Ok, this started with me and my little sis having late night discussions and trying to be phlisophical about ace lightning. Unfortunately it got cut short when she told me to shut up and go to bed. But, here's the question: What's the meanest thing you could possibly do to each character?

Sarah:

Ace: talk to him about moral relativism

Fear: outwit him

(will think of more later if possible)

Lynxie:

Ace: Troture and send LI to the sixth dimension, and leave an anonomus vid of it on his doorstep...

LI: Unbreakable tether tied to her and KB with him unable to reprogram her. I think that about covers it.

Mark: Tell his parents about the observatory being a romantic place to spend their anniversary in. Arrange it so Mark and Ace has to fight a bad guy there, while his parents arrive.

Sparx: She's already been sent to the 6D by her own weapon... :(

Fear: put him through a wood chipper. That works for staff head too...

H:

Chuck: empty his fridge then lock him in his house. then watch him fishing behind the couch and chasing cockroaches which suddenly appear to look like big fat roast chickens...

Random: unbolt his wheel

Lynxie:

Bwa ha ha ha! That one for Random's a classic...

Chuck:
Ducktape Chuck to the ceiling. then eat a proper five course meal infront of him, and play videogames afterward, nope not mean enough...
Convince his mom to put him on a diet, have someone rob his house and steal everything to do with his comp...
Oh, I know! Revoke His Ace lightning club membership because he says it's real.

Brett: Tell him the "truth" about the British girl he was drooling over at the carnival, better yet, have him find out for himself. (security cams whee!).

Mr. Cheesborugh: fire him.

Kat: Let the legions of Mark/Sam, OC/Mark, Mark Heather, and anti-Kat fangirls after her...

Sarah:

Kilobyte: Tell him that he has insane fangirls, and watch him run...

Sparx: Suggest Sparx/Illusion as an OTP

(Wasn't it Wayne who liked cross-dressing!Mark?)

Kat: Show her the vids of cross-dressing!Mark

Flash:

Sparx: force her to be the bride's maid at Ace and Lady I.'s wedding.

Chuck: Release a new Ace game and keep him away from the computer store for a WHOLE day!

That was Wayne 'admiring' Mark-in-drag . . .

H:

Fiona: Give Simon all the garden gadgets ever created and loose him in the garden!

Ace: Fill the thunder tower with gnomes.

Flash:

Fiona: kidnap all her gnoems and hold them for ransom.

Sparx: Make the Flash sieze up with rust and give her a kiddie's tricycle.

H:

Sparx: ... then make the trike break and lady illusion laughs at her and says she's fat!

Rat: lock him in that bircage he ordered.

Flash:

Rat: . . . With the pound of cheese locked on the outside.

Lady I.: . . . Have Sparx point out that she's smaller than Lady I. Then Random come along with the limosine of flying vehicles for Sparx, and Sparx take off triumphantly.

H:

Ace: gets slapped by both LI and Sparx... maybe Kat as well

Flash:

Ace: Let's throw in Sam and Heather for good measure.

Fear: Tell Anvil that Fear's organ made fun of his fear of the dark, and watch him destroy it. :D

H:

Ace: stuff it, let's just have the whole cast, including the disgruntled cameramen who think their talent is wasted filming blank scenes slap him

Kilobyte: Kill Fred. with bugspray!

Flash:

Kilobyte: Tie him to a tree and stickytape his eyes open. Sit Fred in front of him and renact the 'squishing wasps' scene from 'Antz' with a giant fly swatter.

Pigface: give him a hanky.

H:

Hanky owner: return the hanky

Flsh:

:lol:

Lady I.: Switch her bath towel with said hanky. Talk about skin cream!

H:

Ewww

Rick: Hack into his master plan and add pokemon to it.

Flash: Kilobyte: Point out that his tentacles are probably Rick's way of compensating for something. . . :lol:

H:

Mark: hide the amulet and watch him have a panic attack, destroy his parents car and watch him have a panic attack, kidnap Ashley and watch him have a panic attack...

Flash:

Ace: Tell him that in the next game he'll be a member of the babysitters' club. Arrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

H:

:blink: that is mean!

Mark and Ace: Kilobyte picks up that Ace keeps on calling Mark 'lightning knight' and decides to help him 'power up'.

Kilobyte: Sparx pulls out the Sword of Jacob and informs him that she used to be a sushi chef.

H:

Duff: give him an indestructable piggy bank for christmas.

Duff: Fill it with a million dollars first. :P

Anvil: make him the weakest character in the show.

H:

Random: turn him into a christmas tree and hang decorations off him. he already has the eye that changes colour in christmas colours!

Sparx: give her wings and sit her on top of Christmass tree!Random. She's small enough in comparison to him.

H:

Ace: Make him a reindeer.

Lord Fear: he can be santa claus

Mark/Chuck/Kat: Elves!

Lady I.: Mrs. Clause. Cruel in two ways!!!!!!

H:

Ace: wrap LI as a present and give her to Lord Fear

Kilobyte: make him the grinch

Sparx: Make her buy a gift for Lady I. One that doesn't explode!

H:

I wrote a comic with exploding gifts...

Chuck: ban him from christmas dinner, make him sit outside with Pigface who has also been banned.

Ashley: Force her to act her age.

Kat: Revoke her role as a journalist. Yay!

H:

Mark: move him back to England

Simon: arrest him for fraud

Pete: Shave off his dredlocks.

Fiona: Make sure that the first house she has to sell looks like the hut Random lives in.

H:

Fiona: better yet, it is the hut that she has to sell to Random :blink:

Random: make him clean the junkyard

Dog catchers: Let them catch Lady I. as a dog. :D

...but she always is a dog...

Kilobyte: string him off the ferris wheel by his tentacles

Lord Fear: turn him into one of those balloon doggies, you know that you make from twisting the balloons into wierd shapes...

Staffhead: Turn him into a baloon flower.

All of them: Make them watch 'The Saddle Club', what my lil' sis is doing to me now. Grrrrrrrr.

H:

:blink: scary

Chuck: tape him to a train track with a train made entirely out of candy hurtling toward him and see if he can eat it before it crushes him!