ok in school i have heard some random sayings like my best friend says this all the time, "Burn on your golden poptart!" Warning, my friend is totally random! k now i whas in social studies when another friend of mine said " i am happier than a fat kid in a candy shop!"


but no matter how random they are i luv my friends no matter what. :D


so what have u guys heard?

OK. Heres one you can use when your mad at someone and teling them that you will find them very fast if they do something: Ill be on you faster than white on rice with a paper plate and a glass of milk in a snow storm!!! Thats a toung twister but its fun to say.

This is a saying that my gran pa said and I often said in work "Or you do things right or you dont do it"

more or less is the traslation

wow that is random! and it is funny! coolie!

nice

so anyone else?

well i have had the urge to yell "Bam!"
never did

dunno anything real random

edit: just thought of something
"randomise the random boy"

Well, I've only heard it in the trailer for an awsome game called Portal, but it's so funny I just can't not share it with you:

"If at first you don't succeed, you fail."

I have a couple from me

'I don't know how people can be scared of foil'

'Unfair justice!!!'

ah those are all good

k this is for people who have an older sibling

now i saw this in a peanuts comic, k so if you have a sibling who is telling you to do something but you really dont want to do it and they start to call you names just shout "sister abuse!!!"

Well i guess if u were a boy it would be "brother abuse".

When I'm in a hurry, I tell people to be, "quick, like a bunny". Heh, I guess it counts as something I say a lot since I caught my boyfriend saying it to someone. A few moments later he smirked at me and said, "Yeah, I picked that up from you."

here's one:

go up to someone with your hand in a first and say "pound it"
then when they are going to 'pound it' put your hand down flat facing down and say "melted"

they will never see it comin

but seriously try it

Some of the things I have heard are not really nice but a few things I have heard are like

'I am rubber you are glue what you say will bounce right back at you'

that one was a odd one.

here is another one this one is not really nice

'Oh great the f kid is here'

Some of them are slightly weird.

that's whatcha get for randomness

the f kid means the kid who gets f in all his classes.

Oh. I thought of something worse. My bad. :D

its not the f word silly. it stands for Failure the failure kid.

I just read the post above when I posted the first time, so that's how I knew I was wrong (so glad I was. :faint: )

Well, some of the weird sayings me and my friends have are as follows:

'She's emoing, throw Zexion at her!' (Kingdom Hearts joke. The best thing was, we were cosplaying and Zexion threw himself at the person.)

(Said in a zen voice) 'Ah my child, the mature rating is only a warning, whether you heed it or not is entirely up to you.'

'You're Mr Thicky from Thicksville Thickania. And so's your dad!' (Stolen shamelessly from Dr Who.)

'I'm having more fun than Renji in a tatoo parlour!' (Bleach joke)

'I love you like Cloud loves hair-glue.' Ok, not mine. One of my friends said this to me.

'...it's all the internets fault.' When in doubt, blame the internet.

'Yalikedags?Ilikedags.' Taken from Snatch, has to be said exteamely quickly in a Pikey accent.

'Don't trust small, cute girls like those two. The minute you turn around they're writing yaoi and scaring babies. They're evil.' Also my friend giving a new boy some advice on how to handle me and my friend Evie.

'I wouldn't be short if my hair were like Vegeta's.' Me and Evie both say this alot.

'Oh bollocky-bollocks'

'You complete and utter tit!'

And that's all I can think of right now.

Some of those were cute, but weird.

Bwahahaha! I love that Renji one! I'm a total Bleach fan, so I completely get it. I have a Bleach saying of my own, actually:

"Uh, oh. He's pulling an Aizen!"

I don't say it very often, 'cuz I don't have many opportunities to do so. I have lots of "he's pulling a (insert character name here)" ones. Like, if someone pulls a Gandalf it's when they seem to die, then come back with a new and better form.

Hey, anyone wanna help me make a list of those? We can do it over PM or IM and then post the whole thing here.




EDIT: For those who don't get the Renji one: Fun in a tattoo parlor, huh?

"Whining is the right of all sentient beings!"

"HOLY HELL!" (My own)

"Always look forward never back"

"Practice makes perfect"

"If you give up now you will regret it in the future"

Those are some I use everyday.

ok a good friend of mine said this in math class today

"Youre the broken training wheels on my bike." ^_^

*sometimes i think she has gone insane*


anyway, loving all the random sayings guys. please note that the fact random is italicized.


(not shure if that is how you spell italicized)

(middle of conversation that has nothing to do with pizza)
Me: I like pizza!

I have a fav that I forgot in my last one.

"Unleash the Beast!!!!!"Metaphorically thats unleashing all of your power and hatred at someone or something in order to get something done. I only say that when Im seriously PO'ed.

Whenever my friend and I get off track when we're studying, she says, to get us back on topic, "So, back to the anatomy of a kiwi fruit." And she's got me saying too! :eep:

If you've ever seen the Princess Bride, you'll know this next one:
"Fezhik, are there rocks ahead?"
"If there are, we all be dead!"
It's really fun to say when you're on a canoe trip. ^_^

"No more Rhymes now, I mean it!"
"Any body want a peanut?"
"Aaaahhh!!"
I love the movie the princess bride!

Ugh, Random saying.....

"Obey the taco man." (Invader Zim saying)

"I put two periods. What the hell?" (Said only once by me, when I messed up on a science paper. I fixed the mistake and passed it by, but the girl who was sitting next to me when I said it thought it was hilarious)

"OMG!" *said in rather high-pitched idiotically annoying voice* (my cousin and I)

"The potatoe! The potatoe man! He's watching you! He's playing the accordian behind you! Look at him! LOOK AT HIM!"
(Umm... that varies from time to time. Also a me+cousin thing)

"Everything happens for a reason." (self explanatory, something I say alot)

"Feed me Seymour!" (Little Shop of Horrors joke)

"A friend is there to dry your tears when you cry and comforts you when you get rejected. But a BEST friend is there calling him and saying 'You will die in seven days in a gruesome death involving cheesepuffs, tarzan, an anvil, and the word 'blubber'. Muhahahahaha!!!!" *hangs up*
(Edited original, just something I think about)

(When one of my friends says something or is imitating someone else who did something really stupid or wrong or any awkward yet hilarious situation)
Y'know, if no one heard the begining of the conversation and just saw/heard that, they'd be laughing themselves silly right now!"

"The law of attraction is your best friend." (watched The Secret and you'll understand)

"I'm different. I fall up the stairs."

"Sarcasm - one of many services that I offer, free of charge."

"....Whoa. What just happened?"

"Squeeeeeee!!!!"

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut UUUUP!" (From Friends)

I got a bunch, just can't seem to type 'em all down.
Wait! Got another one!!!

"Omg! Paperclips!"

"Blubber blubber blubber....."

'kay, now I'm done. :D

"Blubber, blubber, blubber...
Galoshes!
Macadamia!
Ooooh!"
XD It's from a Doctor Demento song, the "blubber, blubber blubber" thing reminded me of it.

"Inconthievable!"
W00T for Princess Bride!




....I had another one but I forgot it.....


OH! I remember now! You go into the elevator of a really tall skyscraper, wait till someone else gets in, and just stand there and stare at them until the door is about to open to let them out, then say "I have cool socks on." With a straight face. It's really funny!

"Whoa, that would make a sexy Tranformer!"

Nat and Ieva and I car watch while waiting for buses. Giant robots are sexy! (apart from Gundam who are all dorks.)

actually that reminds me of something similar to that i saw a friends house.

"A friend is there to bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting right next to you saying
"Dang..............that was fun!!!"


and here is another thing that my crazy friend said in math class, which in retrospect makes sense,

"why is abbreviated such a long word?"

if anyone doesn't get it let me know!

haha i like that one!

it's funny how that's possible
(if you don't know how it's called tripping while walking up the stairs)

"Find that freaking flying fork!"
just thought of that, can you say it three times as fast? :P

Here's some

Really fast and high pitched: Piccolo! Piccolo!Picccccccccccoooooooollllllllllloooooooooooooo!!! Piccolo!

Yay! I can spell!

Whenever I get in a fight: Hey! Want a piece of this *****?!

Hey. That person attended ***** 101!

i got another one

" i shall live forever or die trying!"