I know I should always take my career intentions seriously (except when the fic is humour) but damn, the Drabbleomatic is bizarrely fun :P

Look what it made for me: (NB I did not write this, other than suggesting the categories, this is all the intarweb’s fault.)


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An Odd Occurrence

Sparx paced up and down, jiggling her neck Look at that... her neck jiggles, talk about your freak of nature. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Shield, I'm not gonna laugh I'm not gonna laugh...had arranged to meet her here in the towers. "I have something beautiful to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Shield was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Sparx expected to see her bounce up, her light hair streaming behind her and her fire eyes aglow. Oh, forget it *cracks up*

Sparx heard footsteps, but they seemed rather nobody for a delicate and colourful girl like Mary Sue Shield, whose tread was challenge. She turned around and found Ace staring at her.

"What are you doing here?" Ace said wanly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Sparx had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so hopefully. "Mary Sue Shield asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Ace, her shoulder began to throb blankly.

"Oh," Ace said, needlessly. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Sparx said and caught Ace by his arm. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?" Oh, good grief... Anna? Sarah? H? I think we've found a good source for our fake fanbrat rants on the Messageboard!

"Yes," Ace said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like something from an old hologram training program. They had THAT in old holograph training programs? I'm starting to wonder just what kind of organization the Lightning Knights are...I mean, the name in itself is suspicious...

From behind a sheath, Mary Sue Shield watched with a shade light in her battle eyes ...WTF?. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Sparx/Ace". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the Harpix from extinction.

<i>The End.</i>

Scarab: *dies and lies there twitching*

Somebody else come play with me on the drabbleomatic! :D

Aaargh, this is scary. :P Fear/LI.

A Staff In Time

On a ruthless and cadaverous morning, Lord Fear sat crawling through a cemetery. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His neck ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Lady Illusion to love someone with a vicious arm?

Arrogantly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a painful bitter bone, all on a summer's day. I wish my Lady Illusion would touch me, in her own bleak way..."

"Do you?" Lady Illusion sat down beside Lord Fear and put her hand on Lord Fear's leg. "I think that could be arranged."

Lord Fear gasped nastily. "But what about my vicious arm?"

"I like it," Lady Illusion said silently. "I think it's decaying."

They came together and their kiss was like a dark midnight that never will be day.

"I love you," Lord Fear said bravely.

"I love you too," Lady Illusion replied and touched him.

They bought a maggot, moved in together, and lived softly ever after.

Oh, my gosh I can't actually breathe at the moment!!

Random/Sparx!! :lol:

I Saw Sparx Kissing Santa Claus

Random woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one rusty box that looked like a hubcap.

Then Random noticed that Sparx was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.

Random thought that he would surprise Sparx. Maybe even sneak up behind her and dance her on her dark arm. That always made Sparx misty.

Random crept slowly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its shoddy lights, and the presents, heaped up angrily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Sparx. Kissing someone.

Random was so angry, he picked up a machinery from a table and threw it quickly on a broken car hulk.

They both looked around.

"Sparx, you mechanical ninja kittty cat!" Random yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Random looked and then rubbed his mouth and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Sparx said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a broken kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Random said steadily. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be dusty."

That seemed reasonable. Random went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like the Lightning Flash when Sparx put too much power to the throttle. He made Random's nose feel all slow.

"You see?" Sparx said flashily and Random saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

*dies* That is insane!

You tell her, Random!! :P

*has lost all coherency*

Oh man. I can't stand this one, its just too funny.

A Pretty Day To Drown

Mark stepped rapidly out into the Purple sunshine, and admired Lady Illusion's Lips. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a Smelly sight."

Lady Illusion climbed off the Flower and walked crossly across the grass to greet her lover. Mark patted Lady Illusion on the Kneenus and then tried to drown her vivaciuosly, but without success.

"That's all right," Lady Illusion said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not zany," Mark. "Not as zany as the time we drowned on a vending machine."

Lady Illusion nodded foolishly. "We were odd back in those days."

"Our Weenuss were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Mark said. "Everything seems jittery and yummy when you're young."

"Of course," Lady Illusion said. "But now we're Decayed, we can still have fun. If we go about it shakily."

"Shakily?" Mark said . "But how?"

"With this," Lady Illusion said and held out a lazy Phone. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to drown."

Mark swallowed the Phone at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to drown shakily. They drowned like a willow which sways in the wind.. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

Oh my gosh I can't stand it!!!!!! Tee hee, drown. BTW a weenus is that skin on ur elbow and a kneenus is the skin on ur knee.

*dies* I like that. :P

I cant get over it, weenus! My parents are asking me why Im laughing, i dont know what im supposed to say!!! But i cant help it, kneenus!

Why did I link you to this thing? Oh the insanity :P

Tee hee. This one makes NO sense whatsoever, but if u look at the story carefully, its pretty canon.
The Battle For The Computer

Under a desk, Random Virus smooched his computer. He had been busy with the computer for hours and now wanted nothing more than a yellow cuddle or a purple massage from his lover Lady Illusion.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his cute Lady Illusion appeared at the door, grinning seductively.

"Put down the computer," Lady Illusion said shyly. "Unless you want me to smooch that computer on your Thumb."

Random Virus put down the computer. He was hard. He had never seen Lady Illusion so hot before and it made him luscious.

Lady Illusion picked up the computer, then withdrew a dress from her Cheek. "Don't be so hard," Lady Illusion said with a hot grimace. "A Bear bit my Bum this morning, and everything became easy. Now with this computer and this dress I can shyly rule the world!"

Random Virus clutched his roung Bum slowly. This was his lover, his cute Lady Illusion, now staring at him with a hot Cheek.

"Fight it!" Random Virus shouted. "The Bear just wants the computer for his own cute devices! He doesn't love you, not the yellow way I do!"

Random Virus could see Lady Illusion trembling slowly. Random Virus reached out his Thumb and touched Lady Illusion's Cheek shyly. He was cute, so cute, but he knew only his roung love for Lady Illusion would break the Bear's spell.

Sure enough, Lady Illusion dropped the computer with a thunk. "Oh, Random Virus," she squealed. "I'm so yellow, can you ever forgive me?"

But Random Virus had already moved under a desk. Like a fluffy pink elephant trying to take over the world, he pressed his Thumb into Lady Illusion's Cheek. And as they fell together in an easy fit of love, the computer lay on the floor, luscious and forgotten.