Title: Recruitment
Description: We need you!
LightningFlash - March 18, 2006 12:42 AM (GMT)
Say the Lightning Knights and Evils had recruitment campaigns. What kind of ads do you think they'd use?
My (dorky) example:
Visual: A muscular figure dressed in full Lightning Knight regalia sweeps in from the sky with a small child in his arms. He hands the child to a relieved parent before turning to face the camera with a beaming smile.
“I love the feeling of satisfaction I get from a days work,” he says.
Cut to: A lithe and attractive brunette, also dressed in full uniform. She is moving massive pieces of wreckage from a disaster area, but pauses in her work to focus on the camera.
“Do you?”
Cut to: Screen is filled with dark blue, over which the Lightning Knight Academy logo appears.
Voice Over: Join Now. Get satisfied.
End Commercial.
:P
Scarab Dynasty - March 18, 2006 12:44 AM (GMT)
...Dude that's one BAD bit of recruitment, but it'd work on the knights, and it's funny :P
LightningFlash - March 18, 2006 12:48 AM (GMT)
I can't help feeling that there'd be a whole lot of very smug Knights out there. :P
hyperpsychomaniac - March 19, 2006 10:25 AM (GMT)
Hehe. Here goes...
*radio is playing random music* *signal is cut*
Lord Fear's voice: Hello my fellow minions. Do not attempt to adjust your radio. There is nothing wrong with it. It is I, Lord Fear. And I will soon become the ruler of this pathetic dimension. But I need your help to destroy those annoying Lightning Knights. Join me, and together we will rule this world. But, oppose me, and you will be obliterated. Do not miss your chance to obtain ultimate power! Oh, and to all you scrawny little mortals who happen to be listening... I will destroy you all, and your world shall me mine!
Rat: Yeah! LF's gonna to...
LF: Shut UP!
Rat: Ow!
*cuts back to random music*
Like they're going to let Lord Fear have a proper ad. ;)
Sarah Frost - March 19, 2006 08:31 PM (GMT)
*laugh* V. canon. I can also imagine an evil recruitment poster using a LI picture...
Scarab Dynasty - March 22, 2006 02:32 PM (GMT)
C*cracks up also* :D
And I am SO making recruitment posters. Dibs! :P
Rotgut - March 22, 2006 04:47 PM (GMT)
I wonder what all these recruitment things would be like if they were real. Would anyone consider that fanclub poster Chuck has in Season 1 a recruitment poster?
And also, I'm a little concerned about that new topic(s) in the Board Announcements. Somebody has written the same post twice...does anyone have ShadowCat's e-mail, so we can inform her of this.
LightningFlash - March 24, 2006 02:02 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Rotgut @ Mar 22 2006, 04:47 PM) |
| And also, I'm a little concerned about that new topic(s) in the Board Announcements. Somebody has written the same post twice...does anyone have ShadowCat's e-mail, so we can inform her of this. |
Fixed it. :)
It's better to PM a complaint to ShadowCat, Sarah, or myself so we'll be sure to see it and take action. :)