Okay, I was gonna pick up my third contribution (fanfics) for Kereea's blitz, when I realized something very important. I can never come up with a plot. That, and I can't write fluff, my mind is too twisted for that. Then I realized "my mind is too twisted to write fluff? PERFECT! I'll write crack pairings!" So there you have it! I'm going to write a series of oneshots dedicated entirely to impossible pairings. I already have a few, but I need more! So give me your best, and I'll write it!


Here are the ones I already have:

WulphxChute
KhataxVociferus


Airshadow:
SetrusXConnor
SetrusXWord
SetrusXKwake

SilverDragon:
EveryonexEveryone

Kay Yasha:
ConnerXWord
ParmXChute
PhistusXChute
ArmeggadonXMoordryd
MarianusXPyrrah

Nemi The Nen:
WordXParm
PhistusXKwake
WulfXEvery and/or Any one else in Army of the Dragon
Orginal Dragon BoosterXArmeggaddon
ChuteXSentrus
All female crew leadersXAll female crew leaders
Invisible!RivittXCommander Faier
Invisi!RivittXAnybody
WordXInvisi!Rivitt
AnybodyXInvisi!Rivitt
MachinaXSentrus
Trans DerGenXAnyone

(...things are starting to get really scary around here....)

Helaiah:
MoordrydXPyrrah
CainXMoordryd

Liliwen:
SentrusxMoordryd

Kereea:
RivettXKhatah

Nayade:
ArmageddonxWord
KhatahxMoordryd
MoordrydxKitt
ReepyrxArtha
WordxArtha
CainxParm

Skylii:
MoordrydXParm
KittXChute
ArthaXStewardd

Also, do you think I should limit it to DB characters, or have a few chapters with people from other things too? (WordxRagetti! I nearly killed myself with laughter when I thought of that one! XD)

EveryonexEveryone. The crack possiblities of that are amazing.

SetrusX Connor???
SetrusXWord???
SetrusXKwake?

Umm...that's kinda off-topic....

D: Orgy! *screams and runs away*




....*but writes it anyway* XD

Opps
wrong topic

My crack!pairings are as follows:

Conner/Word
Parm/Chute
Phistus/Chute
Armagedion/Moordryd
...

...

and I'll think of more.

Oh, NO! XD

Oh! And, any dragon/ any human.

Now look what you made me do! (Non-consensual, because it was the only way I could write it. Don't read if you're going to be squicked.)

Hmm, well I already wrote the crack pairing of Word/Parm.

If Sarah takes me up on my bet I'll do a CONSENTUAL Armeggadon/Moordryd

Kay Yasha says:

I'll do it! What's more I'll do Connor/Beau's Mother!

I'd like to see a consensual Moordryd/Armeggaddon from you, Nemi. :) Though that Connor/Beau's Mother thing sounds even better... :P

Anyone want to attempt to inspire me with a crack pairing that won't turn out as porn? ^_^

Hmm...I'd like to see you do a Marianus/Pyrah. Not sure if that would turn out smutty, but I really don't mind.

I hope you all are aware that any pairings you post in here are subject to being written by me, includng those that have already been done. (speaking of which, where is that WxP? I wanna read it after I'm done with this.)

Dude, that is already going to be done by me. All pairings are going to be consentual, though not necessarily in-character. As acurate as possible and still make it work, but not exactly IC. If you are going to attempt writing it IC, good luck! You are GONNA need it!

...hatesex maybe? >.<

Sorry, but I'm only doing humanxhuman.

Also, these aren't going to be exactly smutty, but there will be fluff-ishness. And no-one has commented on the bit at the bottom of my post, about having characters from other things too. What does everyone think about it?

Here's Nemi's Word/Parm. Enjoy!

I don't think anyone posting on this topic imagines that pairings are someone's unique property, and though I tend to be terribly behind on my television and movie watching I have no problem with crossovers as long as they're done either well or amusingly. :)

Sarah just posted a link to it, and it's also in the archive. No names are named and it's kinda vague though. Belive it or not it was based off an idea for a Stargate-SG1 crossover.

Sarah, I need to stop starting my paragraph with your name in this post, wrote noncon A/M. Just cause yours will be consentual doesn't mean anyone else's has to be, though for the record I will strive to be both IC and consentual. Nor does anyone own a pairing. Besides, this is Crack! I'm a New Yorker and I can tell you more crack is always better (at least till you OD). Course here, along with the usual, you can get it delivered and two for one sales. (I don't do drugs but the proffesionalisim of the drug cartels in the City is well documented, inside the city at least. It's also a nescesity, as many highlevel bussiness people and the like also have a habit.)

Sarah, I'll do both, though though the latter is more likely right now. But two questions. For the former: Do you want any kinks or twists, like time displacement, memory interaction, etc? For the latter: Do you want Beau's mother to be Tyranus Pax? ^_^ :plot:

Sarah, such a thing does not exist. I might take up the Marianus/Pyrah thing but I'm not certain of the teriterary characters like Marianus, Swayy and the like. But crack pairings in general...huh...

Phistus/Kwake...POST Injury as a challenge (pre-injury Kwake/Phistus perhaps?)

Wulf/ Every and/or Any one else in Army of the Dragon (In wolf packs Alphas have been known to mount subordinates to establish dominance)

Orginal Dragon Booster/Armeggaddon/Orginal Dragon Booster (Speaks for itself)

Sentrus...no make that Chute/Sentrus (Chute and the agressor, mm femslash)

All female crew leaders/All female crew leaders... (with any straight males that we've 'met' or are none via crews watching, on the other side of an unbreakable glass wall, beating on it and going "Nooooooooo-ooo~")

...*muhahhaas*

Invisible!Rivitt/Commander Faier (Booyah Baby, cracktastical! Finding out the second exit perhaps?)

Invisi!Rivitt/Anybody!

...

Word/Invisi!Rivitt (As in: squirmy, panting, straining Rivitt. His one defence rendered near useless by the other sences identifying him, his placement, his body--and keeping him there. Unable, or unwilling, to turn it off...)

*fans self* right.

On that note Anybody/Invisi!Rivitt

*squirms*

Machina/Sentrus/Machina (I don't care which way it goes, maybe Machina made carnal entertainment objects and they are discussing it, who knows.)

...

Machina/Prof.Sean/Sentrus (as in Parm's mother. I don't know why but I refer to her as Madam Sean in my head when not calling her proffesor, probably from Harry Potter books. On second though, no don't do this because I have my own vision of the woman and I don't want it broken.)

Trans DerGen/Anyone (Trans is a booster Sarah invented. of the Sparkling Pink Draconium I think it was. Master Spy. Special power is skin warping/sex changing. No one is sure if thon was a he turned she or a she turned he, or a hermaphodite. Trans' amulet changes your gender. Did I get that all right?)

Well... MoordrydxPyrrah?
That will be looks cool, better than MoordrydxMarianis...
ArmegaddonxMoordryd? No! :faint: No, no, no... he` s assexual for me X_X'
And... Cain/Moordryd? It` s the most possible slash I think XP

Oooooh, boy.....things are starting to get really scary around here....



^_^

SentrusxMoordryd? Assuming she isn't Zulay... ^_^

I have a good one, not that its imposeeible though
Artha/Beau!
Mentioned this idea a couple of times, cause i kinda think they're more than friends, if you know what i mean. Beau has saved artha a lot of, and artha has saved beau, and they really care about each other. Whadaya think?

Mmm, don't challenge me to crack next time. Maybe Sarah will take a pairing or two off your hands

So you're saying that Connor Penn is a mother-... Uh, never mind. :P

I'd like to see Beau's reaction to Connor making that revelation. Would he mag-blast Connor, or just stare and slowly back away... ;)

Well, they do spend a lot of time with each other, and they were in each other's bodies for awhile. Who knows what effect that might have had on them. Perhaps there's a reason why Artha doesn't seem as interested in dating Kitt as he was back in season 1... :P

Even more extreme, there's Propheci/Reepyr. A very aggressive and dominant dragon that enjoys enslaving humans, and a human that, at least until "Track of Doom", was submissive and willing to be controlled by a dragon. That gives you same gender, mixed species and S&M/bondage all in one pairing. Top that. :P

I'm not sure what the first means, but for the second, I would prefer other dragons than T. Pax. It just doesn't make sense for a quadripedal to be born from a bipedal... :unsure:

Hard choice? Just do both together... :D

RivettXKhatah. Those tow are kinda enemies...but for some reason I think of it...

Interesting idea with Artha and Beau. By the way I know this is a stupid question but what does XD stand for?

tilt your head to the left, eyes are the x, and d is smiley face

Yay XD, I have some ideas too

ArmageddonxWord
KhatahxMoordryd
MoordrydxKitt (Yeah, they are my fav couple but I know they are an imposible pairing :D )
ReepyrxArtha
WordxArtha
CainxParm

Unless of course, the gene that makes a dragon a biped is a recessive trait. Connor supposedly selectively bred dragons from all the 12 colors of draconium to create Beau, though how he found an orange and a grey dragon that would cooperate is an open issue (and a possible plot hole ;)). So it must be possible to cross breed the bipeds and the quadrupeds.

Unfortunately, we still don't know what bone color T. Pax might be. The official web site says blue, but his/her mag energy looks gold. Nor do we know if T. Pax is naturally a giant dragon or was mutated somehow. Hopefully, we'll get more episodes so we can find out answers to all these important questions. :)

Hm, ill try, to top that.
How about a Beau/Muhorta one, in which Stewart did not manage to get there in time? Ill let your imaginations think of what comes next.

I already said I was only doing humanxhuman....

Kay Yasha, I got your Marianis/Pyrrah done. Not too porny, but quite on crack!

Thank you Sarah Frost! It's Cracktastic!

I got only three things to say.

Moordryd/Parm, Kitt/Chute and Artha/Stewardd.

There's your crack. :lol:

Lance/Wyldfyr
word/Frachun
Artha/Desuptsun
Cyranno/Kitt
Parn/Beau

Phistus/Moordryd! I found one fic ages ago, but it got deleted from ff.net.

Skylii, the concept of Kitt/Chute ATE MY BRAIN until I finished this. R-rated due to somewhat porny final scene!

YES! IT ATE SARAH FROST'S BRAIN! :lol:

Meh. Since I'm not used to even borderline explicitness and yuri yet I skimmed some parts, but yeah, definitely Cracktastic (and well-written at that). :P

Cain/Kitt

It's been eating at me since I saw Cain's Mutiny and Kitt fell into Cain's arms. *throws a paper ball in Kitt's general direction* And it intensified when I later saw The Defiant(s?) when Kitt bumped, Beau, (was it?), into the dragon Cain and Moordryd were riding and smirked at him.

Someone do something before I explode. *huddles in a ball, the images haunting her* I can't get them out of my mind! And I don't want to murder their personalities/characters.

Yet.

WHOOO! CRACK PAIRINGS!! :dance: :dance:

Actually I just found out about this topic so sorry I'm posting that's a month old :P

I was thinking of making a topic to share some of my pairings that I love to see more or will inspire some writers to do a fanfiction hehe XD ANYWAYS! since I'm a yaoi fan here, most of my pairings are male/male but! I also like fem slash ( I blame Sarah Frost for this LOL :P) and hetero pairings so I might throw in some pairings there :D

So first pairing would beeeee...Cain/Parm! :wub: why you ask? because I believe they have alot of potential, being that they are both cowards and all but they could muster some courage. I did notice in the episodes that when ever Cain appearead, Parm would be the first one to say his name, "OMG CAIN!" XD XD this is just me and my fangirlism here.

Second pairing, Wulph/Khatah :D I really like the concept of blue and purple draconium influences combined together which instantly made me think of Wulph and Khatah. We all know Wulph is the alpha male in his group, so I'm thinking he is constanly trying to 'dominate' Khatah even though he is 17 and Khatah in his early 20s. Wulph just can't seem to control his 'hormones' and wants Khatah to be his 'mate' so he'll never stop till Khatah is his ^_^ looooove it! :wub:

Third pairing, Dorsul/Reepr. Orange and light blue draconium influence is another concept that I like mixed in, but you are thinking 'why dorsul...why reepr for the matter!?!' Reepr has that soft voice that could be use for poetry and would often do verses about darkness, the moon, and other 'emo' related emotions :D :D but a great since of romance and protection. Dorsul seems to be the kind who 'wants to be the hero' and a bit of an adventurer, but can be elusive and slippery when dealing with emotional problems. Very shy but quite the cuddler he he :wub:

Well that's all I have for now, if anyone is interested in these pairings WRITE A FANFICTION PLEEEEEEEASE :) it'd make me ever so happy and in return I'll do a request for ya! :D

--MinervaRahn

As long as we're on this path, how about Khatah/Parm. Parm idolizes Khatah and Khatah seems to like being idolized. Though maybe that means Khatah would think he's too good for one of his worshipers. Dunno. I'm not sure how Parm breaks the ice either. :)

I was thinking about that pairing too but I'm not sure if Parm still idolizes Khatah because as we go along in the episodes, he doesn't seem to be 'enthuistastic' as before or getting the wobbly noodle legs when he sees him :D :D course that's just me, but it can work! I totally love to see Parm have like a little shrine for him, and all of a sudden when Khatah sees it...he gets turned out and much smexing ensues WOOT! ;)

What about Vociferous/Parm or Vociferous/Khatah OR OR Vociferous/Khatah/Parm THREESOME!! THAT would be very hot! cause I think Vocci gots a little 'kinky' side eh? eh? *wink wink nudge nudge*

...I'm having too much fun with this :lol: :)

Soooo many pairings, so little time to put them all in fanfiction :dance:

--MinervaRahn