haha ozzy is so funny

shar quotes:

my husband is a drug addict and an alcpholic and he tried to kill me. Me i am a spendaholic. What more is there to know ?

people would openly say you and ozzy wnt last. they expected him to have a big tiited blond trophe wife and he'd got me a short fat hairy half jew.i had alot to fight against.

my whole life id done whateva my father wnted me to do and took care of him. i took care of my husband an proteted him and i was kind of exhaused and i said: no more.

i love my life. i dnt want to save it i want to live it.

awwwwwwww luv them xxx

there a one in a... :blink: the world couple arent they?!?!?! :P

I love them......

heres a quote from sharon talkin bout ozzy i think it fits in the shozzy section! hehe

"Before I go to sleep I read up on items for the next day's show. Ozzy's already lying there snoring. It's crazy, but he still wanted to have sex the first week he came out of intensive care! He's a nutter, but I love him!"


xxx

"The first thing I told him when he came to was about his single. He couldn't speak but tears were coming out." - telling her husband he was No. 1 after his accident


how cute is that sharon quote bless i think that is shozzyee hehe

awwwww yeh
they are sooooooooo luvley together


shozzy 4evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

"I would love to be knighted. That way my wife could be a Lady."
--Ozzy

isn't that sweet? :swoon:

aww thats sweet
Lady Osbourne

Why isnt Ozzy knighted? *calls the queen* 'Hey, queeny...'

I like Ozzy, but he did some pretty bad things before Black Sabbath came into existence. I'd be amazed if he ever received any honours. :)

i dunno, seeing that the queen can knight mick jagger, ozzy can't be too far off in the "bad boy" land.
it'll never happen though

Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney, etc. messed around with drugs. But Ozzy used to be a house burglar, and he served time in prison for that as well as assaulting a Policeman. That's a whole different kettle of fish entirely when it comes to things like this. :yes:

i know all that...what i'm trying to say is that none of them should have been knighted. ;)

Aw, Lady Osbourne!
He loves her sooooooooooooo much! *emphasises so and starts getting all emotional*
They are soooooo cute!
*once again, emphasises so*

Can I have a hyper moment?

that knight quote was sooooooooooo cute!!

and sharon is already a "lady" in my eyes!!

awww love themm

found another one, from shaz:

Wildman rocker Ozzy Osbourne amazed his future wife Sharon, when he transcended his drug-addled reputation and taught her the joys of loving sex.

Reality TV star Sharon maintains she never enjoyed sex until bedding Ozzy, and insists that despite his reputation for stunts including biting a live bat, he is a sensitive soul between the sheets.

Describing their first night together in her new autobiography Extreme, Sharon says, "God did we have a great night.

"We laughed, we made love, we had a big bubble bath together and then we went back to bed again.

"From our very first night together it was like: 'So this is what people mean.' Now I knew how good and how loving it could be. Everything that had gone before was nothing by comparison.

"He was so gentle and cuddly, and for the first time I felt able to be myself. This funny, crazy, clever man accepted me for who I was."

---

:cry:
so cute

they may have had a crazy marriage in the 80s, but i guess they make up for it now

awwwwww they are such sweet quotes!!

love them xxxxxxxxxxx

I love that. I can relate to it so much, i think thats why it hits home for me more than any of the other quotes theyve ever had. :fairy:

i think a lot of women can relate to that. ;) then again, sharon's pretty relateable. lol

I go hyper now....

That quote was amazing! She loves him so much, and that was just what I imagined him to be like, really gentle and soft and needing care and attention as much as his wife does.
A world without Shozzy? How could anyone even think of that? He needs her, and she needs him. They both are so close that it is unthinkable that they could ever have been happy withot each other.
They are each other's soulmates, they love each other more than anything else in the world.....
*sighs*.
Hyperness is over. I could go on for ever and ever, but my head aches and I have a cough and I want to go home and I can;t go hyper!! Help me, make me hyper Shozzy!
:cry:

lol bless.. i totally agree i world without shozzy would be unbearable! they love is other so much nothing will ever break they love .. soulmates for ever and ever... aww bless them never ending love and there relationship is so strong ! i could go on for ever too :) xx

I also agree that they are soulmates. i think that it is really sweet that they are still very much in love and that they also care very deeply about each other. I also agree that they can't live without each other. :blush: :cheer: :hug: :heart: :heart: :fairy: :wub: :wub: :luvu: :luvu: :swoon: :swoon:

"we have a pact. she's not allowed to die before me. I couldn't live without her." Ozzy


"she's my whole world. she's the best lover I've ever had, the best friend I've ever had." Ozzy

"my dad had become so dependent on her, and my mom has been his backbone for so many years that i don't think he even wants to know what life is like without her." Aimee

"i couldn't go on without him. he's not just the love of my life he IS my life."
sharon

just to get the ball rolling again. ;)

Sharon: We are just like bread and butter we belong together.



:cheer: :cool: :blush: :fairy: :heart: :heart: :hug: :hug: :wub: :wub: :kiss: :kiss: :luvu: :luvu:

all these quotes just make me wana cry, because they love each other soo much bless them, my eyes are actually watering after readin them, i love them so much and they have been throuigh soo much and beat everything so they urrrh rock:yahoo:

they are all soo cute!!

Has anyone seen the movie "what dreams may come"?
It's with Robin Williams..
That's what Sharon & Ozzy remind me off.. that crazy deep deep love for eachother.

I found some really quote Shozzy quotes the other day and I can't find the damn website again now... i'll post them asap though :)

sweet Gabi, can't wait!! :)

On his wife's cooking: "If someone was to ask me the greatest luxury I have, it's that I have a chef. Sharon used to cook for prisoners, I think. [Expletive] -- you'd end up in an emergency ward! She can't cook."

yes! you are so right.
chris and annie are very much like ozzy and sharon i think

such a touching sad movie. :cry:

I know -- but i adore that movie. It's so cute yet sad at the same time.

"when i first knew sharon we would bang everywhere you could f**king think. we would do it in the street. it was sexy and it was f**king nuts. i couldn't get enough of her. as a matter of taste, i actually like a woman to have a little heft and not look like a f**king cadaver like the models today. i love my wife whether she's fat, thin, f**king square, round, f**king oblong shape. she's the greatest lover I've ever had. she's the greatest lover, period. i don't think people know that."
ozzy

that makes sense. i can see him as a "banging in semi public areas" kinda guy LOL

lol i love that..its so sweet

Humph still can't re-locate it... though I do have a small offering!

Ozzy to Shaz: Merry xmas....now f**k off :tol:

Ozzy: Let me explain something to you - you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years - write me a note

- that's not Shozzy as such but it just made me laugh, he's so witty :P

And finally... the possibly the Shozziest of all Shozzy quotes.... la vows from la Sharone:

"My darling Ozzy, for twenty years you have been my life partner. We have shared joys, sorrows, triumph, and tragedy. And every day with you in my life is a blessing beyond my wildest dreams. Thank you for who you are, for all you have given me and for all that we will share together every day for the rest of our lives. I love you more than any words, and any vows, and any poetry could ever capture. I am privileged to be your wife, and thank you for my babies."

awww :cry: thats so sweet..i love shozzy .. i loved the vowlls aww thats so lovely!

"He was so vulnerable and sweet and honest," - Sharon about Ozz..

Aww.... :blush:

thanks for those *crys* so sweet .........

they ar esoo frigin sweet, lovin the quote red, and i love the vows one bless

if i get married, and am married for 20 years and new them, i wil read that!!!!!!

does anyone know what ozzy said as his vows?
they only showed sharon's on tv...

I think he just replied with:
"I love you."
That's what it said in their book with all four of them. I can't remember what it's called...

i know which one you mean lol! hang on irl go have a look ....