Title: What Wish Db's Char For Christmas?
Description: Let's see what ask Db chars to Santa
Airshadow - December 14, 2005 04:36 AM (GMT)
DeAr Santa.
I don't like toys this year, in fact I just want my daddy back and that gives at Moordryd a lil bro like me.
Lance
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Dear Santa:
I would like to have more fans than Paynn. Hey!!! I'm the Hero!
Artha
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Dear Santa:
I just want that the profeson could speak claerly, I have head aches every time that he opens his mouth.
Kitt
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Dear Santa.
My Father said that You're a myth. But I have abunch of thinks that I WANT: I want My Father's Company, I want to Rule This planet, I want tha the Stable Brat loose all races, I want...
(Fragment of Moodryd's lettler)
Skylii - December 14, 2005 04:50 AM (GMT)
I doubt sixteen-year-olds believe in Santa, though whatever, I stopped believing at eleven. 'Tis more fun to believe. :)
Lance doesn't seem really canon...I mean, of course he'd want toys. But true, he may want his dad back.
*points and laughs at Artha* (Oh, God, I'm so mean...:P)
You should add Artha on Kitt's Christmas list. Better yet, please the P/K shippers do. She wants Parm to speak clearly so she can have him too. ;)
Moordryd's letter is so canon. :lol:
Hmm, here's mine...
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Dear Santa,
Well, I don't think I really want much...you think you have anything to get rid of yellow-belly newts?
Cain
P.S. I ran out of chocolate chips, so you'll have to do for peanut butter cookies instead. Hope you don't mind.
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Dear Santa,
I got only one request in one word...candy. ^_________^
Beaucephalis (Beau)
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Dear Santa,
I know you don't exist. At least, that's what these meddlesome mortals say. But if you exist, I want power, world domination, and a Word dartboard. How dare he interfere with MY genius plans...
Armeggaddon (Drakkus)
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Dear Santa,
All I really wish for is to give Moordryd a bit more sense. He's torn in several sides and spends most of his time brooding and pondering when he should be brushing and taking after me. (Okay, so I'm a bit selfish...)
Oh yeah...can you get the Beau/Decepshun shippers away from me?! Geez, what is up with them?!
Decepshun
dRagOniDe - December 14, 2005 04:51 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Airshadow @ Dec 13 2005, 10:36 PM) |
DeAr Santa.
I don't like toys this year, in fact I just want my daddy back and that gives at Moordryd a lil bro like me.
Lance |
This one made me cry...*blowing nose*..that's true...Lance wants his daddy back, also Artha (as shown in Faster then fear).....
By the way...I have one.
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Morti's letter:
Dear Santa:
I hsve been a good person this year:P, and I would like a new set of green Dragon-priest helmets....mine are all broken and I havn't changed this one since this summer....Also I would ask you to take away Artha's ego, it's giving me headaches!!!
That's all for now
from Mortis.
(yeah, Mortis believes in Santa)
Kay Yasha - December 15, 2005 02:16 AM (GMT)
More wierdness;
Cain
Dear Santa,
Could you please stop Moordryd's Fan girls waking me up in the middle of the night with their giggling?! Is that too much too ask?!
Oh, and candy, and new gear, and choclate, and....
DragonBooster500 - December 15, 2005 02:31 AM (GMT)
Here's a character letter. Its Artha by the way.
Dear Santa,
I have been a very good boy this year. I have been doing good deeds as DragonBooster by saving people and dragons and releasing the dragon and all that stuff...,I would like a new Mag-Staff since Moordryd broke mine, I would also like a new Racing jacket like my dad's so I can be reminded of him, Some armor polish because my Gold Armor is getting kinda dull, a set of Elite Class gear, the newest Dragon Racing ViddGame, some Draconee-Yum bars because a certain GOLD DRAGON ate mine. But what I want most of all is for my dad to come back because its been hard without him around and I also want the Stable residence rebuilt because sleeping in a Dragon Stall is by no means fun...(lance snores).
Thank You and Merry Christmas
Artha Tannis Penn
Skylii - December 15, 2005 03:35 AM (GMT)
Dear Santa,
I really don't believe that you exist. I mean, there are over 78,000000 people and over 80,000000 dragons in the world that you'd have to deliver their presents to, which doesn't give you a lot of free time, since according to my analysis, your elves would have to be working endlessly for a whole year just to make the gifts!
But...if you do exist...I'd really like a new VIDDComp, not requiring any wiring and with a long-lasting energy that can calibrate, analyze, calculate and contain a lot of data and mega-dracs. Er, I'd also like a few bits of evidence that you exist. Thank you. :)
Parm
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Dear Santa,
I cannot believe I am actually writing this, even though I've told Moordryd many times that you do not exist. I myself am convinced that you are a myth. So...anyway, if you truly exist, I want dominion over the entire planet and all dragons. If you can't do that, then I want the black and gold dragon of legend in my possession. If you can't do that, then I'd like the Dragon Booster dead. If you can't do that, then perhaps you could knock some sense into that boy I have to call my son. If you can't do that, well...maybe if you can find some way to reach Zulay, I'd like to hear how she's doing...
And if you can't do that, I'd like a new set of dragon claws. These ones are getting old and they're kind of scratched...maybe a canister of coffee as well? I'm out, and it's only been the fourth canister this month.
Word
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Dear Santa,
I have nothing to ask, except...help me calm down these angry mob of orange dragons! ASAP, repeat, ASAP!
Reepyr
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Dear Santa,
I would like some more thrusting gear, and that pretty red bonemark I had before. (Which that hothead Moordryd probably stole...) I'd also like a few more bottles of shampoo. My hair's drooping a bit, and I can't really style it that well. Same with Sparkk. It's difficult.
Pyrrah
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Dear Santa,
If you exist, then prove it. Eliminate all planet-wide cases of insoburdination and ignorance and I'll be a very happy man.
Wulph
dRagOniDe - December 15, 2005 05:37 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| But what I want most of all is for my dad to come back because its been hard without him around and I also want the Stable residence rebuilt because sleeping in a Dragon Stall is by no means fun...(lance snores). |
uhh, all this makes me cry......
Airshadow - December 15, 2005 05:48 AM (GMT)
Dear Santa,
Perhaps People would think that I'm not the best fhater of all due I leave my two young sons alone. But I know that you understand my reasons to so painful desition, I only wish that my two kids knows that I love them and soon I'll come back. Also tell Artha that I'm proud of him and continue caring his lil bro and Beau until I can come back.
Connor Patrick Pen
Shadow Dragon - December 15, 2005 08:48 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Airshadow @ Dec 15 2005, 12:48 AM) |
Dear Santa,
Perhaps People would think that I'm not the best fhater of all due I leave my two young sons alone. But I know that you understand my reasons to so painful desition, I only wish that my two kids knows that I love them and soon I'll come back. Also tell Artha that I'm proud of him and continue caring his lil bro and Beau until I can come back.
Connor Patrick Pen |
How sad....*sniff* This one almost made me cry thinking about it......
dRagOniDe - December 15, 2005 08:52 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Airshadow @ Dec 14 2005, 11:48 PM) |
Dear Santa,
Perhaps People would think that I'm not the best fhater of all due I leave my two young sons alone. But I know that you understand my reasons to so painful desition, I only wish that my two kids knows that I love them and soon I'll come back. Also tell Artha that I'm proud of him and continue caring his lil bro and Beau until I can come back.
Connor Patrick Pen |
wanna cry....
SilverDragon - December 16, 2005 02:09 AM (GMT)
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Dear Santa
I know you don't answer these sort of requests, but can you give me a bazooka? Having just a stick to fight the Dragon Booster SUCKS.
Oh yeah, and about five litres of hair gel. You don't know how much of that stuff I go through in a day.
Please?
-Moordryd
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Dear Santa
*sings* I WANT CANDY!
doo doo doo tch doodoo
I WANT CANDY!
-Beau
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Kereea - December 16, 2005 07:24 AM (GMT)
Okay, if you don't know the 12 days of X-mas song, this won't make sense. Oh, and I'm starting on twelve, to much typing otherwise.
On the twelth day of Chirtmas, I would like to recieve.....
Word:Twelve new Wraith Dragons
Parm:Eleven chemestry kits
Beau:Ten bars of candy
Cain:Nine cookie sheets
Kitt:Eight races won
Spyyn:Seven new cameras
Artha:Six mag staffs
Lance:Five--- new VIDD-Games-----
Moordryd:Four hair-gel bottles-
Mortis:Three ancient scrolls
Decepshun:Two new scale-brushes
Propheci:And world-domination for me!
Airshadow - December 16, 2005 12:21 PM (GMT)
hehehehe
that was good ;:D:D:D
Shadow Dragon - December 17, 2005 01:57 AM (GMT)
That twelve days for Christmas one actually made me laugh!! That was extremly funny! :D
Skylii - December 17, 2005 04:37 AM (GMT)
The Twelve Days of Christmas, DB Style? Made my cheeks hurt from laughing. :lol:
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Dear Santa,
I need earplugs. I tell you, I may be kind of slow, physical and...whatever word fits for the brain part, but that makes it even more hard when your human knows stuff that confuses you.
Cyrano
P.S. Maybe we can have lunch sometime. :)
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Dear Santa,
I need more mind-control devices so I can enslave the humans. That insolent fool Reepyr destroyed my last one. :angry:
Propheci
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Dear Santa,
I would like to become better than those irritating Dragon Eyes and that scale-scraping bimbo, Moordryd. *gnashes teeth* Also, I would like to get some new clothes, and find another butthead to film in my phony movies. (I swear, my crew is having a ball watching that butthead Penn being stupid.) I'd also like to have Spynn hanging out with me more. ^^
Vociferous
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Dear Santa,
I'd like another camera. My dragon broke mine when he was starving (seriously, there are better ways of telling your rider that you're hungry!), and it also damaged my other tripod. Also, I'd like to have Vociferous hanging out with me less. ><
Spynn
the power of ICE - December 17, 2005 05:09 AM (GMT)
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Dear Santa,
I need more mind-control devices so I can enslave the humans. That insolent fool Reepyr destroyed my last one.
Propheci
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could see that happening.
Oh man, the 12 days of christmas thing is soo freakin' funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:
DragonBooster500 - December 17, 2005 10:19 PM (GMT)
Moordryd:
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is for my father to appriciate me and not just take me for granted all the time. I just want him to know that I just want to please him in any way that I can. Also I want to beat DragonBooster and prove to my father that I am worthy of the name of Paynn and that I truly want honor and riches...lots of riches...and to be respected by all.
Merry Christmas
Moordryd
Hunter - January 13, 2006 11:43 PM (GMT)
:D :lol: these are great!!!!!!!!!!
and that 12 days of Christmas is really drac. :P
exept for the last one.its Phopeci,change it to Beau and get him to do beaus original one.its just that Beaus awesome,i luve him. :wub: same with Artha :wub:
I'm sooooo copying that down.its really drac. B)
Salazaar - November 18, 2006 08:01 PM (GMT)
How do ya' get the little Heart smilie faces?
Any way,................ The 12 Days of Christmas thing Was freakin' Hilarious!!!!!
That made me laugh out loud even after reading it 3 times
Propheci's was my favorite!!!!!! That was Hilarious!!!!! :D :D
Aniu_the_white_wolf - December 13, 2006 10:36 PM (GMT)
The 12 days of christmas was extremely funny, even after reading it several times.
And its very late about 10pm, and everyone in my house is asleep so it's very hard laughing quietly when reading that.
Great one, well done.
Kereea - December 13, 2006 11:17 PM (GMT)
Dear Santa
Since clearly there are other boosters besides the dragon booster, I mean look at Moordryd, I would like to be the Lightning Booster. I think it would get me some much needed respect aroung here. And maybe then I can convince Moordryd to come over to our side, he might listen to me more as a booster then just me. Oh, and candy. Lost of candy.
Lance Penn
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Dear Santa
I don't believe in you that much, but Mini-brat says you exist so what the heck. I have three requests. First I want my father's latest to get seriously defeated so I can snicker quietly in a corner. Second, I would like a VIDD-VD of said plan's failure, so my crew and mini-brat can share the joy.
Oh? And third? Easy: Vociferous in the ER. 'Nuf said.
Moordryd Drakkus Payyn
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To St. Nicolas Claus
If indeed you exist, I would like two bottles of lotion. Both My an dHyve's scars are getting itchy.
Regards from,
Wulph, General of the Army of the Dragon