Well...since a lot of people are doing caption competitions I'll make one! All you have to do is use the pics from the Dragon-city.org image archive and add funny captions to the one's you like! However there are a couple rules:
1) You must show the pic that you place a caption on ( I want to see them)
2) make the captions funny and understandable
3) Be creative!
4) HAVE FUN!!
5) No overly mature captions please. (I know that people love to have a little adult fun but please keep it to a minimum. A little maturity is okay though as long as it doesn't gross people out)

here are some examples:


Artha: Beau! You need a Tic-Tac or something because your breath STINKS!


Artha: Man...where's the Advil when you need it? Ow...


Word: Stupid...Satellite TV...I knew I should have switched to Comcast!

Also this isn't a contest. I just want to see if people can put some humor into DB.

Since anyone hasn't posted one I'll will start.....



Artha: Did my lipstick go in the wrong way?????

Artha: I feel sick! Ohh... no... ooooh!
Wolf: I told you not to drink so much DragonNog at the Party last night!

You know what's incredable? I just logged on to start 1 of these,not a contest,just like this,but you already did! Well,here are mine. They're kind of a mix of bloopers/funny pics and words/and just changing the words.So pretty much, this.




Moordryd: I present to you..the Holy hand Grenade!
Cain: The what?
Moordryd: The Holy Hand Grenade!!!
Cain: The WHAT???
Moordyd: The..ah it's just not worth it anymore. *throws it behind him*
Cain: *picks it up* Wow,a holy hand grenade!
*Moordryd growls*


Moordryd:1st Cain, thats not REALLY bad rash,thats leprosy.
Cain: WHAT!?!?!
Moordryd: And 2nd, where and what did you sit on to get it there!?!?!


Moordryd: So whatcha doing this Sat..*gets cut off*
Marianas: Look,just because my gear color goes well with your gear color,doesn't mean we can both go well together.
Decepshun: I told you she would say that!


Kitt: Can i open my eyes now?
Artha:Uhh.It looks like someone took your suprise Kitt.
Kitt: What! What did they replace it with??
Lance,Parm,Artha: THE DRAGON EYE'S!!! (what?they look worried)


Kitt: I'm only marrying you because you have to to continue to be the Dragon Booster.............. *says really fast and quietly* and because i like you.


Connor: I already told you,I'm not intrested. (it looks like Word's about to kiss him)


Connor: So that's what's under his eyebrow.
Artha: It's disgusting!! *gags*


I am Zeus, the mighty Greek God of Olympus.Now you shall feel my wrath......


Artha/DB: CANADA!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???


Mortis/Connor: All right,you tagged me,i'm it.

Since these are too many pictures for one post, i must spilt them up into different posts.Sorry.

CONTINUED


Drakkus: *thinking* That looks like one tasty chicken leg.....


Kitt: Artha,you can't go out there! It's too dangerous!
Artha: Does something smell?


Cain: I took too mich Niquel *yawn*


Lance: If i may ask...
Kitt: I don't know either Lance. Stop asking.


Artha: What's that sound?!?
Kitt: That would be Moordryd screaming like a little girl. Hey there he is. What's that thing chasing him?


Lance: Hey,am i melting?


Artha: Lance,are you drunk?!?!
Lance: Look, i just drank a bit too much Niquel at the party last night with Cain.


Artha: Don't tell me *steps closer* what to do Mortis!! *steps closer* Your not my *clunk* *falls to ground*



The beautiful butts of the Penn racing crew...Lance! PERV!!

Sweet Where did u get these pics? :huh:

ROFLMAO!! Those are just priceless! I nearly died laughing from this one:
Moordryd:1st Cain, thats not REALLY bad rash,thats leprosy.
Cain: WHAT!?!?!
Moordryd: And 2nd, where and what did you sit on to get it there!?!?!

That one is tooo funny! hahahaha....woooo.....
great stuff!

Go here, The Furox has posted most, if not all, of the PhotoBuckets with DB screenshots.

Here are some more from me!

Beau: da! da! da! da! na! na! na! na! ...CAN'T TOUCH THIS!


Lance: ATOMIC WEDGIE!! HAHA!
Moordryd: *painfully thinking* great...just great....embarassed in front of a billion fangirls...somebody shoot me....
Fangirls: *dying of laughter*


Moordryd: Woah....that is just..............no comment.....


you like these? Keep posting some more guys!

CF1
(Pop music playing in the background)
Word: I love this song (Word dancing)
Moordryd:*OMG is so embarrassing*

CF2
Artha: Everybody, don't move... I lost my contact lenses.

Aaahh OMG it's true XD

Awww. shucks. *looks at the ground* Thanks guys!

Furox: Hey, I've got some spinach caught in my teeth, could you pick it out?
Lance: That's just gross.


Artha: Time for operation, Dragon Matrix. Cause everything in the matrix looks green.


Beau: Kissy Face!


Beau demonstrates the correct way of preventing forest fires.


Moordryd: I see gold, and red and blue...
Word: Stop playing with that kaleidoscope!!


Artha: You know, normal people try bunjee jumping with a cord.


Lance: BEHOLD!! The great marshmellows of power!!


Parmon: AHHH!! Over-bite!!!

Here's one I posted after the caption contest was over, but I still posted it for funp;
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c63/nash...otive/PM021.jpg
Kitt: Does this make my boobs look big?

Artha/DB: Beau, if you let go, 3 innocent kids will plummet to their horrible death, Dragon City will be in ruins because of Kwake,the only hope of Dragon City and the Planet is screwed and Word Paynn will start his Dragon Human War. SO DON'T LET GO!
Beau: *thinking* I hate my job.
OR
Beau: *thinking* No pressure huh?


*thinking* Man, Lance has been seeking for hours! Where is he?


Connor: Wow, you were right. This is some drac looking graffti.


Word: All right. I believe you now. I believe you can execute a exact replica of the Matrix now. Now please get down, i just had the maid wash the screens.


Artha: So you're sure if i do this, she'll like me?


Lance: Well, that was a crappy ride.
Parmon: I completly agree with you Lance. That on eturn was on a vector that could of collapsed at the slightest movement. Luckily, we had our dragons use their balanced Draconium green and blue energy to mag us off just in time.
Lance: *snores*


Artha: *in a stupid voice* Ooo. Guess who's in charge now? Guess who's magged somebody into the air? Moordryd, do u know who magged you into the air??
Beau: *thinking* I can't believe i have this idiot mag-locked into my saddle.


Parmon: Where is that child Lance?? He's been searching for hours! Oh, there's Artha. I thik he's looking for him now. Looks like we have a different seeker.


Parm: Time to use my super strength. (it looks like he's lifting up the door)


Kitt: *from above* Why does this always happen?


Again, i have to split this into 2 posts.

CONTINUED (again)



Vociferous: That has got to be the biggest gun i have ever seen!


Parm: And the.. HEY! I'm not done my line yet!


Artha: *meditating* Ummmmmm. Ummmmm. *opens eyes* Here you go. *pulls out of air* The Horn of Libris. As good as new.


Word: Dragon Booster. Just please go away. This is sooo embarrising.*sigh* Now since my face is enlarged i have huge pimpils, and this worm has the serum for it. Just please go away.


Penn Crew: UFO!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! *run away screaming*


Mortis: All right all right. You tagged me. No need to be so rough.


THE BATTLE OF THE BOOSTERS!!! One night only! 4 bucks per ticket. Must be over 18.

OMG :o I almost wet my self laughing. That was hilarious!

Wow, i didn't think that one would be that funny, but i guess i was wrong. :) B)

"I'm not liking what that fangirl did with my phone number on E-bay..."


"The Force is strong with this one."


"Okay...Moordryd, Artha and Parm are not looking..."


"...so I'll just post their phone numbers on here now..."


"I can see yooooou!!!"


Kitt: Artha, when I answered your cell phone, how come some GIRL was asking if you could pay a little visit to her house?
Lance: Oooh, busted.
Artha: ...RIVETT...


"Oooh, shiney..."

"Now, remember, when approaching Skylii, do NOT, absolutely do NOT, get her mad. When she gets mad..."


Artha: Didn't I tell you NOT to post my phone number on the internet?
Rivett: But I didn't! I posted your phone number AND your address!
Artha: *slaps forehead*


"Now, I shall have my revenge for those idiots banning me from the band just because they thought I sucked!"


"Owowowowow! Man, I hate it when there's a chinook..."


"Okay, the quality of this thing sucks!"


Artha: Man...do we ALWAYS have to look at the sun in these shots...?


"Kitt, you're probably going to hate me for this, and you're probably gonna think I was lying, but STOP SINGING ALREADY!!!"


Kitt: Grr, darn it, Artha, did you HAVE to go skiing?
Artha: *buried halfway in snow* Grrmmfmymyff!

Ok, I see people using a lot of my pics. So in hope of the fact that I will be up and running in the next few days, are there any Epps in particular that are wanted for this Thread. If you want pics for a epp let me know and I will try to do ASAP. Keep them coming. these are great!

elginman can you get me some pics of the samurox please
Khatah

I thought of some. There not the best but hey, I was bored.




Artha: Hey, I can see my house from here!



The result of not treating your Athlete's Foot.



Moordryd: *singing* Surfin' USA......



Moordryd: Phew!!!! Decepshun! I told you not to eat that bean burrito!
Decepshun: *snickers*

The pics from your post won't load Shadow Dragon! :angry: It's probably because i'm at school, and i'm on a school computer, hehe. :P

Odd. They load on my computer. The computers at my school don't load images well. It must be true that all school computers are not the best in the world......

This is off topic, warning: I had no school today. :ph43r:

*coughs* back to the subject.....well, I don't know what to tell you, but wait until you get on a decent computer I guess.

Here are some:

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... I can already taste them...


Parm: I think.... I just soiled my gear.
Kitt: Wow, who knew that green dragon riders turned green when they blushed!


AND WITH THIS HORN, I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!
Word: (from background in a pitiful voice) but that's MY job....


No... No... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT THE FAN GIRLS!!!!
OR
GET THAT CAMERA AWAY FROM ME!!! I HATE PAPARATZEES!!!!!!!!! (sp?)


Word: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DUMPED YOUR MOTHER!!!
Moordryd: That's not what she told meee...


Cyrano: (nasty chuckle) I just farted...


OH MY GOD!!! PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON, THOSE BOXERS ARE HIDEOUS!!


O-o-o-okay... I admit it, I-I-I still suck my thumb!

Its Raistlin! (DragonLance fans will know who that is)


Beau: I am NOT a doorstopper!

oh my god, those last ones from Mari were hilarious! So were DragonBooster500's! Keep posting, this topic is a gold mine!. That Beau doorstop one and the Word dumping Moordryd's mother were hilarious!

:lol: I just look through pics, thinking dirty thoughts, and not thinking about what was really going on........... just sorta be someone who knows nothing about the show and guess what's happening! :D

Me, I personally love my 'Word Dump', 'Libris Taste', 'Kitt Boxers' and 'Cain Fangirls/Cain Paparatzee'. :D

Here are some more horrible captions from me!

Mortis: WHAT have I told you two about condoms... (not that I'm not saying WHO.... MAY THE ROMANCE FANDOMS COLLIDE!!! :lol: )


Lance: Well, I this looks nothing like the Dragon Booster. His head's too small!!!


Dorsull: Don't look now, but we've got some paparazzis on our tail...


Artha: Excuse me, but where's the little boy's room? I gotta go!


Artha: What id Drakkus's name is that?
Parmon: It's my new pet, squishy.


Beau: *BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!*


Artha: Now THIS is one fine looking artichoke! (See Still Waters Freeze thread for the joke)


ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY NECKLACE!!!


Lance: For the last time, I AM NOT SHORT!!!

OMG! That is FUNNY! Its also how do I put this....mature. Very clever Mari!

OMG :o, these were so funny, I actually peed myself laughing! :blink:

Ok here is one of my own...



Rivett: OK, put em UP!!

lmao good job guys!
but qouting images is against the rules

Couldn't agree more!!!

Yeah. I know! I was going to say something else, and this is SUPER censored from what I was GOING to say. :lol: Yay me! I censored my sick, twisted mind! :lol:

And this is a caption for a poster:

Announcer: ...And one lucky first prize winner will get to go out on a date with Rivett!!!
Rivett: Pucker up, lucky girl.
Announcer: Kiss included!!


Doesn't it look like he's about to kiss you?:wub: :wub: *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* *gets a sickly dreamy girly look until is smacked upside head*

HAHAHA! This one is GREAT!
Announcer: ...And one lucky first prize winner will get to go out on a date with Rivett!!!
Rivett: Pucker up, lucky girl.
Announcer: Kiss included!!

The image is good too! (I feel so embarrassed by saying this but you gotta admit Rivett is sorta cute...at least to me)

TOTALLY!!! I showed my best friend (who happens to be a girl too) this pic and she thought he was puckering up!! That's where I got the idea for the poster from!! But you have to admit........ RIVETT IS TOTALLY AWSOME, HE HAS RED EYES AND IS REALLY CUTE!!! *Sorry I went prep there.... Rivett is sooooooo cool and fine... :lol: *

Yay! I am not alone! Someone else thinks Rivett is totally cute! Yay! I want to see some more funny captions! Hey Mari, did you like mine?

Of course!!!

Well, here are some more captions:

Moordryd, I am your father.....
(Sorry, couldn't resist)


Word: You're just jealous because I have a unibrow and pointy ears.


That has got to be the worst outfit ever.


Lance: Man, I hate funerals.


Man, I gotta sneeze.

Ok, Mari. OMG Hilarious. LMAO