Once again, you don't like slash, stay out. You don't flame me AFTER you've read it, because I will laugh at your flames and then burn them for the fun of it. :lol:
Oh, and this will contain an OC, but I've tried to make her as Non-sueish as I can. She's short, easilly over looked and a total bookworm.

Summary; Some tests are done that show Artha and Moordryd are (Get ready for it...) Brothers! How in the world is Conner going to explain this one?

YAYFORRANDOMNESS

Lil rubbed her eyes behind her reading glasses as she stared at the results. All the racers, seven in the street racers, had been forced to give blood samples. It was a new way to check for drugs that the riders took to increase alertness. It wasn't much, but it was enough to turn the tide of a race.
"Are...are you sure that these are the right samples? I mean, the Paynes have been known to be a little untrustworthy. Maybe Word's son is cheating?" Lil murmured to the proffessor. The proffessor shook his head and sighed.
"We checked the samples when they were taken. He couldn't have swapped them."
"But...but it says here that...Payne and Penn have almost the same DNA pattern. That would mean that, I mean, the only way they could be that close is if they were..."
"Related, I realise that." The proffessor snapped, annoyed by the stuttering. " I'll have to send someone to speak to Conner Penn, since Word Payne has been less than co-operative." He glanced over at Lil.
"But I couldn't! I...I..." She looked up and sighed. "Yes proffessor."

"Yes miss?" Parm asked with a friendly smile. The girl in front of him squeaked and jumped.
"I...I need to speak with a Mr. Penn please."
"You mean Artha?"
"No, I was hoping Conner..."
"Of corse. Sorry about that." Parm disapeared behind something in the stable and a older man with a red beard appeared.
"Yes Miss..."
"Lil." Lil said quickly. "And you must be Conner Penn." Lil was painfully aware of the other four peple in the room watching her. "I came to ask about the blood test Mr. Artha Penn had to give a few days back."
"Why, was there anything wrong?"
"Well, no but, we were curious about the simalarities between his sample and another racers..."
Conner paled considerably at this.
A dark haired boy walked up behind him, looking confused.
"Well what does that mean?" He asked.
"Well, it means that you're related to the owner of the other sample, or that the other owner has somehow gotten ahold of a blood sample very similar to yours." Lil explained, going into scientist mode.
"Wha?!"
"Artha calm down, I'm sure it's just a mistake!" Parm said quickly. "Who was the other sample from?"
"A Mr. Moordryd Payne."
"WWWHHHHAAAAA????!!!!"

"Artha? Are you alright?"
"Ugh...what happened?"
"You blacked out. It was very heroic."
"Oh ha ha Kitt...Wait, that girl said that me and Moordryd were related!" Artha sat up quickly. "He must've cheated on the test!"
"No he didn't." Conner said quietly from behind them.
"What do you mean no he didn't?!"
"He and you are almost exactally alike by blood. You look nothing like each other, and your personalities are almost oposite, but by blood you're almost the same." Conner sighed.
"You mean...we ARE RELATED?!"
"Yes." Conner mumbled, dropping his head into his hands. "Drakkus, I wish you weren't, but you are..."
"DAD! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!" Artha yelled furiously.
"It didn't just happen now Artha. I just...never told you..."
"Well, tell me NOW! What the hell is he to me? I mean, how are we... god, I'm not even going to say it!" Artha began to pace angrilly.
"You're...well, brothers." Conner looked up from his hands in time to see his son begin to hyperventilate. "Artha calm down! Breathe slowly!"
"How...how could...you...wait..." He stuttered. "DOES THIS MAKE WORD MY FATHER?!!"
"Well yes...and no." Conner muttered. "You know how your armour makes you stronger, faster?"
"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!"
"There are many different armours Artha, some of which have different uses and abilities. I found one when I was younger that...it did something different. It could change the wearers...gender." Conner said the last part very softly.
~THUD~
"Congradulations Conner." Kitt said nervously. "You just killed the Dragon Booster."

O_o Wow, you actually did it. :)

You take a broad comedic tone which is probably canon enough in its way, rather amusing. Lil is a perfectly reasonable OC, no problems there.

Note: "Professor" has one 'f'. :P

Well, 'Crack' is certainly the word for it. :P

Funny, too.

Me, I'm not too big a fan of slash, but as I quickly scrolled down, this is all I saw:

"There are many different armours Artha, some of which have different uses and abilities. I found one when I was younger that...it did something different. It could change the wearers...gender." Conner said the last part very softly.
~THUD~
"Congradulations Conner." Kitt said nervously. "You just killed the Dragon Booster."

Now, taking that out of context *Falls over laughing insanely*

***And I would like to say that this is the FIRST slash Dragon Booster FF I have found.... *throws confetti* CONGRATS on being the first slash I've found! Too bad I, like I said, am not a big fan of slash.... <_<

OMFG! ROFL! XD XD XD this fic certainly takes the cake =)

I've read alot of mpreg fanfictions but this is indeed the funniest! I'll admit that mpregs irk me a bit because well...you never know who the mommy is going to be and it sometimes shocks the reader XDDD

But all in all, I did enjoy this and hope that you will come up with other wacky mpreg stories (I could throw out a few suggestions *wink wink nudge nudge*)

keep up the great work with your stories! =D

--Minerva Rahn

Ooh, do tell of the wakyness please?

well it seems pretty wacky to me because its connor and word! two dads and one had its gender changed XDDDDDD tell me that's not wacky! hahaha but it was funny none the less =)....actually now that I think about those two..the more it makes sense!...ah great! now I got that pairing stuck in my head XDDDDDD whooo boy!

--Minerva Rahn

You, you warned me.

Now, I will need a psycologist.

But, hahahahaHaHaHA. :D :lol: :D :P

Was funny

Ha! Ha! Good story and setup.

It seems that Word has finally managed to kill Dragon Booster, in a rather indirect way, but still...

Since Artha took it so well, I wonder what Moordryds' reaction will be? :P

Very funny, good job!

The Power of FIRE

I have finally gathered my courage and read the whole thing... :blink: Oooookay. I really hope that as the armor changes the gender, the...ah... sexual preferences change as well. If Connor and Word were hooked up... OMG, that is sooooooo disturbing.... :ph43r: :blink:

If not for the disturbing factor, it's halarious! Very funny and well in character. Great work! :D :P

Mari, I really hope you remember that bisexuality/homosexuality would exist independently of any amulets.

Yeah, I knew that. I could name about 7 people in my classes at school that are homosexual/bisexual that are really nice and cool. Heck, most of them are my friends.
I'm just really hoping that the amulets changed that.... Connor and Word going together of their own free will is rather strange and... distrubing to me. :blink: :ph43r:

I was thinking... if Word knows about the "change" of Connor, XD OMG how will be his reaction :lol:

And yes, it can be distrubing, but I admit it, I love this things XD . Great job and is very funny.

So...Did Artha really die or did he just faint again?

he fainted. I'm writting up the next part at the moment

YES!! I was thinking about if you were going to continue this..cause I can't get those two out of my head! Word...and Connor! it seems strange but so right at the same time!....I hope I'm not freakin anyone out by this ^^;

Can't wait Kay Yasha!! I shall be waiting hehe >_> <_<

--Minerva Rahn

Yay! I'm lookin' foward to more cracktastic plot.

Me too! I like this story even though it IS a little on the odd side.

*ha ha ha ha x3000* ok so your saying that connor some how gets the armour on him, becomes a woman, gets pregnant by word, and gives birth to artha and moordryd(i wonder if lance is in the mix to :blink: )

o and artha dose not die he only blacked out again remember kitt said "you deactivated him professor" and all parm did is use the stun gear on artha in Still Waters Freeze

Okay, W/C is not my favorite paring, and I'm usually iffy on slash, but this was decent. the 'you killed the Dragon Booster was a nce touch.
This fic got me thinking.......what if Artha and moordryd were related? It's possible, Zulay might have been the girlfriend to Word and Connor. Moordryd and Artha couls still be the same age, one could be like, ten months older(I'm bettin' on Moordryd! :D )....I might be able to write that, but maybe somone else could come up with something too?

A Connor/Zulay/Word threesome and non-identical twins resulting from multiple ovulation is probably a less painful bet for Zulay than getting pregnant scarcely a month after giving birth, if perhaps a slightly greater coincidence.

:blink: man I can't believe were discussing a crack fic! :lol: I mean I like it! I wouldn't mind discussing it either but I honestly don't know where to start ^^; I was intrigued (and a bit surprised) about the whole 'threesome' that Sarah mentioned. Its...probable but ehhhhhh...I just can't figure with Zulay in this little equation 'Connor + Word (gender bender) + Zulay = Artha and Moordryd... or Connor + Zulay = Moordryd; Word + Zulay + Connor = Artha (?) or Zulay + Connor = Artha; Word (gender bender) + Zulay = Moordryd and borrowed the sperm from Connor to throw in some genes in there :)

.... are you as confused as me? :wacko: cause I think I'm just gonna wait till she updates the fic ^^;

The scenario I proposed above was a variant upon Kereea's completely heterosexual notion of Moordryd and Artha still being brothers while retaining Zulay as a distinct entity. It is rare but has occurred for a woman to conceive non-identical twins from different fathers by multiple ovulation and having sex with both of them within a short space of time (slight reference to this found at http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/mixedtwins.asp). Conceiving a second child shortly after giving birth is hard on a woman's body, impossible if she is breastfeeding, and on average ovulation does not occur until six weeks or thereabouts postpartum (source: http://parenting.ivillage.com/newborn/nmom...e_3p9f,00.html).

I'm guessing Kay Yasha is going for the scenario of "Connor changes into a woman (Zulay) and becomes pregnant with twins and somehow got to keep one while Word took charge of the other"; another possible scenario would be "Just prior to his transformation to Zulay Connor experienced a drunken one-night stand with another woman and impregnated her with Artha; as Zulay Connor gave birth to Word's son Moordryd".

Sarah Frost there is something wrong with your pictures because i see nothing

O and all yawls theories are ok but where is lance!

Lance is with another mother.

O....K? Well I think the armor thing is hard to beleave unless connor can use the
"Sexy-no-jutsu" like in naruto and become a woman (creepy)

Uhm...Didn't you read the fic? The Armor changed him into a woman

i read the fic ok and i remember when lance tries to put the same armor on but nothing happened and only beau's rider can wear it (unless conner found a 2nd way to get in the armor) and also i never post about a story unless i have read all of what he or she wrote sorry

In a show with a Mystical Cavern that only appears during a certain astrological formation and a speshul majik amulet that gives exceptionally powerful armour and the ability to withstand mag-blasts that would destroy most normal humans and where dragons can talk to humans, to consider a little gender-bending implausible is somewhat hypocritical. I do agree shapeshifting isn't likely to become part of the show, but I find it extremely plausible that back in original DB's time where everything exciting happened and all the clever devices were invented an armour for providing such an ability might very well have existed. Nor is fanfiction limited to such predictions of future canon.

You say you read it, yet obviously you either skip lines completely or have horrible reading comprehension, as is also evidenced by your previous questions. Does not

(emphasis mine) Mean Anything to you? Or did you just miss it? Please say you missed it.

Also, your point about the Dragon Booster Armor. You seem to be under the delusion that the fic is talking about the Dragon Booster Armor, which it is clearly not. Furthermore canon specifically states that the Dragon Booster Armor was specifically made for the Dragon Booster. So of course it's diffrent and super spechul.

ok thanks that helps:D

Now that is funny please do more :dance:

That's a really Drac banner, Snow. Where did you get it?

so...funny.......can't.....stop...........laughing...keep....going!


.=laugh

Okay...I'm so sorry this has been so long. I have no excuse exept laziness and having no idea where this story is going...
Now...for Moordryd's reaction! :eep:
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"WHAT THE #@$%?!" Moordryd yelled, staring at the girl. "No way! This has to be a trick!Are you sure you have the right samples?"
Cain walked in, looking confused at his friend's outburst. Moordryd was usually quiet enough, what could be this bad?
"Yes Mr Paynn, we're sure it's the right sample. In fact, Mr Penn had the same reaction as you and his father explained everything."
"Explained everything?! What the hell does that mean?!"
"There was a totally reasonable explaination for it all but I feel that releasing that information would be bad for certain people's health..." Lil muttered. (Translation; If I tell you you'll beat me up.)
Moordryd blinked. "Right. Well then I guess I'll have to go find some answers..." He yelled over his shoulder. "I'm going out!"

***

GAH! NOT EVEN A %^$&#@$ PARAGRAPH! (Hits head) I'll do more when my exams are over, I promise! (Grovels)

Wow not much but good Hope you do well on your exams!!
~Shearkin

Even if that was not a paragraph it is still funny. I am also bad about doing that in my chapters for my stories and it might be 1 or 6 paragraphs long!

WOW! What a good story! I mean That is such A good idea! Well Who would ever guess Moodryd and Artha brothers!?! :eep: :faint: Reallt hilarious though! :D

I thought you were just going to leave it as a single post for humor!!! :faint: Not more slash!!! *runs off screaming*