Title: ___ the superstar treatment
Description: riley
Edie Coombs - July 24, 2008 05:30 AM (GMT)
The two girls had grown up in a town where a weekly spa treatment was a necessity and though Edie wasn't ever one of those typical Newport whores, she did enjoy acting like a princess at these places. It made her feel special to have people fawn all over here. The thing was though, that neither of them had gone anywhere near a spa until today came along and the blonde declared they were going to go back to their roots of letting other people massage, prod, and treat them nicely. It sure as fuck sounded good to her. So the pair piled into the car, and headed on down to the Star Stylz Beauty Salon. "I hope they have hot Swedish masseuses here like they had at home," she giggled out as she fiddled with the radio and tuned it to the classic rock station. "If they don't, I may be sad. Unless they're hot Spanish masseuses then I'll live." Mmhm. She liked good looking men! Excuse her.
Riley Rouge - July 24, 2008 05:42 AM (GMT)
Damn straight they liked to be treated like little princesses, all prim and proper and... cleanly. Cleanliness was next to Godliness and hell, Riley was a bit conceited, so she liked to be both. Riley kind of was one of those typical Newport whores, but in the best of ways, and she was as excited as she could have been to spend the day with Edie getting pampered. Plus, she was in deep need of a nice massage and getting those cute little designs on her toenails or whatever, she liked to be pampered. "I hope they have masseuses with nice hands that can work all the kinks in my back out... you know from all the stress I have and shit." She rolled her eyes, Riley was like the least stressed person ever, she didn't work, she lived off her parents money, she was a regular Rachel Green. Now she just needed to dump someone at the alter and cut up her credit cards.... like that was gonna happen. She'd have to settle for getting a job and slowly weening herself off of Mommy and Daddy. "Alright, you can have the hot one." She smirked, she had her own personal hottie anyway, so there.
Edie Coombs - July 24, 2008 05:54 AM (GMT)
Everyone liked being treated like princesses but when that was just the way that one was treated growing up, they turned into this. Edie couldn't care less about having a rich husband and a big house on the beach as long as she had her spa treatments. The girl was a fucking sucker for this shit, I swear to god. "Oh yes, me too. My horribly stressy life has my back in knots," she said in a bit of a sarcastic voice because duh, neither of them had very stressy lives at all. In fact, they both lived really effing slack which was pretty dope shit right there. Edie hated being stressed out so she did her best to live peacefully without anything really going on aside from just living and working. That's the most simple existence one can ask for. "Score," she thrusted one hand in the air, keeping the other on the wheel. After a few more minutes, they arrived, and she parked in the lot to the side before shutting off the engine and hopping out and leading the way on inside. "So what shall we get done first?" There were a million options, you know.
Riley Rouge - July 24, 2008 07:28 AM (GMT)
Obviously, if you didn't like strange men putting their hands all over you and people scrubbing your gross feet then you were retarded. Where else were you gonna get grade A service like this? Exactly, you could say your lover but everyone knows the professionals do it better. Riley was fond of getting her hair done more so than overpriced massages and nail-y things, she was a sucker for someone who liked to twirl her hair. But this would have to suffice and maybe she could con someone into a scalp massage. ;D "I know right, we live some fragile lives." She nodded, trying to sound like one of those preppy bitches off Laguna or something, then she smiled and laughed a little. "I want some stranger feeling me up.... as soon as possible" She smirked, so massages first obviously, then they'd get to walk around in those fluffy comfy robes for the rest of the day as they were treated like the little princesses they were. Oh how she loved days at the spa. She stepped out of the car and walked around to the front, opening the door for the both of them.
Edie Coombs - July 24, 2008 05:28 PM (GMT)
Even if Edie did have a lover with the hands of a masseuse, she'd still go to the nearest spa to get fondled 'cause it was so much better. Amateurs always used too much oil and then her back would be all sticky and ew. Let's leave this to the professionals, thanks. "We really do," she said, breathing out an overdramatic sigh just to feed more into this whole preppy Newport existence they liked to pretend to have when really they never were that pathetic. Almost, but never quite there. "Alright, so massages first," she grinned as she moved on through the open door into the building. The lady at the desk greeted them and as soon as she asked what they'd like today, Edie spilled off on how they wanted the whole shebang because Riley's boyfriend of six years just broke up with her to go run off and marry Riley's sister. The woman didn't need to know that she was only lying. She sounded soo sympathetic which was lolz 'cause it was all just a false story, one of the many Edie sometimes liked making up. Then it was off to get massages! The lady lead them off to the rooms and showed them where the robes were and said the boys would be with them soon. Ooh, boys. Hehe. "Ah, the life," she mused as she pulled two robes out of the drawer, throwing one at Riley and keeping one for herself. She then stripped down without really a care her bestie cousin was right there and the slipped the robe on, tying the string loosely around her waist.
Riley Rouge - July 24, 2008 05:42 PM (GMT)
Exactly, plus, technically getting felt up by a complete stranger, if you were paying them, wasn't cheating? Right? Lmfao. Amateurs really did have a problem with oiling them up, then you'd just feel gross until you took a hardcore shower and washed all the yickiness of your back. Lame. Just stick with the professionals, clearly they know what they're doing, don't they have a license or a degree or something? Exasperated sigh number two coming from Riley's mouth, they were pretty good at pretending to have the most lush lifestyle and the hardest of hardships. Even if they had the lush lifestyle they definitely didn't have any noteworthy woes. Riley bit down on her lip and then used the amazing acting skills she had pulled a many of times on her Daddy to tear up a bit at the mention of her oh so asshole-y ex who ran off with her non-existent sister. Riley followed Edie's lead, stripped down and then slipped on her soft fluffy robe. "Def." She said as she popped her butt up on the table in the candle-lit room and smiled at her bestie. "So fav, tell me all about your woes, maxed out credit cards got you down? Your fiance run off with another woman? Daddy cut you off?" She was only joking, there was no fiance, or at least not one that she knew of! And her father would probably spoon feed her money until he croaked.
Edie Coombs - July 24, 2008 09:10 PM (GMT)
Exactly! And it's not like they're feeling anything more than your twisted muscles. If they were, then that would be a rub and tug place and Edie had never been to one of those places. Her gay friend back home did once and he told her all about it, and she was a little bit disturbed. He could go to all the rub and tugs places all he wanted but she was simply going to pass. She'd rather have the real thing anyway with someone she wasn't paying. It was kind of hilarious that people had this tendency to actually believe the things that this girl came up with. She had taken drama class all throughout high school so that's how she pulled these things off. Skills, def. You should be pretty much jealous. Plus it helped she was naturally eccentric. "That bastard didn't just run off with another woman! He ran off with another man," she exclaimed dramatically as she hopped up onto the other tale. "My poor heart just broke on the spot. I haven't felt right since," she placed a hand on her chest and sighed. "Oh my god! If Daddy cut me off, I'd probably die," she laughed out. "You know me. I depend on my parents money too much," she grinned. She happened to have a credit card that was hers but her parents paid for it. Owned. "What's new with you, buggy?"
Riley Rouge - July 24, 2008 09:50 PM (GMT)
If Riley managed to feel someone's hands somewhere they weren't supposed to be in the middle of massage she'd probably screech 'RAPE', which would be the point in an episode of Charmed where they'd get up to kick ass and discover their masseuses were actually secretly demons and they were in a whole mess of trouble and then Prue would astro-project and Piper would freeze them and they'd all kick some major ass. Sadly, Ri and Edie didn't have any magical ass-kicking powers, so if someone tried to feel them up they'd have to rely on their sucky tai-kwon-do powers to save the day! "How dareeee he!" She exclaimed in a fake exasperated sigh and then she rolled her eyes and smirked. "Well, aside from waiting to get all my kinks worked out I... bought a water bed!" She exclaimed and then laughed, because she had in fact bought a water bed, those things were sooooo boss and it had always been her dream to own one. "I vote we redecorate the apartment, everything Miller-tastic, blow up chairs and light fixtures." Miller the beer brand, and they make boss blow-up chairs, we used to own a bunch when my daddy worked for them. Edie Coombs - July 25, 2008 03:42 AM (GMT)
If Edie had felt someones hands wander during a massage, she'd probably just go with it, but of course she wasn't the one dating Jayson Skellington, here. That was Riley, thanks. She scored good so it was understood why she'd scream 'RAPE' if someone decided to touch her wrongly at this place. But she doubted that would be happening any time soon cause the people here were probably professional. How lame. If they had magic powers? That'd be seriously dope shit. "I know," she said right back to her, sighing once again cause she could. "You did? I love water beds! You should let me sleep on it some night," she nodded. When she was growing up, her parents had a water bed and she'd always sneak into their room to nap on it. Then they'd catch her and get pissy cause they wanted to have sex and she was sleeping on their bed. Hehe. "We definitely should! Miller is the bomb and I think that an apartment decorated in such a way would make the records." It totally would, duh.
Riley Rouge - July 28, 2008 07:25 AM (GMT)
True story, Riley was pretty freaking lucky, and she was lucky enough that she'd rather some skeazy masseuse wasn't touching her hot spots, she'll save that for the water bed. Plus, Ri knew that if she had screamed rape Edie would probs jump up and kick ass with her special Phoebe powers of mass-destruction, the non-powers as it was, but she still was an ass-kicker. "I did!" She exclaimed excitedly, as she was kind of excited to test it out, but hadn't had the opportunity yet, considering she had bought it and then came here with Edie! Or I'm saying so. It hadn't been delivered yet, obviously, or else Edie would've noticed the hunky delivery men walking in the overly sized bed of water. Granted it'd probably be lacking water when they brought it in, whatever. "Obviously, I wasn't going to not let you join in on the fun." However, if Jay and Riley found Edie on her water bed when they were getting ready to get it on, that little girl would be kicked<3. They were so nice to one another. "Or we'd look like we were straight out of a dorm catalog." She noted, which they would, but oh well! They were young and they could have a beer brand decorated apartment scheme if they pleased. "Now... aside from your estranged ex-fiance, what's been up, buttercup?"
Edie Coombs - July 30, 2008 11:27 PM (GMT)
She totally would do some major ass kicking if rape so happened to take place, and all cause Edie loves her Riley and is the only one allowed to rape her. Except not really due to the whole fact they're related thing but that's besides the point. "If you did, I'd cry," she nodded. She'd probably end up sleeping in Riley's room all the time cause of the water bed. Of course, unless Jay was around because if he was, Edie would let the two of them go at it and have all their fun and she'd remain in her own room with earphones in blocking out the moans. "Or that," she grinned, but shrugged. Better a dorm catalog than a Martha Stewart one. Just saying. "Mm, nothing really. Well! Actually, I had a one night stand with a babe the other day," she smirked. Oh yes, one night stands were always fun. "But that's the best thing thats happened to me. What's been up with you, sugartrousers, aside from banging a babe."
Riley Rouge - August 4, 2008 09:54 PM (GMT)
Good to know that major ass-kicking would take place, Riley would obviously do the same, if her promiscuous other half wouldn't be enjoying it, which she was fairly sure she would be. Incest is not best, but yeah, understood. "I'm not that bitchy, love." She informed her friend, because obvs Edie would get to be part of the fun, well... the mild fun that revolved around the waterbed. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It was Riley's dream to be the next Martha Stewart! Don't you dare crush her dreams! Only not because... she'd probably rather shoot herself in the head then be so... domestic, ew. "A babe? Meaning you aren't aware of his name?" She raised an eyebrow at Miss. Edith, questioning, because hello, SHE BEST REMEMBER HIS NAME! Laughing slightly at the banging a babe comment, which she most certainly was, -swoons-. "We do... more than just bang. Even if that's obviously a perk to having such a pretty boyfriend." Obvs, he's a fucking babe. She affirmed and nodded and then she looked at her amiga, her compadre, her main chica, which made her want to break out in random The Pussycat Dolls song inspired Musical, but she resisted. "Other than that... actually, not a whole lot, sadly. Life is getting rather boring."
Edie Coombs - August 6, 2008 04:56 PM (GMT)
Major ass kicking would always take place in the time of rape goingsons. It was what she was supposed to do as the protective cousin best friend. "I know," she said with a smile. Martha Stewart intimidates me, okay! Nobody can do that much shit and not be some psycho babble intimidating mother fucker. She's scary, seriously. Nobodys allowed to shoot themselves in the head so no being domestic a la Martha is going to be taking place, thank you. "Uh.... no," she said playfully like she were actually being serious that she had no idea what his name was, but soon enough a giggle was slipping through her lips. "Nah, I do. Clint, I think." She laughed. She was pretty sure that was it but she had been sorta kinda wasted so yeah. "You do? What the hell is that?" she joked. Doing nothing else but sex? What a waste of time. Obviously only kidding around. "Ugh! I know. I hate boring life. We really need to make life more entertaining and soon before we die!"
Riley Rouge - August 6, 2008 05:28 PM (GMT)
What else were protective cousin best friends for if not ass kicking in your time of need? Not much would be my guess. Other than .... ogling Patrick Swayze, downing lotsa wine and transfixing yourself into a hole of major ice cream eating. Martha Stewart is so boss! Her and her little empire of minions and her bad ass jail record, xD. Sticking her tongue out and glaring at her tiny blonde friend when she said she didn't even know the name of this guy she slept with. She shook her head and rolled her eyes when she finally spit out his name. "It's a wonder you're not some big STD." She raised her eyebrows and smiled at her. "Ha ha." Riley rolled her eyes again, something she was kind of doing a lot usually, but wished wouldn't make itself a habit. "We're not dying anytime soon! Stop being so morbid!" Shaking her head again as the hot masseuses made their way in and she laid down on the little table and stuck her head through the nice little hole on the table she smiled lightly. "We should go on a road trip! Or... to Disney." She laughed, Disney was always fun! They really need to get out and do some amazing shit or something to keep them entertained more often.
Edie Coombs - August 8, 2008 08:55 PM (GMT)
They were there for a lot of things, all of those included, and having a lot more to them. Like being there to cry on the shoulder, buying lots of chocolate, and scoping out hot guys at the mall and giving the ratings out of ten. Fuck ye. Martha stewart is a scary bitch and that's all I'm going to say about that. My mom's in love with her. I also hate Rachel Ray but everyone knows that. Cow can die. Ahem. Anyway. "I know, right," she joked, sticking her tongue out at her burfle and cousin. Edie didn't sleep around that much, to be honest, but she was a bit of a hoe. Sex was fun, so excuse her. "But..." she trailed off, pouting a little. Joking, of course. Now that their masseusts were in here (and were fucking hot babes yee), Edie too laid down on the table and shoved her face into the hole. "We should! I've always wanted to go to Disney land." Cause she'd never been. How sad.
Riley Rouge - August 8, 2008 10:09 PM (GMT)
The list was endless, take the typical list of things you;d do for your best friend and then double it over, hell, they'd probably taken on other roles in their lifetime as an after thought. Protective Big brother, even if Riley already had one of those, Edie didn't! The rating thing was just the most fun, least rewarding, of the list. Obviously. I FUCKING LOVE RACHEL RAY, SO SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, skank. How can you not like her? She's probably going to the sole reason my future husband, our spawn and I don't die of starvation, because I am a freaking lousy cook, unless i'm following her AMAZING recipes. Ahem. We both know Edie isn't some STD infecting typical Oakland slut, I was just specifying. Hot masseuses worked like quite the cork screws for their mouths... in the non-dirty sense, obviously. "Me too! We definitely should... we could get a group of amigos and make a weekend of it." She nodded, because near Disney they always had super boss clubs, except their shutting down the club district at Disney World, which is sad. Joe was talking about how all the gay men are going to have no where to go on Thursday Nights. -Pets them- ... in a non-disturbing way. Not the point! There had to be the equivalent of Pleasure Island (;D), the Disney World club district, in California. Hello. "It'd be fun." She assured, because obvs it would be, no doubt about that.
Edie Coombs - August 17, 2008 10:18 PM (GMT)
Edie wished that she had a protective big brother, but instead she was stuck with an annoying little brother who she had to be protective over. She had actually wanted to drag him to Oakland with her because she didn't want him to grow up in Newport and become some water polo playing prat. Too bad her parents wouldn't let her. Oh well. It'd be there fault if he grew up to be like everyone else in that town. Of course, they'd probably be proud. Fucking Newport prats. That's why she left that place in the first place, sry2say. She's lame and her voice is utterly annoying, thanks, that's how I can not like her. "Fuck yes, that'd be awesome," she said, and would have nodded along with that if she weren't pressed down into a table having her back rubbed. "No shit it will be fun. If it weren't, I'd cry and murder Walt Disney... Even if he's already dead." Coughcough.