Welcome to the Funny Caption Contest!


Come up with a really funny caption for a frame from selected episodes of Dragon Booster and you could win a prize. As with my previous contest, there is no cost to play and shipping on all prizes is free to anywhere in the world!

Here are the prizes up for grabs:

Dragon Booster Trading Card Game Starter Deck - complete starter deck including a dragon and gear/crew cards plus 60 card race deck and rule book. Everything you need to get started playing the game (though you'll need to find a friend who also has a deck). 1 available.

DVD - Dragon Booster promotional DVD containing the 2.5 minute "Long" trailer and the full episode of "The Stand." Note this DVD is in the NTSC format for use in the USA, Canada, Mexico and Japan. If you live outside these areas, you will need a DVD player that can play NTSC discs (check your owner's manual). The DVD should play in most computers that have a DVD drive and the proper software. I have 3 of these to give away.

Large Poster 32" x 16" - says "Release the Dragon" and "Dragon Booster Trading Card Game" with nice sized images of Decepshun/Moordryd, Beau/Artha, and Wyldfyr/Kitt. I have 1 available.

Stand Up Sign 8" x 10.5" - image of Beau/Artha and text about the trading card game. I have 1 available.

Demo Game - Pack of 13 Dragon Booster trading cards and game instructions. I have enough of these for everyone.


The top six winners will get to choose among the starter deck, DVDs, poster or sign. The first place winner gets first choice, second place winner gets second choice and so on until all prizes are gone. Everyone who enters gets a demo pack of trading cards if you haven't already gotten one from the previous contest (unless you really, really want another one :) ; all the packs are identical). So basically, you can't lose!

You may submit as many funny captions as you like and any frame may be used any number of times with different captions. You can also win multiple prizes. If you come up with, say, two winning entries in the top six, then you get to pick two prizes, but there is a limit of one of each type of prize per person.

Post your entries to this thread. Use the IMG tag to include the frame your funny caption goes with. I'll continue accepting entries until the postings die down at which time I'll issue a last call for entries.

When the contest closes, I'll pick the top 10 (or so) entries that I think are the funniest. We'll then vote as a group to see who the winners are among these top 10. The person whose entry gets the highest score gets first choice of the available prizes and so on down the line. I reserve the right to modify these rules as needed to keep the contest fair, resolve ties, and so forth.

You can use any frame from the following two places (and just these two, please):

The Furox's Caption Contest Album
Sparx's Misjudged Album


Here are a couple of samples from the last contest so you can see what I thought were funny. Your entry will need to be as funny as these to get into the top 10:

Hmm...what color of eye shadow should I wear today? by Goddesstears
Cain: Pleeaaassee, tell me we didn’t burn the cupcakes! by hyperpsychomaniac
"What do you mean, WAX?!" by LightningFlash

Finally, here are a couple of my own captions to get you started and to show how to post your entries. Use the IMG tag to include the frame first. If you're using my album, you'll find the IMG tag text right below the thumbnail image. Just copy and paste this line into your posting. Then put your funny caption underneath the frame so it comes out like the ones shown below. If you using the Misjudged album, you'll need to create a link to the image using the URL tag instead like the three shown above.


"Uh, hello there nice dragon. Could I, um, possibly interest you in a breath mint?"



No, Father. I will not "pull your finger."



"Man, am I having a bad hair day or what!"



"Luke, I am your father!"



What the ...? Oh man, I really gotta stop eating the extra spicy Draconee-Yum.


Have fun!

"Yeah, Stable-Boy, is this your idea of a first date?"


"Is Cyrano the only living thing I can have a good conversation wtith?"


"Beau, you can't play the VIDDgame because you don't have thumbs!"


"And, you find the way we lost the Dragon Booster is funny, Cain?"

"Alas poor Abandonn I knew him well..."
"....maybe I should slip him decaf more often..."


"Cain, Maybe you should lay of the caffine just a liiiiittle bit..."


"I knew that cloning machine was a bad idea..."


"Hey! where'd the party go?!"

There goes other

Caught me if you can

That's love at first sight... or fall

Beau and the Beauty

This is a picture of the UFO that was seen in Mid city

Is time to say my line 'Artha has a girlfriend'?

Opppss, sorrry... It seems that I forget my lines

"Ooh, look at the pretty green screen! Wanna go on a date with a single guy?"


"Gasp! The ground is burning. Must throw self to save stables!"


"I have angrier, cleaner teeth than you, stable brat!"


"Hi, fanciful flying flamboyant fizz-girl!"


"Whee! Watch me get disintegrated by this pretty light!"


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Newts!"


"Oh my Magna Draconis! Save me before I really look like a girl, which I don't like very much!"


"Keep practicing, girl! You're bound to be the greatest freefalling ballet dancer who falls to her doom!"


"Out of my way! This is MY screen of exploding light and coolness!"

"For the umpteenth time, no, I'm NOT giving you my phone number!"


"Got something to say, stable brat?"
"As a matter of fact, I do! Your breath stinks!"


"Fangirls?! But I thought I locked the base! Oh, no, we're doomed!"


"Is there something in my teeth?"


"...tell me again why you're a Dragon Eye? Because, frankly, I have no clue."


"I saved you from a freakishly humongous amount of rabid fangirls! Remember?"


"Well, thanks a lot, Moordryd! You said you ditched the fangirls at Claw Alley!"


"NUUUUUUUUUU!!! Not the fangirls!!!"


"So we nearly hit the ground and were about to die horrible and painful deaths, but for a first date, this went really drac!"

I swear I didn't steal your chocolate, Artha! Really! It was Beau!


I didn't mean to stand you up, Kitt! Please don't kill me.


Artha: All my dreams have come true...
Kitt: Stop daydreaming!


How did I end up with these losers. Should've chosen someone who can actually race!


Beau: I didn't know there was a dancing contest today.


I can fly! I can fly! *Crash*
Just a... temporary glich....


OMG! Is that Artha doing the macarena???


I'm king of the world!


If he's king of the world, we're doomed!


Don't mess with the Big Bad Dragon Booster!

"I need . . . fibre . . . ."


"I told Mother not to use warm water!"


"Blech! What a diet! Is it any wonder I'm so thin?!"


"Ah, look at the time! I really must dash!"


"To be, or not to be . . . "


"You know you want me. Meow."


"My stick! Get your own!"

Put your left foot in and your left foot out, put your left foot in and shake it all about . . . .


Propheci and his dragons had long viewed karaoke as a sign of their individuality.


"Oh, Marge, isn't he adorable?"

"Oh, yes, Dot! I could just eat him all up!"


"The eyebrows are . . . a family curse, passed from generation to generation."


"Damn! How're we gonna get our ball back now?"

"Can I play??? Can I??? PLEEEEAAASSEEE, LET ME PLAY!!!!"

I'm The king of the hill...

Maybe not

KArate Kid

"This is the new gear lines for riders... Parmon V0.5"

"Where is the brake????!!!!!"

"Uh oh!!!!"

"What?? don't you like my new look??????"

Dragon Booster meets Bionical

"Hey! The cameraman is up there!"

Still not caring.

"For the last time you little punk, I have no candy!"

"Do you mind? I am not dinner!"

"Oh no! Not the fangirls! Anything but the fangirls!"


"...that's just...really freaky."


"Magna Draconis, that's a lot of fangirls you got after you, Parm!"


"Don't be ridiculous, Moordryd, 7 cups of coffee is not a lot! Now get!"


"...Moordryd, you know those fangirls you said you ditched? I think they're back..."

...wait a minute, this isn't my pet hamster!

NOW can I take off the fangirl resistant armor?

See? When you type in A723K, your dragons get powered up and you can advance to the next level!

...scales, I knew I should've gotten Windows XP instead of Macintosh!

"Listen me, Stable brat... You may be the Show's hero BUT i HAVE THE BIGGEST FANS CLUB!!!!!!"


"Who's next?"

Beau Airlines ready to land

Said 'Cheers'

Time to dragon's dinner

"HELP!!!! I'M SORROUNDED... BY MY FANSGIRLS!!!!!!"

"BEU... CAN YA GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH!!!???????"

"i WON'T FOLLOW A DIET!!!!!!"

Trick or trade

"I'm sure that I'm forgotting something"

"Looks like Moordryd snagged his jacket on the stagelight again."

Penn Racing before Kitt....

....and after. wow, not much of a diference.

*sigh*
"Why does the camera always fall over during my closeups?"

Beau, whenever you race, I feel closer to Heaven.



What an incompetent son! I think I'm going to faint!!



I think I swallowed too many fireflies Artha!



Someone really needs to start trimming my nails!

Stupid controls aren't working!



DAD!! HELP!!



You mean that boy flying in the air? That is SO NOT my son!!



What he needs is a swift kick in the pants!

Lance:'Track of Doom? Drac!'
Parm:'Track of Doom? Not drac!'

"Whadya mean my hair looks like i crashed into a rainbow?"

"I am Mini-Mort---tis. Boo-------."
Wyldfyr: Oh, get a life.

Kitt:You can't race with Parm! He wears pink boxers!"
Parm:I do not!"
Lance:But they have pretty dragons on themm too....."

How dare you say I like Decepshun!

Ironically that's actually a Dragon Booster TCG card, pic AND caption. :D See?

[QUOTE=Skylii,Sep 7 2005, 06:09 PM] [QUOTE=Airshadow,Sep 5 2005, 03:01 PM] [[/QUOTE]
I didn't know it!!!! LOL

...waaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiit a minute...that screenie of Moordryd looking through his binocs and the binoc recon TCG also look similar...

Furox, you're associated with the DB TCG well. Was this just coincidence, or do you design cards as well? :P

You're not the only person to think that. In reality, I play the DB TCG, but I don't work for Score Entertainment. I give a lot of demos of the game at the local game store to try and build up the local player base, and about 75% of the people I meet assume I must be a Score representative if I'm out doing demos. But no, I'm just an avid gamer. (I write software for a living, if anyone cares.)

And it wasn't quite a coincidence that I pulled the "Uh-oh" frame. I remembered it from the TCG and thought it was a nice image that might inspire a funny caption. I knew where it was in episode 2, so I pulled it.

I did meet one of the game designers from Score at a gaming convention I went to. He said that pulling frames for the cards is one of the most incredibly boring jobs they do. It's the kind of job they give to the "new person." :)

I really really didn't knew that it was a card of DB TCG :D, The last time that I went to aTCG was more than a month ago

Beau: now that is a sweet piece of tail


Parm: whew . . . tough crowd


Beau: You do realize that this means war . . .


Kitt: You meanie! I'm telling on you!


Smile! You're on Candid Camera . . .!


Parm: I do not have zits!


Beau: It's time for my monthly pedicure! Any volunteers?


Beau: That thermometer is freezing!


Beau: I can see my stable from here!



Libris: Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts . . .

Beau: what do you said, Decepshum, Do you want to going out with a cute dragon-boy like me?


Decepshum: Moordryd, it isnt your blinding gear?????

"Right! I get the trophy and you get this week's moral!"


"Granpa, what enormous, sharp teeth you have!"


"Great. I break my back and they use me as a doorstopper."


"Hehe, I'm a star!"


"Okay, that's enough human doorstops for today."


"Don't tell me you already know about my secret passion for soap operas?"

"Haven't you consider to be vegetarians???????"

*Glomp!*


Parm: Where did you say this has been?!


DB: Come with me if you want to live.


Moordryd: Father! The statue's making fun of me again!


Cain: Man that stinks! What've you been feeding your dragon?


Moordryd and Khata saying 'Hi' from Universal Studios themepark!

"...you're cleaning that up, Moordryd, not me."


"For the hundreth time, NO, I will NOT date you two!"


"HEY! Who replaced the coffee with decaf - ZZZzzzzz..."


"Artha, you gotta do something! We ran out of Draconee-Yum bars!"[IMG]


"Do you mind?! I'm racing here!"


"...uh, I think it's Swayy's turn to help Moordryd escape those fangirls."
"Forget it, Cain! They already got his underpants."


"...you blinked! I saw you blink, Beau!"


"Uh, Father? Why are you staring at me like that?"


"Betcha five drakkals that Moordryd wins!"

Arhta:No wonder Beau had trouble running. He has a Vidd-game in his claw!

"Ooo-kay. Can anyone else come up with a reason I vanished?"

"CAIN! I'm in the middle of a race!"
"But Moordryd, the cookies are done!"

No, my crew has deserted me in the face of fangirls!

'Hey Moordryd, why are you smiling?"
"The stable brat put Petrolium Jelly in my toothpaste!"

Lance: If I leave quietly, Artha won't notice that my homework's not done!
Parm:If I leave quietly, I won't be in trouble for not keeping an eye one Lance!

This is what happens when you insult how dragons look at you: you end up as dinner.


"I don't think I'll survive if my soap doesn't come on tomorrow!"


"See, this is why more people like me more than they like you! Because I'm not a Sue, and, oh yes, I have drac hair."


"Hey, Moordryd, think you can hang on to that lamp pole long enough for us to take a picture of the fangirls getting you?"
"Shut up, Rancydd, and GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!!"


"Man, I have to get off this diet! It's making me sick!"

"Mmm, cables..."


"What? Were you expecting me to look stupid like I always have to look?"


"Oh, what, now you're gonna let me get glomped by my fangirls? Thanks a lot, guys!"


"Hehe, I can see calculations on your boxers, Parm."


"Newts! OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIEEE!!!'


"Aw, man, not another cute close-up! Why can't they all just go after Parm, or even Artha?"


"Use the force, young Luke."


"Easily distracted?! What do you mean I'm easily distracte - oooh, look, pretty butterfly!"

"Alright, it's 5 to 3! Go, Dodgers!"

"Let's see Harry Potter do this! Oh, wait a minute..."

"Kitt, what do you mean me and Moordryd are acting like kids? HE'S the one who took my teddy bear!"

LOL

that's tipical Rattrap's quote (Beast Wars series)

WE're gotta DIIIEEEEEE

Are ya sure that you haven't seen the series?

Moordryd: Are you trying to tell me . . . that I'm covered in Canon-Sue cooties? Ew.


Cain: How . . . is being a Canon-Sue . . . a good thing?


Moordryd: It's simple Cain, as a Canon-Sue, I will be omnipotent. I will be the hero. I will ride the Black and Gold dragon of legend and be even more perfect than I already am!

How can i be the dragon booster? I am a CANON SUE!

Here's my funny captions for the contest. I'm having trouble getting some of them to work. For the non-wroking ones i'll give the caption and then the name of the pic.

it's the circle of life....

You've heard of the flying Elvis's..


This one's from "misjudged" album picture #6:
Lance: C'mon Kit. See, they're doing it!
Kit: For the LAST time Lance, I'm not doing the wave...and they're on TV!!

This one's from "misjudged" album picture #25:
I hope I can pick up that split!

For convenience, here are RoldGold Dragon's entries with direct links to the Misjudged album.


"misjudged" album picture #6
Lance: C'mon Kit. See, they're doing it!
Kit: For the LAST time Lance, I'm not doing the wave...and they're on TV!!

I hope I can pick up that split!

Word Paynn: What do you mean that I haven't a fans club?

Beau: I do this to things that are broken

Lance: come on... I want to be the Dragon booster...
Beau: Sorry kid, this role is just for teens of 16 years old and up

It's a bird!!!! NO!!! IT'S A AIRPLANE!!!!! NOOOO!!! IT'S SUPERMAN!!!!!... Wait!! he doesn't look as Superman.

Moordryd: Told me Cain... will be the cookies ready when I finished the race?
Cain: Errr... Just take a little while more

Cain: WHAT????!!!! will you have a date with Kitt Wong???

Moordryd: It wasn't mentioned in my contract that I have to do this escenes

Beau: pay attention to the class

THIS IS WORST THAN THE FANGIRLS!!!!! THE PAPARAZZI!!!!!

Word: i WANT TO WATCH MY SOAP OPERAS, MOODRYD!!!!!

Moordryd: Why I have the feeling that someone is watching me.

Moodryd: errr Libris.... Haven't you consider to visit a dentist?