintances • no, no, no, no . i kill the bus driver .

hero • they need you right now . when they don't- they'll cast you out . like a leper .
Tetsu Nakata
respect you • you have all these rules , and you think they'll save you .
respect me • no . you're gonna have to play my little game if you want to save one of them .
respect mutual • tell your men they work for me now . this is my city .
mixed feelings • a little fight in ya . i like that .
family • my father was...a drinker, and a fiend .
never met • do you know where harvey is? do you know who he is ?
+ influence • why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously ?
- influence • look at what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets .
forbidden • upset the established order, then everything becomes... chaos .
other [specify] • why so serious ?

ooooooh.
now, because i love rachel mcadams and beause she's selena gomez's favourite actress & role model, i'ma go for friendship places?
:]!

close friends, party friends & flirting <3

acquaintances • no, no, no, no . i kill the bus driver .

respect mutual • tell your men they work for me now . this is my city .

good!

Besties!