Title: girl problem
syco - March 22, 2008 06:59 PM (GMT)
Okay, a friend of mine has been trying to get hooked up with a girl he's been eyeing for well over 2 years now. Just last week, she had a kinda rough break-up with her dumbass boyfriend. My friend, nervous as he was, asked me to ask her if she wanted to hook up with him. I called him a wuss, but did it anyways. So, I see her at school like on friday (last week, before spring break), and ask how she's doing. She says it's been rough, and she starts talking. And talking. And talking. And talking some more. And I can't do anything but listen. I can't get a single word in, so now I have to play this sympathetic guy with a shoulder to cry on for her. I'm guessing I was the first guy to ask her how she was doing since she broke up, because she just unloaded a rant on me. Well, 15-20 minutes later, she wraps it up, and apologizes for the rant. I tell her it's all good. The rest of the conversation goes like this:
Me: It's no problem, I had the time to kill.
Her: Well, thanks.
Me: It sounds like you might be lonely for spring break, then.
Her: Yeah... =(
Me: Look, I don't mean to set you up for anything you don't want, and you don't have to say yes, but just hear me out, okay?
Her: Okay...?
Me: You know Fred (not his real name)?
Her: Yeah.
Me: He's in a sorta similar situation as you, and I know that he's always had a thing for you...
Her: Oh, you're so sweet.
Me: ...?
Her: You have to be a really good friend to ask a girl out for him.
Me: Well...
Her: Not everyone would do that.
Me: I do what I can, I guess.
Her: What about you?
Me: I do okay, I guess.
Her: I want to show you something...
That's when she takes my hand, and leads me to the girl's room, and we walk to the big stall that has more room. She lifted up her shirt, and flashed her boobs to me. I was kinda stunned, mouth hanging open and everything. Now, I always kinda knew she was pretty hot, but I never really, really thought about her in that way for some reason. She's short, and has a REALLY nice body. She can't be taller than 5 foot, she's thin, but not anorexic-thin. Nice boobs, great ass. Cute face, too. Kind of an olive skin tone, and she's a dark brunette. So, there I am, staring, and very turned on. I don't even tell my hands to grab them, they just reach out and start groping. They were so nice. I get closer to her, and she lets go of her shirt and wraps her little arms around me, and we're making out, I'm groping her, and she starts groping my package, and I roll with it for a while. She started to get on her knees when I had to stop her. I told her I'd feel really bad if I did this, since I meant to turn her onto Fred. She told me she really didn't care about him. She asked me to hang out with her for break, and I told her I'd think about it.
Later that night, Me and Fred went over to another friends place to hang out, and his parents were out of town. So, we took it upon ourselves to break out the whiskey, rum, and whatever else we could find in the house. Fred, he got REALLY loaded. I knew better than to get shitfaced, so I just paced myself. I didn't even touch the rum. Eventually, Fred started freaking out, doing the stereotypical "I love you guys, you know?" type of thing. I then let it blurt out that I made out with her crush earlier that day, and he was pissed for a total of about 10 seconds, and then forgot about it. He later passed out, woke back up, puked it all out, and didn't seem to remember anything I told him.
Discuss.
Me: It's no problem, I had the time to kill.
Her: Well, thanks.
Me: It sounds like you might be lonely for spring break, then.
Her: Yeah... =(
Me: Look, I don't mean to set you up for anything you don't want, and you don't have to say yes, but just hear me out, okay?
Her: Okay...?
Me: You know Fred (not his real name)?
Her: Yeah.
Me: He's in a sorta similar situation as you, and I know that he's always had a thing for you...
Her: Oh, you're so sweet.
Me: ...?
Her: You have to be a really good friend to ask a girl out for him.
Me: Well...
Her: Not everyone would do that.
Me: I do what I can, I guess.
Her: What about you?
Me: I do okay, I guess.
Her: I want to show you something...
That's when she takes my hand, and leads me to the girl's room, and we walk to the big stall that has more room. She lifted up her shirt, and flashed her boobs to me. I was kinda stunned, mouth hanging open and everything. Now, I always kinda knew she was pretty hot, but I never really, really thought about her in that way for some reason. She's short, and has a REALLY nice body. She can't be taller than 5 foot, she's thin, but not anorexic-thin. Nice boobs, great ass. Cute face, too. Kind of an olive skin tone, and she's a dark brunette. So, there I am, staring, and very turned on. I don't even tell my hands to grab them, they just reach out and start groping. They were so nice. I get closer to her, and she lets go of her shirt and wraps her little arms around me, and we're making out, I'm groping her, and she starts groping my package, and I roll with it for a while. She started to get on her knees when I had to stop her. I told her I'd feel really bad if I did this, since I meant to turn her onto Fred. She told me she really didn't care about him. She asked me to hang out with her for break, and I told her I'd think about it.
Later that night, Me and Fred went over to another friends place to hang out, and his parents were out of town. So, we took it upon ourselves to break out the whiskey, rum, and whatever else we could find in the house. Fred, he got REALLY loaded. I knew better than to get shitfaced, so I just paced myself. I didn't even touch the rum. Eventually, Fred started freaking out, doing the stereotypical "I love you guys, you know?" type of thing. I then let it blurt out that I made out with her crush earlier that day, and he was pissed for a total of about 10 seconds, and then forgot about it. He later passed out, woke back up, puked it all out, and didn't seem to remember anything I told him.
Discuss.
Mclovin4life - April 8, 2008 10:01 PM (GMT)
hm....well...if I was in ur situation, then i would have said "Fred, i KNOW you like this girl, but she doesn't like you and so you should move on, and she likes me, SO i will go out with her, and you should JUST accept the harsh truth, but....i like her, and she likes me and so.... ya"... but THATS JUST ME! not you...but..if she was REALLY good lookin, then i would have TAPPED THAT, ya KNOW? :P well....hope it all worked out for you guys! :outtahere: :yellonphone: :eyebrowmustache: :monocle: :whip:
syco - April 8, 2008 10:09 PM (GMT)
<_<
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Are you the dudeman I told to come here?
Check your email.
MrWhiskeyDick - April 9, 2008 06:12 AM (GMT)
*scratches head*
on the guest board ?
turning down a bj in the name of a bro, that's noble to say the least! if its the girl in the pic, double points!
of course, if your boy blacked out after you told him, he's prolly still on a fool's errand unless you remind him.
obligations fulfilled, GO TAP DAT ASS!
on the guest board ?
turning down a bj in the name of a bro, that's noble to say the least! if its the girl in the pic, double points!
of course, if your boy blacked out after you told him, he's prolly still on a fool's errand unless you remind him.
obligations fulfilled, GO TAP DAT ASS!
UndiscoveredBum - April 9, 2008 07:55 AM (GMT)
I'm making a giant derp face right now.